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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #240 on: May 07, 2008, 01:03:26 PM »
those things on your dick are forming in your ear man.

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« Reply #241 on: May 07, 2008, 08:54:07 PM »
i've got some kind of fucking abcess or something on my leg and it hurts like a motherfucker every time i move

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« Reply #242 on: May 07, 2008, 09:48:51 PM »
Slap chats turning to shit, everyones a mark ass bitch.

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« Reply #243 on: May 07, 2008, 09:52:06 PM »
oh come on baxter. i'lll invite you back in. you took the atm route, can you blame us for jumping on your shit?

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« Reply #244 on: May 07, 2008, 10:30:03 PM »
Slap chats turning to shit, everyones a mark ass bitch.
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« Reply #245 on: May 07, 2008, 10:55:34 PM »
oh come on baxter. i'lll invite you back in. you took the atm route, can you blame us for jumping on your shit?
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« Reply #246 on: May 07, 2008, 11:42:36 PM »
bought some spanish rice, came in a plastic container. threw it in the microwave, ended up heating the shit out it and i think some of the plastic melted off onto it or it just got stained with that shitty smell. poured it into a bowl and it tasted like plastic and burnt my throat. comeeee onnnnn.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #247 on: May 08, 2008, 09:31:28 AM »
i think i might have done more damage to my foot than just breaking a bone.
i think i tore some ligaments or something?, i think i have to get a MRI.   :(

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« Reply #248 on: May 08, 2008, 12:14:34 PM »
influx of lames on the board.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #249 on: May 08, 2008, 01:26:18 PM »
high blood sugar, non majors fucking up my studio space
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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« Reply #250 on: May 08, 2008, 01:50:13 PM »
Shop got broken into at 5:30 this morning
That punk ass ginger is always rubbing one out somewhere on the perimiter of my property. Luckily got that net replaced before the kickflip into the mega QP. Nigga cant have no other man's substance touch his knee pad.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #251 on: May 08, 2008, 02:03:54 PM »
Went through all of today thinking it was friday and looking forward to getting drunk with my friends tonight, then only like five minutes ago I realized it's only thursday.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #252 on: May 08, 2008, 02:31:52 PM »
Went through all of today thinking it was friday and looking forward to getting drunk with my friends tonight, then only like five minutes ago I realized it's only thursday.
ha i know the feeling, that happend to me last week when i was at the park and my buddy told me it was friday and there was a party going on. i was pretty hyped until i figured out my friend was wrong and it was actually thursday.

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« Reply #253 on: May 08, 2008, 02:38:42 PM »
it rains every fucking weekend i sware

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« Reply #254 on: May 08, 2008, 03:45:26 PM »
i ate chinese food and drank alot of beer last night, and today my farts smell like soemthing that this world has never seen/smelt.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #255 on: May 08, 2008, 03:58:30 PM »
Just got a call from 2 of my reps, Thunders, Indy's, and Ventures are going up $2.00 in cost, also not stoked on being so fuckin hungry at the moment
Anyone else notice that Tony Parker is the Gino of basketball?

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« Reply #256 on: May 08, 2008, 04:00:44 PM »
It really hurts to swallow food for some reason

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #257 on: May 08, 2008, 05:08:04 PM »
Raining/snowing/hailing all goddamn day today. Thanks Calgary, seriously.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #258 on: May 08, 2008, 05:14:25 PM »
getting songs stuck in your head. its the worrrssssttt
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #259 on: May 08, 2008, 05:25:06 PM »
Just got chased about half a mile by a guy in his car.

when he was driving by my friend yelled WHHHHHAAATTTT
then he full on slamed the brakes and then went to a light and flipped a Uie
Then I yelled SUCK MY DICK
Then he chased us and said LEARN SOME FUCKING MANNORS MY LITTLE FRIEND
Then pulled into my friends neiborhood and chased us and kept circling around us.
Then we diecided to run,
This made me sweat like a bitch and im still sweating.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #260 on: May 08, 2008, 05:25:26 PM »
my leg is fucked. i have this deadening feeling in my entire right leg. it's like a pinched nerved just below the knee and in my calf, then it shoots all the way down to my foot and up to right butt cheek. it makes skating super hard and painful. i walk with a limp for about an hour after skating. so shitt. also not stoked on awkward elevator rides.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #261 on: May 08, 2008, 05:32:02 PM »
Just got a call from 2 of my reps, Thunders, Indy's, and Ventures are going up $2.00 in cost, also not stoked on being so fuckin hungry at the moment

yeah I heard the same thing.  I didn't think they would go up $2 in cost though.. That pretty makes every truck $25 a piece or more.

I guess only cases from now on.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #262 on: May 08, 2008, 05:36:50 PM »
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Just got a call from 2 of my reps, Thunders, Indy's, and Ventures are going up $2.00 in cost, also not stoked on being so fuckin hungry at the moment
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yeah I heard the same thing.  I didn't think they would go up $2 in cost though.. That pretty makes every truck $25 a piece or more.

I guess only cases from now on.
I was told $1 a truck, I'll find out tomorrow again, i may have mis understood, but still bummed on it.  Those are the only 3 brands I carry
Anyone else notice that Tony Parker is the Gino of basketball?

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #263 on: May 08, 2008, 05:39:38 PM »
You own a shop Lance?

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #264 on: May 08, 2008, 05:41:08 PM »
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Just got a call from 2 of my reps, Thunders, Indy's, and Ventures are going up $2.00 in cost, also not stoked on being so fuckin hungry at the moment
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yeah I heard the same thing.  I didn't think they would go up $2 in cost though.. That pretty makes every truck $25 a piece or more.

I guess only cases from now on.
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I was told $1 a truck, I'll find out tomorrow again, i may have mis understood, but still bummed on it.  Those are the only 3 brands I carry
They are the only american made trucks...Damn it sucked when Indy's went up $.40, let alone a whole dollar.

My rep said it was because of the slumping economy?

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #265 on: May 08, 2008, 09:26:29 PM »
I just sent out a text message trying to get laid tonight, and it's not going to happen.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #266 on: May 08, 2008, 09:27:23 PM »
I just sent out a text message trying to get laid tonight, and it's not going to happen.

"hey girl let me stick my penis in you" probably won't work.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #267 on: May 08, 2008, 09:35:11 PM »
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Just got a call from 2 of my reps, Thunders, Indy's, and Ventures are going up $2.00 in cost, also not stoked on being so fuckin hungry at the moment
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yeah I heard the same thing.  I didn't think they would go up $2 in cost though.. That pretty makes every truck $25 a piece or more.

I guess only cases from now on.
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I was told $1 a truck, I'll find out tomorrow again, i may have mis understood, but still bummed on it.  Those are the only 3 brands I carry
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They are the only american made trucks...Damn it sucked when Indy's went up $.40, let alone a whole dollar.

My rep said it was because of the slumping economy?

*edit for accidently hitting the post button*
Thats what I was told too, slumping economy, huh, whats next boards made in the USA?  It's bad enough some board company's charge what they charge for a board....
You own a shop Lance?
Yes, Baxty I do, and no I won't sponsor you.
Anyone else notice that Tony Parker is the Gino of basketball?

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #268 on: May 08, 2008, 10:02:12 PM »
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I just sent out a text message trying to get laid tonight, and it's not going to happen.
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"hey girl let me stick my penis in you" probably won't work.

I went for a much more subtle "Hey, do you want to come over and take a shower with me?"

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« Reply #269 on: May 08, 2008, 10:23:41 PM »
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Just got a call from 2 of my reps, Thunders, Indy's, and Ventures are going up $2.00 in cost, also not stoked on being so fuckin hungry at the moment
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yeah I heard the same thing.  I didn't think they would go up $2 in cost though.. That pretty makes every truck $25 a piece or more.

I guess only cases from now on.
[close]
I was told $1 a truck, I'll find out tomorrow again, i may have mis understood, but still bummed on it.  Those are the only 3 brands I carry
[close]
They are the only american made trucks...Damn it sucked when Indy's went up $.40, let alone a whole dollar.

My rep said it was because of the slumping economy?

*edit for accidently hitting the post button*
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Thats what I was told too, slumping economy, huh, whats next boards made in the USA?  It's bad enough some board company's charge what they charge for a board....
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You own a shop Lance?
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Yes, Baxty I do, and no I won't sponsor you.
I don't want to put down your shop, but I don't want to be sponsored. When you made reference to your shop I thought you meant local shop. Good luck with prices going up.