stupid bitch customers at my workplace (a cafe):
"is this sausage turkey sausage, or regular pork sausage?"
"i believe it is regular pork sausage."
...
"do you have the turkey havarti sandwich?"
"let me check..."
"so you don't have it?"
"i believe we do. yes, we do."
"what is that red sauce? it says it is topped with honey-dijon mayonnaise and it's red?"
"umm...i believe that's the mayonnaise sauce. it's the only condiment besides the cheese."
"yeah, but why is it red?"
"i have no idea, the food arrives here packaged and all we do is heat it up and serve it."
same bitch:
"how long have these doughnuts been sitting out?"
"we pull them every morning, they are fresh daily."
"so they've been out since you opened?"
"yes."
"well, i will be skipping the doughnut then..."
humans have become such a nit-picking bunch of spoiled cocksuckers, i can't even stand the fucking concept of the food service industry.