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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #150 on: May 03, 2008, 06:22:19 AM »
i have no fucking idea how i made it home from the bar last night alive. i starting drinking at 6, was drunk by 630, and hadnt eaten anything all day. i am so fucking hungover i feel like dying and i am at work on a ten hour shift. drinking is so fun until im throwing up. im never drinking again. dollar pbrs are such a bad idea.
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #151 on: May 03, 2008, 08:56:20 AM »
i have no fucking idea how i made it home from the bar last night alive. i starting drinking at 6, was drunk by 630, and hadnt eaten anything all day. i am so fucking hungover i feel like dying and i am at work on a ten hour shift. drinking is so fun until im throwing up. im never drinking again. dollar pbrs are such a bad idea.

haha, thats how my last weekend went, it ruled and sucked all at the same time.
i chilled out last night and just kicked it at home.  no beer, no liquor, just pot. 

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #152 on: May 03, 2008, 11:03:43 AM »
Drinking can actually be a lot of fun after puking. The trick is that you need to feel reeeally tough about continuing drinking after throwing up, like: hey, check me out! I'm just like some dude in some film, who came across really fucked up, but in a cool way. live fast wooohooo. Of course you also need to clean yourself up a little bit, which is a lot easier, if you have a muscular body and people don't get offended by your baby like physique if you take off your puke-stained shirt or wash it in some sink and put it on again (now transparent, if you aspire to come across both artsy and radical).
Naturally this whole procedure is more complicated for women, because you tend to have longer hair, where you can also puke on. not cool, not even in lifestyle movies. Puke-sprinkled pants and shoes are another major problem for post-puking-drinkers, but your lifestyle doesn't allow you to be bothered by that until its dried and the sun comes up and you can scrape it off to the sound of ringing tramways hollering birds. No false embarassment towards people leaving for work here, you are oblivious to their views. Eventually you hit another after hours club, because you got so psyched on your radical drinking habits and behavior in general, that you almost feel like you'd been doing coke or mdma or whatever trendy drug comes to your mind all night with some of the polish dudes you accidentally met on the toilet while washing your shirt. You picture them all with really short hair and  d&g tshirts, yet they went to the same location as you did.




Not stoked on some asian girl I had a date with, that turned out to be boring as hell and bad looking without her glasses.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #153 on: May 03, 2008, 11:59:03 AM »
rain.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #154 on: May 03, 2008, 12:52:23 PM »
i'm so schwaggard today, shiiit. hangin over

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #155 on: May 03, 2008, 06:31:41 PM »
Broken bearings SUCK.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #156 on: May 03, 2008, 06:58:42 PM »
Got cut from work early again tonight- $5 in tips.

Time to look for a new job.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #157 on: May 03, 2008, 07:09:39 PM »
i'm spending 11 hours at LAX tomorrow.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #158 on: May 03, 2008, 07:20:23 PM »
i'm spending 11 hours at LAX tomorrow.

in between connecting flight?


somebody has a fetish for the kook button  >:(

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #159 on: May 03, 2008, 07:24:10 PM »
my moms fucking friend and her husband are over at my house eating all of my fucking pizza they showed up randomly and my mom asked if they wanted to stay and eat pizza and they said no we had pizza for lunch already and laughed annoyingly then my mom said awww maybe next time and they said no we can stay and now theyre in my fucking house. watching fucking oprah. eating all my goddamn PIZZA

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #160 on: May 03, 2008, 07:40:07 PM »
i just got back from butchering my lower back for this stupid fucking trick. got it on long lens then redid it again for fisheye and the filmer fucking taped over the fisheye view on accident later in the day. today fucking sucks. and my mom ordered the pizza with that thin crust bullshit FUCK ROUND TABLE.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #161 on: May 03, 2008, 07:53:11 PM »
Just got a notice that my car will be booted if I get another parking ticket after I thought I had paid the last one off. Fuck the PPA! They're pretty much the worst sort of security guards ever. Semi cops with boners for parking violations.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #162 on: May 03, 2008, 08:08:25 PM »
i'm spending 11 hours at LAX tomorrow.

in between connecting flight?

yep

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #163 on: May 03, 2008, 10:59:12 PM »
i'm spending 11 hours at LAX tomorrow.

in between connecting flight?

yep

Max, go to an in and out burger and have a 4x4 then go skate a spot, you'll have plenty of time.
Anyone else notice that Tony Parker is the Gino of basketball?

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #164 on: May 03, 2008, 11:00:23 PM »
Not if he has In N Out.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #165 on: May 04, 2008, 02:10:07 AM »
i'm spending 11 hours at LAX tomorrow.

in between connecting flight?

yep

Max, go to an in and out burger and have a 4x4 then go skate a spot, you'll have plenty of time.


i dont know lance, even when i only have a #1 animal style, i cant skate for at least an hour and a half. i wouldn't want to fuck with a 4x4, then try to roll. but if thats your thing, then go with it.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #166 on: May 04, 2008, 10:52:35 AM »
My computer crashed last night for no reason at all. I'm probably going to have to blow everything off of it, and that means I lost alot of my music. Fanfuckingtastic,

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #167 on: May 04, 2008, 11:00:12 AM »
my first trespassing ticket.

my first time being handcuffed by the police.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #168 on: May 04, 2008, 11:55:06 AM »
didn't fall asleep until 8 this morning, then my girlfriend woke me up around 11...now I have to go to my grandmothers assisted living facility for "family day" and i feel like death...

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #169 on: May 04, 2008, 02:11:47 PM »
I hurt my hand skating yesterday and it still hurts pretty bad. I can't bend it fully in any direction, and it will probably last for a week or so. This happens every few months.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #170 on: May 04, 2008, 05:39:32 PM »
I went to run my dog dennis around just now in the golf course i live next to.  It was dark which is why i was able to go in without being hassled, and when he got in he started to run because he had so much energy, and then he tripped on a low rope set up along side an asphalt pathway and ate shit for lack of a better term.  Now he has a cut on his right front foot, tail, and  about a nickel sized cut to the side of his eye.  I feel horrible.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #171 on: May 04, 2008, 07:11:54 PM »
woke up late today and ended up staying at home and playing skate even though it was a perfect day outside.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #172 on: May 04, 2008, 07:16:26 PM »
I've been drinking every day for about a week now, and i know i shouldn't tonight, but i probably will.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #173 on: May 04, 2008, 07:38:32 PM »
I went to run my dog dennis around just now in the golf course i live next to.  It was dark which is why i was able to go in without being hassled, and when he got in he started to run because he had so much energy, and then he tripped on a low rope set up along side an asphalt pathway and ate shit for lack of a better term.  Now he has a cut on his right front foot, tail, and  about a nickel sized cut to the side of his eye.  I feel horrible.

Damn, hope he heals up quick.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #174 on: May 04, 2008, 08:44:53 PM »

what the fuck happened to zoo?

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #175 on: May 04, 2008, 08:50:35 PM »
I didn't have to work today and it was finally nice out, but my deck snapped so I couldn't skate. Atleast I had GTA though.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #176 on: May 04, 2008, 08:51:25 PM »

what the fuck happened to zoo?
trying to hard to push those ugly ass shoes, and even harder with the "we're so NYC" image.  Shits weak, but thats how they stay paid
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Anyone else notice that Tony Parker is the Gino of basketball?

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #177 on: May 04, 2008, 09:20:55 PM »
my hip.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #178 on: May 04, 2008, 09:52:37 PM »
life
I rarely venture into classic slap and the one time I do it I find a guy getting his dick eaten by a dolphin.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #179 on: May 04, 2008, 10:39:28 PM »
Stars and Sharks are in the 3rd overtime right now.  I just want Dallas to score and move on to Detroit.  The goalies have been amazing and it's stressing me out.