Things You Are Not Stoked On

[childhood]

Anyone ever read this book?
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2015/mar/15/publicly-shamed-jon-ronson-is-shame-necessary-jennifer-jacquet-review-think-before-you-tweet

And on the subject of suicide, I always thought it was funny that Hemingway bought his suicide shotgun from Abercrombie & Fitch. Not stoked that it looks like that wasn't actually the case.
http://gardenandgun.com/articles/hemingways-suicide-gun/

[bawtawd5]

I don't know any these dick wranglers names, I just click a face I like.

[FirstBlood82]

tweaked my ankle, rip skateboarding for awhile....

[SOTY]

Posted this in ''things I am stoked on'' by mistake. A terrible one at that.
The fuck is this?
http://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/videos/meet-the-flat-earthers/

[JB]

I don't know any these dick wranglers names, I just click a face butt I like.

[Yu Dum]

Rolled my ankle yesterday while warming up at the park. Going to get X-rays at 12:15 today. Hoping for good news...if it is broken, then I won’t be going back to Ohio.

[MOE SYZLAK]

Over the past three years i have worked my ass off to get where I am at, at my job ( currently the night shift supervisor). 
I have turned down the lead cook position ( which is kinda lower than what i have been doing) every time they have offered it to me.
We had a lead cook and she sucked so they demoted her and threw me in the lead cook position to take her place.
Now I hate my fucking job. I was chilling doing more trouble shooting/ problem solving stuff, making up for whoever called out or whatever... Now I'm busting my ass doing some shit I already hated in the first place and its making me miserable.
The thought of trying to find another job that pays the same and has the same hours seems impossible.

[Jared]

My left hip clicks every time I walk, and sometimes it sends a shock-like sensation down my whole leg. Ever since I rolled my ankle in September I've been trying to get back to where I was skill wise on a board. I'm almost there and I'm even starting to learn a few new things but it pisses me off knowing I can do something but my body can't execute it correctly quite yet. I'm dreading Christmas.

[JB]

Over the past three years i have worked my ass off to get where I am at, at my job ( currently the night shift supervisor). 
I have turned down the lead cook position ( which is kinda lower than what i have been doing) every time they have offered it to me.
We had a lead cook and she sucked so they demoted her and threw me in the lead cook position to take her place.
Now I hate my fucking job. I was chilling doing more trouble shooting/ problem solving stuff, making up for whoever called out or whatever... Now I'm busting my ass doing some shit I already hated in the first place and its making me miserable.
The thought of trying to find another job that pays the same and has the same hours seems impossible.

tell your boss how you feel and that you were happy where you were before they put you as lead cook. best case scenario, you go back to being supervisor and they hire a new cook. worst, you go find a new job. if i were in charge, id rather keep someone who is an important asset than lose them and have to hire a new supervisor and lead cook. 

[slappies]

I feel like I'm in a bit of a writing slump with stand-up right now. I did a set last night I planned to be at least 10 minutes, but I didn't write enough and it ended up barely being 5. It's a pretty minor problem compared to a lot of stuff I'm reading in this thread, but it's bothering me and I wanted to bitch about it. I'm being a mope and have decided I'm not funny anymore, but I'm just bein' a wuss and I'm sure I'll get over it. Until then, I'm not stoked on it.

[shark tits]

I feel like I'm in a bit of a writing slump with stand-up right now. I did a set last night I planned to be at least 10 minutes, but I didn't write enough and it ended up barely being 5. It's a pretty minor problem compared to a lot of stuff I'm reading in this thread, but it's bothering me and I wanted to bitch about it. I'm being a mope and have decided I'm not funny anymore, but I'm just bein' a wuss and I'm sure I'll get over it. Until then, I'm not stoked on it.

can you post a clip? bombing at standup is one of my nightmares [along w/ being called to the ring and have to wrestle and miss my cues]. that's rad you're balls enough to get up there!

[slappies]

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I feel like I'm in a bit of a writing slump with stand-up right now. I did a set last night I planned to be at least 10 minutes, but I didn't write enough and it ended up barely being 5. It's a pretty minor problem compared to a lot of stuff I'm reading in this thread, but it's bothering me and I wanted to bitch about it. I'm being a mope and have decided I'm not funny anymore, but I'm just bein' a wuss and I'm sure I'll get over it. Until then, I'm not stoked on it.

[close]

can you post a clip? bombing at standup is one of my nightmares [along w/ being called to the ring and have to wrestle and miss my cues]. that's rad you're balls enough to get up there!

Thank you, I appreciate that. Yeah I've got a couple clips filmed, my buddy filmed the set last night, I haven't watched it back yet so if it's not too bad I'll post it up. If it ends up being shit, I'll just post an older one.

Bombing can really knock the wind outta your sails, it's way easier to focus on the people not laughing than the ones who are haha.

[MintySandwhich]

Feeling pretty sick right now cause of the Flu. Took some (Nightime) Nyquil late last night, and then again this morning at 5:00am, but I forgot that there is a daytime one. Now I'm almost like.. drunk at work

feeling crazy

[childhood]

Yeah I've been sick for the past week. It sucks.

I've also been in denial about the amount of work I have to do for finals, so now I've gotta write like 20 pages in two days.

[Jim and Dan]

I think she overreacted.

Talk about an overreaction, kids these days are Rumple-Thin-Skin, can't take a lick of criticism (let's face it, a 23 year old is the equivalent of a 16 year old ten years ago).

On another death note, Kevin Robinson (the x-treme bike rider) died of a stroke the other day, leaving 3 young kids & a wife. I met the guy a couple of times after he funded a park in East Providence, he was such a nice guy & loved seeing the kids utilize what he provided for the community.

I also started watching that show "Legion" last night & it reminded me so much of Rusty & what he must have went through until he passed, I miss that fucker so much.

[planman]

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Got on Spankbang this morning just to find out that August Ames committee suicide and died at 23 years old.

I couldn’t even get that nut off I’m all sad n shit. RIP

[close]

Damn man RIP to her, 23 is way too young

[close]

Apparently she killed herself because people on twitter were calling her out and bullying her because she said some homophobic shit. She was cast to be in this porn but learned her costar who is a man did gay porn. So she said she didn't want to have sex with a guy who had sex with other guys for her personal health reasons. She has the right to not have sex with anyone she wants but I also read she had a lot of mental issues and during that whole time she was posting on twitter trying to defend her case but kind of came across homophobic and twitter just came at her.

She wasn't being homophobic, she was bi herself and she's fucked guys who have done gay porn before, but it was because the company the guy worked for had a history of not looking out the health of their cockslingers and she was worried about HIV/AIDS

[the snake]

I cracked my reregripped board this afternoon....haha

[JB]

cockslingers, dick wranglers, im learning all kinds of sick terms from this thread.

[bad joke]

cockslingers, dick wranglers, im learning all kinds of sick terms from this thread.

penis boy

[tobey]

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Got on Spankbang this morning just to find out that August Ames committee suicide and died at 23 years old.

I couldn’t even get that nut off I’m all sad n shit. RIP

[close]

Damn man RIP to her, 23 is way too young

[close]

Apparently she killed herself because people on twitter were calling her out and bullying her because she said some homophobic shit. She was cast to be in this porn but learned her costar who is a man did gay porn. So she said she didn't want to have sex with a guy who had sex with other guys for her personal health reasons. She has the right to not have sex with anyone she wants but I also read she had a lot of mental issues and during that whole time she was posting on twitter trying to defend her case but kind of came across homophobic and twitter just came at her.

[close]

She wasn't being homophobic, she was bi herself and she's fucked guys who have done gay porn before, but it was because the company the guy worked for had a history of not looking out the health of their cockslingers and she was worried about HIV/AIDS

I don't think she was homophobic but her first tweet about the whole situation comes across pretty homophobic. She just should have explained what you said instead of coming across kind of like an asshole.

 https://twitter.com/AugustAmesxxx/status/937422512077471744

Since I don't jerk off every night now I'm not too worried. I mean it sucks but meh whatever

[krookedjuice]

About a month ago I was having this weird chest pain/burning sensation off and on for about a week, finally went to the doctor, they didn't know what it could it be so they sent me to the hospital. waited there for a while, got tests done, they had no idea. Said it was probably acid reflux, which i've never had an issue with before. After i got it checked out i was watching my diet, cut back a lot on smoking cigarettes and drinking coffee (all things they said could trigger it) it went away for a bit and now occasionally flairs up, it's super weird and sucks.

[layzieyez]

About a month ago I was having this weird chest pain/burning sensation off and on for about a week, finally went to the doctor, they didn't know what it could it be so they sent me to the hospital. waited there for a while, got tests done, they had no idea. Said it was probably acid reflux, which i've never had an issue with before. After i got it checked out i was watching my diet, cut back a lot on smoking cigarettes and drinking coffee (all things they said could trigger it) it went away for a bit and now occasionally flairs up, it's super weird and sucks.

Drink raw unfiltered apple cider vinegar when flares up. It’s kept mine in check better than Prevacid or nexium etc.

[krookedjuice]

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About a month ago I was having this weird chest pain/burning sensation off and on for about a week, finally went to the doctor, they didn't know what it could it be so they sent me to the hospital. waited there for a while, got tests done, they had no idea. Said it was probably acid reflux, which i've never had an issue with before. After i got it checked out i was watching my diet, cut back a lot on smoking cigarettes and drinking coffee (all things they said could trigger it) it went away for a bit and now occasionally flairs up, it's super weird and sucks.

[close]

Drink raw unfiltered apple cider vinegar when flares up. It’s kept mine in check better than Prevacid or nexium etc.

I'll give that a shot, I've tried all the over the counter shit and none of it really does much.

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

Worst thing about christmas season is that I end up hearing All I want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth at least every other day in like a store or whatever. There's something really dark and fucked up about that song I can't quite articulate. I just know one night I'll wake up to a demon playing it on an olde timey hurdy gurdy organ on my chest as I die of sleep paralysis.

[shit_for_brains]

Worst thing about christmas season is that I end up hearing All I want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth at least every other day in like a store or whatever. There's something really dark and fucked up about that song I can't quite articulate. I just know one night I'll wake up to a demon playing it on an olde timey hurdy gurdy organ on my chest as I die of sleep paralysis.

You'll have died how you lived

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

Drenched in urine.

[givecigstosurfgroms]

  I was thinking today about how rad Mike Carrol is and how sick it is he still rips and then I saw the ad for the new crail foam roller.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

  I was thinking today about how rad Mike Carrol is and how sick it is he still rips and then I saw the ad for the new crail foam roller.

if that, and his pilates, is what keeps him ripping then I'm all for it!

[givecigstosurfgroms]

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  I was thinking today about how rad Mike Carrol is and how sick it is he still rips and then I saw the ad for the new crail foam roller.

[close]

if that, and his pilates, is what keeps him ripping then I'm all for it!

I like that he does pilates.  Its just the ad.  If you haven't seen it, it sucks.  I saw it and thought "fuck crail"

[L33Tg33k]

I pulled my groin recently while out skating. Shit sucks because I'm a mailman so I need to be able to walk and carry heavy shit all day. It double sucks because I just spent a lot of money on Christmas gifts and now I'll be missing out on at least a week's pay during the part of the year where I'd be working the most hours and making the most money. As of right now I can't lift my left leg more than a foot high and I have good amount of trouble getting in and out of my car and walking up the stairs to my apartment. Most importantly, I was really starting to feel skateboarding again. Now I'm out for who knows how long.