No doubt, we'd just go batshit crazy!
...and if Puleo says the earth is 6,000 years old, I'll become a young-earth creationist. If Cardiel dictates that 2+2=42 (even if the value of 2 is 2), I'll go right along with him. If Beautifull tells me to get a tattoo, I'll have "Doug Brown" done up Shecks style on my back, and I'll refuse to wear a shirt at my office just to rock the fuck out of that shit.