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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20070 on: July 07, 2018, 04:13:53 PM »
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20071 on: July 08, 2018, 02:33:37 PM »
Hyperextended my knee on a little ass wallie last night. Been off of work for a week and have to go back tomorrow. Gonna suck

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20072 on: July 08, 2018, 04:24:03 PM »
midnight wake ups from the cops

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20073 on: July 08, 2018, 06:19:44 PM »
Last night in ATL and every bar I go to the same spun out tweaker is trying to get me to do meth with him. Not looking to get back in to that scene especially on vacation.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20074 on: July 09, 2018, 07:26:18 PM »
The only girls that ever want me are girls I have no interest in or am barely even semi interested in; the ones I'm super into don't ever even have me on their radar at all.
I have the hugest crush on this chick from work, she's pretty much perfect; but I can just tell she's not into me like that at all. When we talk i pick up no signs of interest at all from her past just being friends. I try to be playful and semi flirtatious just to see if she'll play along and see if it'll go somewhere but it never does. That and plus I get all shy and nervous n shit here and there when we talk sometimes, and I try to hide it but I'm pretty sure she can tell unless she's just that oblivious or I'm just THAT good at hiding it, which I'm pretty sure I'm not, so yeah, that's probably not helping me at all either. I don't really get nervous talking to girls but on the chance that it's one I actually really really like then the nervousness comes out at times. That and plus there's been rumors going around recently at the office that she's been hooking up with this other dude at work who's a total douche and that they're secretly dating.
I'm bummed.
Meh, it could be worse I guess. Had this other girl I know who I know has a thing for me hit me up not long ago asking me if I wanted to grab a few drinks and hang out at her pad tonight; I think imma go do that tonight and get hammered and fuck her til my non stokedness on the situation goes away.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20075 on: July 09, 2018, 07:37:59 PM »
^
'those we're in love w/ and the people who are in love w/ us are rarely the same. such is the pity of life' --- oscar wilde

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20076 on: July 09, 2018, 08:56:34 PM »
The only girls that ever want me are girls I have no interest in or am barely even semi interested in; the ones I'm super into don't ever even have me on their radar at all.
I have the hugest crush on this chick from work, she's pretty much perfect; but I can just tell she's not into me like that at all. When we talk i pick up no signs of interest at all from her past just being friends. I try to be playful and semi flirtatious just to see if she'll play along and see if it'll go somewhere but it never does. That and plus I get all shy and nervous n shit here and there when we talk sometimes, and I try to hide it but I'm pretty sure she can tell unless she's just that oblivious or I'm just THAT good at hiding it, which I'm pretty sure I'm not, so yeah, that's probably not helping me at all either. I don't really get nervous talking to girls but on the chance that it's one I actually really really like then the nervousness comes out at times. That and plus there's been rumors going around recently at the office that she's been hooking up with this other dude at work who's a total douche and that they're secretly dating.
I'm bummed.
Meh, it could be worse I guess. Had this other girl I know who I know has a thing for me hit me up not long ago asking me if I wanted to grab a few drinks and hang out at her pad tonight; I think imma go do that tonight and get hammered and fuck her til my non stokedness on the situation goes away.
Welcome to my world dude.

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Having school and a shitty job kept me off board more than I liked now being jobless and back home I haven't really had time or the itch to skate which sucks because I used to be all about it. I've always been terrible but bummed out at how stagnant I've been and so unmotivated recently. The extra pounds don't help either. I just miss itching to skate.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20077 on: July 10, 2018, 12:01:58 PM »
My whole life Iíve been told that Iím a good to great writer. My grades reflected it, and in college I placed so high on the upper division writing assessment that I was able to skip the writing workshop that everyone else had to take. That being said, I applied for this job, did a timed writing sample exercise for them, and the interview went well. I didnít get the job.  I met with one of the panel members today to discuss my interview and what happened, apparently my writing sample was only ďfair.Ē I was nervous when I did the exercise but I really donít know what to think. I took his criticism to heart, and have another interview today that will probably need a writing sample, so letís see how this turns out.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20078 on: July 10, 2018, 12:05:33 PM »
^that's just one dude's criticism on one paper. he might've been having a bad day or not feeling it, maybe it wasn't your best work or any number of things.
even if it sucked, the fact that you've heard good responses in the past, we're like an amalgamation of our best and worst so don't read the reviews.
sometimes i'll skate bad and think that's my level but you can just as easy have a great day tomorrow.
slap zine one of these days if straight is down to curate. i'd be stoked to read your stuff.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20079 on: July 10, 2018, 12:56:11 PM »
Scientists should put your brain in a jar and then throw that jar in the ocean. Today.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20080 on: July 10, 2018, 01:07:46 PM »
Scientists should put your brain in a jar and then throw that jar in the ocean. Today.
you should jump in that ocean too, when's the last time you swam? most boring dude on here, always w/ a criticism. do you actually like anything besides that corny dungeons and dragons show and weed?
you're the brad staba of the message board.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20081 on: July 10, 2018, 04:24:14 PM »
Actually, he's the best poster on here. That's why we're getting married.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20082 on: July 10, 2018, 05:26:31 PM »
Scientists should put your brain in a jar and then throw that jar in the ocean. Today.
you should jump in that ocean too, when's the last time you swam? most boring dude on here, always w/ a criticism. do you actually like anything besides that corny dungeons and dragons show and weed?
you're the brad staba of the message board.

I swam yesterday in my pool at my house that my parents don't own and doesn't belong to someone I met in an abandoned warehouse. I like skateboarding and dogs in addition to the smash hit Game of Thrones and weed. Do you like anything besides heroin, being too dumb to realize you're racist, missing teeth, being a living fart, and becoming a meme when your box of bees kills you?

and I guess I'd say you were Greg Meyers but people gave a fuck about him for a minute.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20083 on: July 10, 2018, 05:53:39 PM »
Scientists should put your brain in a jar and then throw that jar in the ocean. Today.
you should jump in that ocean too, when's the last time you swam? most boring dude on here, always w/ a criticism. do you actually like anything besides that corny dungeons and dragons show and weed?
you're the brad staba of the message board.

I swam yesterday in my pool at my house that my parents don't own and doesn't belong to someone I met in an abandoned warehouse. I like skateboarding and dogs in addition to the smash hit Game of Thrones and weed. Do you like anything besides heroin, being too dumb to realize you're racist, missing teeth, being a living fart, and becoming a meme when your box of bees kills you?

and I guess I'd say you were Greg Meyers but people gave a fuck about him for a minute.
i take it all back, you're not boring at all.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20084 on: July 10, 2018, 06:41:43 PM »
Scientists should put your brain in a jar and then throw that jar in the ocean. Today.
you should jump in that ocean too, when's the last time you swam? most boring dude on here, always w/ a criticism. do you actually like anything besides that corny dungeons and dragons show and weed?
you're the brad staba of the message board.

I swam yesterday in my pool at my house that my parents don't own and doesn't belong to someone I met in an abandoned warehouse. I like skateboarding and dogs in addition to the smash hit Game of Thrones and weed. Do you like anything besides heroin, being too dumb to realize you're racist, missing teeth, being a living fart, and becoming a meme when your box of bees kills you?

and I guess I'd say you were Greg Meyers but people gave a fuck about him for a minute.
To have and to hold, until death do us part.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20085 on: July 10, 2018, 06:47:36 PM »
Scientists should put your brain in a jar and then throw that jar in the ocean. Today.
you should jump in that ocean too, when's the last time you swam? most boring dude on here, always w/ a criticism. do you actually like anything besides that corny dungeons and dragons show and weed?
you're the brad staba of the message board.

I swam yesterday in my pool at my house that my parents don't own and doesn't belong to someone I met in an abandoned warehouse. I like skateboarding and dogs in addition to the smash hit Game of Thrones and weed. Do you like anything besides heroin, being too dumb to realize you're racist, missing teeth, being a living fart, and becoming a meme when your box of bees kills you?

and I guess I'd say you were Greg Meyers but people gave a fuck about him for a minute.
i take it all back, you're not boring at all.

Of course you do

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20086 on: July 10, 2018, 07:17:19 PM »
get a room guys <3
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20087 on: July 10, 2018, 07:42:57 PM »
get a room guys <3

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« Reply #20088 on: July 10, 2018, 07:45:52 PM »
I think the ledge Iíve been skating the last few months has turned into a bust and I think I know the exact moment it happened. I was skating it last week and there was a small white van parked nearby. I got weird vibes from the driver who sat there for a long time. Soon after he left a security guard walked toward me so I skated away and he was watching me. After he left I skated it some more and he came back, so I left again. I went back to it this week and after a while a security car rolled up so I left. I watched from a distance and the car parked right in front of the ledge and they sat there for about 10 minutes. Not stoked because Iíd had no problems till last week. I lacquered and waxed the shit out of that ledge too to get it started. It is really nicely broken in now. All that might have been ruined by some do-gooder. But Iíll have to go back and skate it and find out for sure. At worst, theyíll probably kick me out, unless theyíre those aggro security guards who get batshit over skaters.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20089 on: July 10, 2018, 09:24:15 PM »
get a room guys <3

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20090 on: July 11, 2018, 01:57:27 AM »
update:

Tumor shrunk some more from 5cm (!!!) where we started with, to 0,5 cm yesterday which is insane.

This the last week of 'rest' (even though we're never calm, it's ALWAYS stress...) for us, sunday night we're in the hospital again and she'll be operated on monday.

hopefully it will be the last time we'll be associated with that terrible disease... :(

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20091 on: July 11, 2018, 06:29:43 AM »
^I hope on Monday she kicks the shit out of that disease for good and scare it away forever. 

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20092 on: July 12, 2018, 07:08:52 AM »
I was lookin up trafficking laws in my state since meth pound cost the same as weed pound (not worth it) and this heroin shit is crazy. 4 grams of heroin is mandatory 70 months with 50k fine, and a ounce is damn 225 month mandatory with 500k fine. Insanity.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20093 on: July 12, 2018, 08:01:28 AM »
in that case you should definitely post more photos of your growing setup on the internet

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20094 on: July 12, 2018, 08:20:29 AM »
I ain't growin nothing but my brain son

Pfff holy shit, speakin of the god damn devil, my citys infested with god dam bawtawds, 2nd one in a month
https://www.deepdotweb.com/2018/07/12/raleigh-three-brothers-charged-for-manufacturing-and-distributing-xanax/

This shit is so fuckin weird, I can't even explain it all, but yeah a lot of stuff goin on in Raleigh and Houston since the beginning, been collecting forbidden knowledge for years. Feds if you wanna hire me as a investagator hit my dm's.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20095 on: July 12, 2018, 09:38:07 AM »
oh i thought you had leveled up and that was actually your setup, i see now

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20096 on: July 12, 2018, 11:06:06 AM »
Not stoked that I now have two co-workers that love listening to Linkin Park in the office.   >:(

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20097 on: July 13, 2018, 02:24:31 AM »
Grad school semester ends Tuesday.  Was going to Madrid and Barcelona with the wife on Wednesday morning.  My sister was even going to watch our 2 year old for the week we were gone....


Then today my appendix exploded.
Beat that.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20098 on: July 13, 2018, 03:44:40 AM »
i'm sleepy at work
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20099 on: July 13, 2018, 06:18:37 AM »
i'm sleepy at work

Go sit on the toilet and take a nap

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