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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1620 on: August 02, 2008, 09:35:36 PM »
this fly in my office is so much faster than me. i'm just here alone swinging my arms as fast as i can and i've only touched it once but it didn't die what the fuck.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1621 on: August 02, 2008, 10:38:46 PM »
this fly in my office is so much faster than me. i'm just here alone swinging my arms as fast as i can and i've only touched it once but it didn't die what the fuck.

imagine how crazy it must be for the fly...
trip out dude
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1622 on: August 02, 2008, 10:41:11 PM »
ChildoftheGhetto's parents reproducing.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1623 on: August 02, 2008, 10:59:22 PM »
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this fly in my office is so much faster than me. i'm just here alone swinging my arms as fast as i can and i've only touched it once but it didn't die what the fuck.
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imagine how crazy it must be for the fly...
trip out dude

hahah very true

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1624 on: August 03, 2008, 03:58:41 PM »

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1625 on: August 03, 2008, 09:40:15 PM »
being bummed out about everything.

this girl i like.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1626 on: August 03, 2008, 11:28:23 PM »
stupid bitch customers at my workplace (a cafe):

"is this sausage turkey sausage, or regular pork sausage?"
"i believe it is regular pork sausage."
...

"do you have the turkey havarti sandwich?"
"let me check..."
"so you don't have it?"
"i believe we do.  yes, we do."
"what is that red sauce?  it says it is topped with honey-dijon mayonnaise and it's red?"
"umm...i believe that's the mayonnaise sauce.  it's the only condiment besides the cheese."
"yeah, but why is it red?"
"i have no idea, the food arrives here packaged and all we do is heat it up and serve it."

same bitch:

"how long have these doughnuts been sitting out?"
"we pull them every morning, they are fresh daily."
"so they've been out since you opened?"
"yes."
"well, i will be skipping the doughnut then..."

humans have become such a nit-picking bunch of spoiled cocksuckers, i can't even stand the fucking concept of the food service industry. 


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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1627 on: August 03, 2008, 11:39:47 PM »
broke my kingpin at lee side and had to watch everyone else skate it.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1628 on: August 03, 2008, 11:56:16 PM »
My cat died on the way to the vet this morning.

Rest in peace little buddy.

Hope you're peeing on a better bed.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1629 on: August 04, 2008, 12:02:00 AM »
stupid bitch customers at my workplace (a cafe):

"is this sausage turkey sausage, or regular pork sausage?"
"i believe it is regular pork sausage."
...

"do you have the turkey havarti sandwich?"
"let me check..."
"so you don't have it?"
"i believe we do.  yes, we do."
"what is that red sauce?  it says it is topped with honey-dijon mayonnaise and it's red?"
"umm...i believe that's the mayonnaise sauce.  it's the only condiment besides the cheese."
"yeah, but why is it red?"
"i have no idea, the food arrives here packaged and all we do is heat it up and serve it."

same bitch:

"how long have these doughnuts been sitting out?"
"we pull them every morning, they are fresh daily."
"so they've been out since you opened?"
"yes."
"well, i will be skipping the doughnut then..."

humans have become such a nit-picking bunch of spoiled cocksuckers, i can't even stand the fucking concept of the food service industry. 



yeah people suck especially when you're on the clock at a job

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1630 on: August 04, 2008, 12:30:13 AM »
every fucking time i wear this white shirt to work it fucking rains.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1631 on: August 04, 2008, 07:31:03 AM »
I think I have a mild case of whiplash. I used to always bitch about people waxing metal coping but yesterday I stuck and landed in a 'slick'  part of the transition and whipped my head around trying to stay up.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1632 on: August 04, 2008, 10:49:58 AM »
Tropical Storm Edouard appears to be heading right at me. Looks like no skating for the rest of the week.


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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1633 on: August 04, 2008, 12:54:25 PM »
I got home from work last night, looked in the fridge and saw that I had no beer, and decided to hit the bar around the corner for a pint or two.  Ended up dropping 50 bucks and waking up feeling like shit today.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1634 on: August 04, 2008, 02:08:19 PM »
i sent a broken phone back to Verizon in April that they claim to probably lost in their warehouse.  and they are still trying to charge me $265 for.  this went on since April but today they shut off my outgoing calls.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1635 on: August 04, 2008, 03:04:15 PM »
just got a call from my cousin. A good friend of his mother died of cancer. And I guess for whatever reason his father and brother went to the funeral and his friend must have gotten back early from the funeral or something. and he had a few people over his house, and im not sure why but the fucking house exploded. killing him. so his father and brother came home from the moms funeral to find the house torched and the son dead. i dont think i could ever handle something like that. so so fucking terrible.

http://www.9news.com/news/article.aspx?storyid=96978&catid=339

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1636 on: August 04, 2008, 04:42:17 PM »
Tropical Storm Edouard
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1637 on: August 04, 2008, 04:48:12 PM »
just got a call from my cousin. A good friend of his mother died of cancer. And I guess for whatever reason his father and brother went to the funeral and his friend must have gotten back early from the funeral or something. and he had a few people over his house, and im not sure why but the fucking house exploded. killing him. so his father and brother came home from the moms funeral to find the house torched and the son dead. i dont think i could ever handle something like that. so so fucking terrible.

http://www.9news.com/news/article.aspx?storyid=96978&catid=339

ouch. that is fucking brutal.  when life fucks with you it gets you good.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1638 on: August 04, 2008, 06:13:01 PM »
 i just ate shit really bad on my bike. i forgot that my feet were in the stupid clips, and I went to put my feet on the ground and I full on wrecked into my mailbox right in front of a bunch of people. 

almost 30 years old and i can't ride a bike. 

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1639 on: August 04, 2008, 09:54:57 PM »
Getting my cat desexed tonight.  She is going to be traumatised.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1640 on: August 04, 2008, 10:00:42 PM »
- knee gave out today. i'm back on a cane. looks like the surgery wasn't a total success
- crackheads on colfax
- juggalos
- financial aid office

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1641 on: August 05, 2008, 07:06:42 AM »
skimboard to the shins

jellyfish sting on the head of my dick

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1642 on: August 05, 2008, 07:47:39 AM »
jellyfish sting on the head of my dick
ouch. I've had that and it hurts like hell. I got stung on my balls before too. not cool.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1643 on: August 05, 2008, 08:06:39 AM »
starting my 4th week of not skating due to gimp ankle

I rolled around the bowl at the park a couple days ago, but then it hurt the day after and I had to ice. Still too scared to even attempt an ollie yet.


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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1644 on: August 06, 2008, 02:02:16 AM »
people

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1645 on: August 06, 2008, 03:29:27 AM »
Shitty Korean food. 

do more yoga!

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1646 on: August 06, 2008, 04:00:37 AM »
set my alarm less than 4 hours ago. today is going to be long.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1647 on: August 06, 2008, 08:35:35 AM »
thinking my shin was alright, skating on it, now it hurts like hell. can barely walk without pussyfootin.
:) I must have been tripping last night

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1648 on: August 06, 2008, 11:58:29 AM »
I hate being the driver when going to a spot, I'd much rather push through the whole city to get there.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1649 on: August 06, 2008, 03:29:16 PM »
I work the next 2 days and its going to be so nice out