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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #210 on: May 06, 2008, 02:38:02 PM »
The sky is covered in a sheet of thin hazy clouds, and it's humid as fuck.

I wish the sun would come out or at least rain.

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« Reply #211 on: May 06, 2008, 02:40:04 PM »
please, you can have some of our sun, the last 2 weeks just standing outside for 2 minutes at midday will give you a sunburn.

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« Reply #212 on: May 06, 2008, 03:29:18 PM »
Greg Luezka is at the skatepark right now, I was going to go.

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« Reply #213 on: May 06, 2008, 03:35:46 PM »
Greg Luezka is at the skatepark right now, I was going to go.
Please go and shit in his fedora for me.

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« Reply #214 on: May 06, 2008, 03:40:10 PM »
Please jerk Greg Lutzka off into his fedora and then FedEx it to me.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #215 on: May 06, 2008, 03:53:12 PM »
Almost got in an accident today on the highway.

having to do stuff i dont want to do.


And lately havent been stoked on munchies.  I fucking eat and eat and eat, never satisfied.  I have insatiable munchies, every night.

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« Reply #216 on: May 06, 2008, 03:58:02 PM »
I have insatiable munchies, every night.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #217 on: May 06, 2008, 04:56:08 PM »
Whats your point cock boy?

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« Reply #218 on: May 06, 2008, 05:05:08 PM »
My friend told me I missed Greg by about a minute.

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« Reply #220 on: May 06, 2008, 06:04:53 PM »
this kid who has been skating for three years is setting up his own board for the first time and just asked me how he can get bearings to fit into his wheels.

deffinetly not stoked on girls on AIM who said 'lmao' in response to everything I say, I know if we were talking in person they would just act real awkward and tell me I'm weird

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #221 on: May 06, 2008, 06:11:02 PM »



Is it possible to fuck a collarbone?  Cause I'd do it.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #222 on: May 06, 2008, 06:43:23 PM »
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Is it possible to fuck a collarbone?  Cause I'd do it.

Its possible, but its not that cool.

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« Reply #223 on: May 06, 2008, 07:40:33 PM »
I smoked a cigarette today...

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #224 on: May 06, 2008, 07:42:54 PM »
I smoked a cigarette today...

don't do it dog, it wont help.

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« Reply #225 on: May 06, 2008, 08:02:24 PM »
It was good for me at the time.

I was at work and I couldn't stop thinking of my girl leaving me, just bummin' the fuck out. So I went out back and smoke a butt with my lead.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #226 on: May 06, 2008, 08:34:43 PM »
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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« Reply #227 on: May 06, 2008, 08:37:13 PM »
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #228 on: May 06, 2008, 09:12:24 PM »
Whats your point cock boy?
he doesnt have one, he's just being stupid.
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« Reply #229 on: May 06, 2008, 09:21:26 PM »
Don't answer for me ever again.
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« Reply #230 on: May 06, 2008, 09:26:36 PM »

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #231 on: May 06, 2008, 10:18:47 PM »
  I just saw an add for a new season of Mind of Mencia... ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!?? It sounds like it was written by 5th graders and it's racial jokes are just.... uggh! crap.
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« Reply #232 on: May 06, 2008, 11:52:14 PM »
Yeah, that dude pretty much sucks ass.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #233 on: May 07, 2008, 12:27:54 AM »
i almost got kicked out of the bar tonight because i told some hoes that i owned the place, i just wanted to feel like dennis and mac :-\
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #234 on: May 07, 2008, 04:54:03 AM »
this morning when i was washing my face i ended up ripping the stupid fucking monroe piercing i have right out. i spent all morning trying to get the back in and its all swollen. i dont even know why im bothering to keep it. also not stoked on my awful smokers cough and the fact that i had to come into work at 7 instead of 7:30. finals are all next week too and i still dont have work done for them.
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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« Reply #235 on: May 07, 2008, 08:11:39 AM »
Monroe from Too Close for Comfort?

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« Reply #236 on: May 07, 2008, 08:21:08 AM »
i see new accounts registered daily and never see them post again, which sucks for two reasons:
1. the board is getting cluttered for no reason
2. i really wanna know what absurd gangsta cock had to say

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #237 on: May 07, 2008, 09:48:57 AM »
i see new accounts registered daily and never see them post again, which sucks for two reasons:
1. the board is getting cluttered for no reason
2. i really wanna know what absurd gangsta cock had to say

Yeah, I noticed that one, too. I was hoping for that one to balance out the three accounts he named himself after.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #238 on: May 07, 2008, 11:44:04 AM »
Last night i got hammered, drove home, puked my guts out when i arrived, and pulled something that looked like part of my brain out of my nose this morning.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #239 on: May 07, 2008, 12:56:27 PM »
my ear has been clogged on and off for about two weeks now, what's happening to me?
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