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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6360 on: November 11, 2009, 03:00:27 PM »
really bad night of sleep

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6361 on: November 11, 2009, 03:25:53 PM »
fucked up my neck at work today. can barely move.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6362 on: November 11, 2009, 03:31:42 PM »
this morning i woke up as a giant dung beetle.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6363 on: November 11, 2009, 03:54:27 PM »
Metamorphosis?
Spray it like a high-rank sniper in the West Bank.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6364 on: November 11, 2009, 04:03:11 PM »
3500 word essay to finish by 5 pm today. CoD MW 2 sitting unopened next to the computer.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6365 on: November 11, 2009, 05:54:15 PM »
3 hour lecture, my butt hurts
Spray it like a high-rank sniper in the West Bank.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6366 on: November 11, 2009, 11:54:32 PM »
short boards suck!

i bought a pack of 5 boards from an online shop and they're all 31 in length. i set one up yesterday and it feels so weird. i'm going to try sell a few if not all of them. and gonna set up this stereo board that's been sitting in the shrink wrap for months now.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6367 on: November 12, 2009, 09:29:44 AM »
caught a cold... i now have a continuous stream of fluro yellow snot leaking out of my nose... thanks winter

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6368 on: November 12, 2009, 10:17:21 AM »
caught a cold... i now have a continuous stream of fluro yellow snot leaking out of my nose... thanks winter
word ...SWINE FLUU :'( ;D
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6369 on: November 12, 2009, 10:23:04 AM »
got called into work today for my 10th day in a row of work because my friend couldnt bother getting up on time. barely got any sleep because i hurt my neck yesterday and its killing me. now i get to go sit in the emergency room for hours.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6370 on: November 13, 2009, 03:18:03 PM »
Just took one of those shits with a never ending wipe; you know, those shits where even after ten minutes of wiping your ass there's still somehow shit left. I'm pretty OCD about wiping my ass, it has to be spotless or else it fucks with my mind.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6371 on: November 13, 2009, 04:17:07 PM »
been so sick all week. my ex-gf (who I was starting to get back together with)'s last shift at work is tomorrow. I'm so bummed, I can't even describe it. as gay as it sounds, she was the reason I'd wake up every morning. I don't know what I'm gonna do, most likely quit. she lives like 40 minutes away so it's probably gonna be only on rare occasions that I ever see her.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6372 on: November 13, 2009, 04:55:58 PM »
been so sick all week. my ex-gf (who I was starting to get back together with)'s last shift at work is tomorrow. I'm so bummed, I can't even describe it. as gay as it sounds, she was the reason I'd wake up every morning. I don't know what I'm gonna do, most likely quit. she lives like 40 minutes away so it's probably gonna be only on rare occasions that I ever see her.

Then why don't you uhhh you know, call her?

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6373 on: November 13, 2009, 05:43:10 PM »
Just took one of those shits with a never ending wipe; you know, those shits where even after ten minutes of wiping your ass there's still somehow shit left. I'm pretty OCD about wiping my ass, it has to be spotless or else it fucks with my mind.

pretty much any time i take a shit its one of those. fucking awful.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6374 on: November 13, 2009, 05:54:33 PM »
 being drunk at work. normally id be stoked, but today i just feel sick.....


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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6375 on: November 13, 2009, 07:44:40 PM »
im a subscriber to the skateboard mag and the last issue i received was three months ago. their customer service department says theyve been sending them, i just havent gotten them. i hate seeing issues at places like 711 when i havent even gotten mine.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6376 on: November 13, 2009, 09:52:59 PM »
for the first time in awhile i've actually got decent money to go out and do shit.  my best friend has been busy for a long ass time and tonight he called me to go do something.  to get my license i have to finish up 10 hours of community service picking up trash on the side of the road, and they offer it once every 2 to 3 weeks.  tomorrow is that day.  made a point to go to bed early, can't sleep, have to be there in six hours.  fucking retarded.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6377 on: November 13, 2009, 10:03:08 PM »
Tonight was pretty terrible, I went home to do laundry and to see people but my phone stopped working so I couldn't contact anyone.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6378 on: November 14, 2009, 04:12:44 AM »
Raining. Again. It's rained every fucking day for about a month and a half.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6379 on: November 14, 2009, 04:47:17 AM »
Aaron Homoki... God Damn!


This kid is a tank!

Oops My bad I put this in the wrong stoked on thread.
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That's real life bro, no sticking lollipops up your ass and licking jesus's butthole man. People are getting raped,murdered and visiting the berrics daily. Deal with it.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6380 on: November 14, 2009, 06:15:15 AM »
Rain

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6381 on: November 14, 2009, 10:14:59 AM »
fucking modern warfare2 doesnt get here for like another 3 hours

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6382 on: November 14, 2009, 11:45:31 AM »
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1498870/

is this shit actually real?
This armor plating is going to get a little more diesel.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6383 on: November 14, 2009, 02:54:58 PM »
I've been having a really good week of skating, but today my shin was acting like a board magnet... I caught four good shinners in the same spot today, now I feel like I have a throbbing bag of water hanging off of it.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6384 on: November 14, 2009, 05:37:10 PM »
got me a black eye so wayfarers for a while.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6385 on: November 14, 2009, 05:49:14 PM »
I rarely drink, but I went out and got pretty drunk thursday night and then friday night I had five years. I got home at 2 am-ish but for some reason decided to lurk on here until 4 am. didn't wake up until 2 pm...with what I thought was the worst hangover of my life. Got up, ate, went back to sleep and woke up again around six.

Turns out its not a gnarly hangover, but my tempeture is 103. So weird, how I just happened to get sick after drinking two nights in a row...my day consisted of having to stay confined to the couch watching shitty college football. even though that iowa/ohio state game wasn't too shitty...its supposed to be 60+ degrees tomorrow, and I have a feeling I'm gonna be sick stuck watching shitty NFL games. oh well, GO LIONS!

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6386 on: November 14, 2009, 05:53:55 PM »
had the community service trash pickup today.  the whole time i was ahead of everyone on the side closest to the road, for literally four hours.  decided to go farther in towards the tree line for 5 minutes and while i did that the fine ass girl behind me found 20 bucks on the grass where i would have been walking.  really bummed me out. 

the positive side is because i was pissed about that i decided to walk behind her the rest of the time and enjoy the view.  this chick seriously had the nicest natural titties i have ever seen.  she was wearing this tight shirt that really showed the epicness of her sweet teets.  she was just one of the girls you can't help but look at and think of hundreds of sexual perversions.  i'm sure she noticed me looking at her randomly throughout the day but i didn't give a shit. 

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6387 on: November 15, 2009, 12:41:38 PM »
so you walked behind this chick in order to check out her 'epic sweet teets?'

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6388 on: November 15, 2009, 12:50:53 PM »
Must of been some big tits

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6389 on: November 15, 2009, 01:47:50 PM »
Driving a car for the second time or something, and my father makes me drive som crappy ass roads out on the country side, and it's dark, and I suck at driving. So when I'm making a turn, I give to much gas, and drive out of the road. We can't get the car up, so my dad walks to house nearby, and luckily he had a big car and dragged us back up to the road. I'm shaking and really nervous, and my dads makes me drive even more. This time it went okay.

Not stoked on driving. Luckily there were no damages on the car.

Looked like this:

I fucking suck at driving!