Things You Are Not Stoked On

[doublesteveburger]

If you're going to get scared off by stuff like that why even go on chaturbate

the comments section

[SodaJerk]

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If you're going to get scared off by stuff like that why even go on chaturbate

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the comments section

There's a comment section? I've never even look at chaturbate so I wouldn't know this. It how does that work? The comments section of porn hub is its saving grace.

[doublesteveburger]

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If you're going to get scared off by stuff like that why even go on chaturbate

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the comments section

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There's a comment section? I've never even look at chaturbate so I wouldn't know this. It how does that work? The comments section of porn hub is its saving grace.

Basically the same thing.

I've stumbled into some pretty interesting venting sessions on some streams. It's hilarious.

[SodaJerk]

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If you're going to get scared off by stuff like that why even go on chaturbate

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the comments section

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There's a comment section? I've never even look at chaturbate so I wouldn't know this. It how does that work? The comments section of porn hub is its saving grace.

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Basically the same thing.

I've stumbled into some pretty interesting venting sessions on some streams. It's hilarious.

I still don't get it though. Who's commenting and on what? I imagined chaturbate was just live streaming between two consenting adults that just wanted to whack it to each other. Can other people see you?

[doublesteveburger]

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If you're going to get scared off by stuff like that why even go on chaturbate

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the comments section

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There's a comment section? I've never even look at chaturbate so I wouldn't know this. It how does that work? The comments section of porn hub is its saving grace.

[close]

Basically the same thing.

I've stumbled into some pretty interesting venting sessions on some streams. It's hilarious.

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I still don't get it though. Who's commenting and on what? I imagined chaturbate was just live streaming between two consenting adults that just wanted to whack it to each other. Can other people see you?

I think you're thinking of chatroulette. Chaturbate on the other hand is a voyeur's dream.


I wish I didn't know so much about this.

[7 year old]

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I was jammin it to this cute, mellow looking girl on chaturbate when all of the sudden she pulled out a dildo that was bigger than my fucking forearm.
Feeling very inadequate atm.

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Would not have bothered me. Carry on.

see theoretically I wouldn't have thought it would either, butt, here we are.

[Betaphenylethylalamine]

I used to make coenunterfeit lean, so I found a bottle without a label and color and decided to see if I happened to put active ingredient in it. Drank 6 Oz of corn syrup, and no, no active ingredient.

I admire your honesty and willingness to possibly implicate yourself in serious crimes.

My hats off to you good sir!

[Dirtymac]

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I was jammin it to this cute, mellow looking girl on chaturbate when all of the sudden she pulled out a dildo that was bigger than my fucking forearm.
Feeling very inadequate atm.

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Would not have bothered me. Carry on.

You can't hurt nothing that bleeds for 7 days and don't die anyhow...

[bawtawd9]

What's up with the feet niggas on chaturbate? Fuckin wierdos, so annoying

[MOE SYZLAK]

Woke up with a weird premonition that today would be a shitty day. Had a shit day at work because a few people called out. Got scheduled for a double shift on Thursday which is gonna suck. Got off and my car wouldn’t start so I had to have my wife pick me up. Cant go get my car because my mom is having surgery in the Am and my dad is taking care of her... being an adult really sucks sometimes

[JB]

tablecloths. fuck tablecloths. i fucking hate them.

[Betaphenylethylalamine]

tablecloths. fuck tablecloths. i fucking hate them.

Hahahaha fuck I legit haven't seen a tablecloth in some bodies house for 20 years.

I'm all for getting rid of anything excessive that creates more laundry

[givecigstosurfgroms]

  People laughing at the idea Chad Muska is an artist.  He affected skate culture so much that he influenced world culture.  I'd say that influence starts and ends with fashion and style but still, that kind of impact shows how his ideas tended to resonate.  The toy machine muska was the big upsetter for skating.  At the time you had no idividuals  just city shithead crews like emb who'd steal your board.  Then muska came along just tootin his own horn.

[doublesteveburger]

gained some weight over the wintertime, time to lay of bread and tortillas for a while

[JB]

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tablecloths. fuck tablecloths. i fucking hate them.

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Hahahaha fuck I legit haven't seen a tablecloth in some bodies house for 20 years.

I'm all for getting rid of anything excessive that creates more laundry

my wife keeps throwing one on our table even though she knows i hate it. when i sit down, i take it and fold it over into the middle so that the space in front of me isn't covered.

i think im just going to throw it out next time she isnt home and pretend like i dont know what happened to it if she asks.
my hatred for this thing is very real.

[SodaJerk]

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tablecloths. fuck tablecloths. i fucking hate them.

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Hahahaha fuck I legit haven't seen a tablecloth in some bodies house for 20 years.

I'm all for getting rid of anything excessive that creates more laundry

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my wife keeps throwing one on our table even though she knows i hate it. when i sit down, i take it and fold it over into the middle so that the space in front of me isn't covered.

i think im just going to throw it out next time she isnt home and pretend like i dont know what happened to it if she asks.
my hatred for this thing is very real.

Pick your battles JB. This one doesn't sound like it is worth it.

[JB]

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tablecloths. fuck tablecloths. i fucking hate them.

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Hahahaha fuck I legit haven't seen a tablecloth in some bodies house for 20 years.

I'm all for getting rid of anything excessive that creates more laundry

[close]

my wife keeps throwing one on our table even though she knows i hate it. when i sit down, i take it and fold it over into the middle so that the space in front of me isn't covered.

i think im just going to throw it out next time she isnt home and pretend like i dont know what happened to it if she asks.
my hatred for this thing is very real.

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Pick your battles JB. This one doesn't sound like it is worth it.

youre right, throwing it out would be wrong. ill just hide it instead.

[ungzilla]

if that doesn't work there's always self immolation

[Betaphenylethylalamine]

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tablecloths. fuck tablecloths. i fucking hate them.

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Hahahaha fuck I legit haven't seen a tablecloth in some bodies house for 20 years.

I'm all for getting rid of anything excessive that creates more laundry

[close]

my wife keeps throwing one on our table even though she knows i hate it. when i sit down, i take it and fold it over into the middle so that the space in front of me isn't covered.

i think im just going to throw it out next time she isnt home and pretend like i dont know what happened to it if she asks.
my hatred for this thing is very real.

[close]

Pick your battles JB. This one doesn't sound like it is worth it.

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youre right, throwing it out would be wrong. ill just hide it instead.

Drop a bottle of red wine on it while "planning" a romantic evening

[SodaJerk]

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tablecloths. fuck tablecloths. i fucking hate them.

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Hahahaha fuck I legit haven't seen a tablecloth in some bodies house for 20 years.

I'm all for getting rid of anything excessive that creates more laundry

[close]

my wife keeps throwing one on our table even though she knows i hate it. when i sit down, i take it and fold it over into the middle so that the space in front of me isn't covered.

i think im just going to throw it out next time she isnt home and pretend like i dont know what happened to it if she asks.
my hatred for this thing is very real.

[close]

Pick your battles JB. This one doesn't sound like it is worth it.

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youre right, throwing it out would be wrong. ill just hide it instead.

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Drop a bottle of red wine on it while "planning" a romantic evening

No way, bad plan. That could lead to a Saturday at the mall looking at new tablecloths and stopping at the food court.

[Betaphenylethylalamine]

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tablecloths. fuck tablecloths. i fucking hate them.

[close]

Hahahaha fuck I legit haven't seen a tablecloth in some bodies house for 20 years.

I'm all for getting rid of anything excessive that creates more laundry

[close]

my wife keeps throwing one on our table even though she knows i hate it. when i sit down, i take it and fold it over into the middle so that the space in front of me isn't covered.

i think im just going to throw it out next time she isnt home and pretend like i dont know what happened to it if she asks.
my hatred for this thing is very real.

[close]

Pick your battles JB. This one doesn't sound like it is worth it.

[close]

youre right, throwing it out would be wrong. ill just hide it instead.

[close]

Drop a bottle of red wine on it while "planning" a romantic evening

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No way, bad plan. That could lead to a Saturday at the mall looking at new tablecloths and stopping at the food court.

That's why he's busy Saturday. His homie is moving and needs a hand. Plus he's gotta bunch of stuff to donate to local charity.  He even has tablecloth he's willing to part with but it will turn out it's in bad condition

[SodaJerk]

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tablecloths. fuck tablecloths. i fucking hate them.

[close]

Hahahaha fuck I legit haven't seen a tablecloth in some bodies house for 20 years.

I'm all for getting rid of anything excessive that creates more laundry

[close]

my wife keeps throwing one on our table even though she knows i hate it. when i sit down, i take it and fold it over into the middle so that the space in front of me isn't covered.

i think im just going to throw it out next time she isnt home and pretend like i dont know what happened to it if she asks.
my hatred for this thing is very real.

[close]

Pick your battles JB. This one doesn't sound like it is worth it.

[close]

youre right, throwing it out would be wrong. ill just hide it instead.

[close]

Drop a bottle of red wine on it while "planning" a romantic evening

[close]

No way, bad plan. That could lead to a Saturday at the mall looking at new tablecloths and stopping at the food court.

[close]

That's why he's busy Saturday. His homie is moving and needs a hand. Plus he's gotta bunch of stuff to donate to local charity.  He even has tablecloth he's willing to part with but it will turn out it's in bad condition

Which homie? Why have I never heard of him? Where's he moving to? If it's near the mall you can help in the morning then meet me there and after shopping for the tablecloth we can see the new Julia Roberts movie. Ellen says it's heartwarming.

She'll box you in. It has to be her fault the tablecloth is ruined or even better her choice not to use one. Find something online that says households that don't use tablecloths are less likely to get the flu or kids brought up in households that don't use them are less likely to suffer asthma.

[Betaphenylethylalamine]

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tablecloths. fuck tablecloths. i fucking hate them.

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Hahahaha fuck I legit haven't seen a tablecloth in some bodies house for 20 years.

I'm all for getting rid of anything excessive that creates more laundry

[close]

my wife keeps throwing one on our table even though she knows i hate it. when i sit down, i take it and fold it over into the middle so that the space in front of me isn't covered.

i think im just going to throw it out next time she isnt home and pretend like i dont know what happened to it if she asks.
my hatred for this thing is very real.

[close]

Pick your battles JB. This one doesn't sound like it is worth it.

[close]

youre right, throwing it out would be wrong. ill just hide it instead.

[close]

Drop a bottle of red wine on it while "planning" a romantic evening

[close]

No way, bad plan. That could lead to a Saturday at the mall looking at new tablecloths and stopping at the food court.

[close]

That's why he's busy Saturday. His homie is moving and needs a hand. Plus he's gotta bunch of stuff to donate to local charity.  He even has tablecloth he's willing to part with but it will turn out it's in bad condition

[close]

Which homie? Why have I never heard of him? Where's he moving to? If it's near the mall you can help in the morning then meet me there and after shopping for the tablecloth we can see the new Julia Roberts movie. Ellen says it's heartwarming.

She'll box you in. It has to be her fault the tablecloth is ruined or even better her choice not to use one. Find something online that says households that don't use tablecloths are less likely to get the flu or kids brought up in households that don't use them are less likely to suffer asthma.

Fuck man, your wife's a drag...

Nah man your game is +10 what I got lol

[JB]

Let's back up to the wine spilling plan. I like that because the romantic dinner might earn me a blowjob and the spilled wine gets rid of the tablecloth. If I pull it off it could possibly be there most satisfying nut I ever bust.

Tablecloth shopping will never happen because that is a battle I'll willingly fight.

[SodaJerk]

Let's back up to the wine spilling plan. I like that because the romantic dinner might earn me a blowjob and the spilled wine gets rid of the tablecloth. If I pull it off it could possibly be there most satisfying nut I ever bust.

Tablecloth shopping will never happen because that is a battle I'll willingly fight.

Alternatively you could just say that an ex of yours really had a thing for tablecloths and they always remind you of her but she died of something tragic and you think of her every time you see a tablecloth.

[Sad Hippo]

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Let's back up to the wine spilling plan. I like that because the romantic dinner might earn me a blowjob and the spilled wine gets rid of the tablecloth. If I pull it off it could possibly be there most satisfying nut I ever bust.

Tablecloth shopping will never happen because that is a battle I'll willingly fight.

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Alternatively you could just say that an ex of yours really had a thing for tablecloths and they always remind you of her but she died of something tragic and you think of her every time you see a tablecloth.

Off topic but semi relevant... When my girlfriend moved in with me I had these 2 nice sized, stonewear coffee mugs.  They were my favorite because they held a lot of liquid, had nice, large handles, just easy to drink from.  For some reason she never drank from them, even putting them in the very back of the cupboard.  Turns out that from the rest of the shit in my apartment, there was no way I picked out these 2 nice, color coordinated coffee cups.  In her mind they obviously came from my ex, and holy shit, she was right. I threw them out to make her feel better but I lied about where they came from, because if I had to part with my favorite mugs, no way I was giving her the satisfaction of being right.

[SodaJerk]

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Let's back up to the wine spilling plan. I like that because the romantic dinner might earn me a blowjob and the spilled wine gets rid of the tablecloth. If I pull it off it could possibly be there most satisfying nut I ever bust.

Tablecloth shopping will never happen because that is a battle I'll willingly fight.

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Alternatively you could just say that an ex of yours really had a thing for tablecloths and they always remind you of her but she died of something tragic and you think of her every time you see a tablecloth.

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Off topic but semi relevant... When my girlfriend moved in with me I had these 2 nice sized, stonewear coffee mugs.  They were my favorite because they held a lot of liquid, had nice, large handles, just easy to drink from.  For some reason she never drank from them, even putting them in the very back of the cupboard.  Turns out that from the rest of the shit in my apartment, there was no way I picked out these 2 nice, color coordinated coffee cups.  In her mind they obviously came from my ex, and holy shit, she was right. I threw them out to make her feel better but I lied about where they came from, because if I had to part with my favorite mugs, no way I was giving her the satisfaction of being right.

Good decision. Never give an inch.

[Betaphenylethylalamine]

Let's back up to the wine spilling plan. I like that because the romantic dinner might earn me a blowjob and the spilled wine gets rid of the tablecloth. If I pull it off it could possibly be there most satisfying nut I ever bust.

Tablecloth shopping will never happen because that is a battle I'll willingly fight.

Nice! I look forward to an update

[straight]

cum on the table cloth at the end to show it who’s boss

[shit_for_brains]

Set it on fire while it's still on the table and if your wife gets upset tell her to be cool or you'll set HER on fire. That's how a lot of animals establish rules.