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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6630 on: December 15, 2009, 11:13:25 AM »
Popped a bearing.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6631 on: December 15, 2009, 11:48:55 AM »
I was supposed to have the house to myself from tomorrow til the 23rd and was planning a party for Friday. But whatever my mother was going to Florida for seems to have been canceled and she's not sure if she's still gonna go. FUUUU

edit: Never mind, she's still going. Party on wayne
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6632 on: December 15, 2009, 12:09:37 PM »
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what is that? some sort of bowl corner?
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you totally missed out on him posting every stage of progress on that thing. its a beauty.
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thanks Upgrayedd. yeah here it is again with no snow. the sad thing is I've hardly skated it yet. We've had the most rediculous string of rainy weekends. The last few weeks it seems like every time I'm home for the day it's raining.


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So impressive. Hours of fun to be had minus the snow. Good work.
Fuckin good work! looks so much fun

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6633 on: December 15, 2009, 11:33:25 PM »
Faggots who don't seem to skate anymore. They bitch about the heat, man up fuckers.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6634 on: December 16, 2009, 09:32:06 AM »
Baby scat BDSM.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6635 on: December 16, 2009, 09:46:45 AM »
hillary clinton's face. i've never liked it but i just realized today that it was looking very old. like, much older than it should rightfully look.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6636 on: December 16, 2009, 11:50:01 AM »
The jb thread keeps getting updated and I'm at work and can't look at it. I usually forget about these threads by the time I get home, just like the do you know any chicks who did porn thread which I still have yet to check out.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6637 on: December 16, 2009, 12:09:41 PM »
my awkward fucking life. get me the fuck out of here dude.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6638 on: December 16, 2009, 09:02:47 PM »
Faggots who don't seem to skate anymore. They bitch about the heat, man up fuckers.

haha or worse, because they have to pay for product. i had a friend get his shit stolen so me and some of the homies put together a fresh complete for him. yet still, because he doesn't like the trucks, he wont come out with any of us... and wont even spend money on some he does like. the next time i see that mother fucker i'm taking that shit back and giving it to some kid with a ghetto set up so it actually gets some use.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6639 on: December 17, 2009, 12:23:43 AM »
tonight I got all drunk and was driving crazy. I ended up running over some sort of sign. there is a minor crack on my front bumper and a couple scuff marks from the pole. I don't think anyone saw but I don't know what to tell my mom since it was her car. hopefully she doesn't realize it for a little while.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6640 on: December 17, 2009, 02:45:13 AM »
3rd shift is so inconvenient.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6641 on: December 17, 2009, 01:03:15 PM »
RIP Chris Henry
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6642 on: December 17, 2009, 01:21:26 PM »
My Dog turns 14 next month.  I'm not sure he's gonna make it... :'(

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6643 on: December 17, 2009, 01:23:19 PM »
I tried to go skating yesterday even though there's still snow everywhere, within 2 minutes i tweaked my ankle super bad, felt like I'd broke it for a few seconds, shit still hurts today, bought to go buy cigarettes with all change.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6644 on: December 17, 2009, 10:02:26 PM »
I tried to go skating yesterday even though there's still snow everywhere, within 2 minutes i tweaked my ankle super bad, felt like I'd broke it for a few seconds, shit still hurts today, bought to go buy cigarettes with all change.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6645 on: December 17, 2009, 11:33:13 PM »
got kooked by Raw!!! after he found me on chatroulette.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6646 on: December 18, 2009, 05:13:41 PM »
If my dog isn't better by Monday we have to put him down.  I'm really really bummed.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6647 on: December 18, 2009, 05:18:15 PM »
If my dog isn't better by Monday we have to put him down.  I'm really really bummed.

thats terrible, i hope your dog gets better. 

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6648 on: December 18, 2009, 05:49:21 PM »
If my dog isn't better by Monday we have to put him down.  I'm really really bummed.

my dogs are getting old too :(


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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6649 on: December 18, 2009, 06:00:30 PM »
Yeah...he'll be 14 next month if he makes it.  So even if he gets better, he doesn't have too much longer.  It's crazy how even though I've known this was coming for a while now, it still hit me SO HARD when it finally did.  I'm a fuckin mess right now.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6650 on: December 18, 2009, 08:10:56 PM »
My friends having a party at his apartment tonight but I have no way of getting there. This chick I know said she'd give me a ride earlier today, but I tried calling her an hour or two ago to see where she was but I couldn't reach her. Not having a car sucks.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6651 on: December 18, 2009, 09:09:43 PM »
My friends having a party at his apartment tonight but I have no way of getting there. This chick I know said she'd give me a ride earlier today, but I tried calling her an hour or two ago to see where she was but I couldn't reach her. Not having a car sucks.

i feel you, that kind of shit really sucks. pure frustration

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6652 on: December 18, 2009, 09:21:41 PM »
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My friends having a party at his apartment tonight but I have no way of getting there. This chick I know said she'd give me a ride earlier today, but I tried calling her an hour or two ago to see where she was but I couldn't reach her. Not having a car sucks.
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i feel you, that kind of shit really sucks. pure frustration
Indeed. Just tried calling her again but still no answer. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be stuck at home tonight. Lame.
It's all good though, I found a site that lets you watch the first five seasons of the simpsons for free, so my night isn't a complete loss.

EDIT: So I ended up going to the party afterall, but to be honest I should've just stayed home. It sucked, for a various number of reasons.
1. There was some chick there that I just met who was being a total cunt to me for no reason, just making snide remarks for nothing whatsoever. I was thinking of telling her off, but being the gentleman that I am I just didn't say anything back, I would just give her a mean stare and walk away. She was being like that to one of my friends too, who is far less of a gentleman than I am, and right before she left he screamed at her "I hope you die from AIDS!!". It was pretty funny.

2. Pretty much all the chicks that were there ended up leaving really early, except for a couple. So for a majority of the night it was a complete sausage fest.

3. Two of my good friends ended up getting into an arguement and it got pretty heated. I seriously thought they were about to go at it.

4. After everyone was gone and it was just me and a few other dudes left, everyone started to talk about how much their relationships suck right now or how much life blows. It seriously brought the mood down and everyone was getting really depressed. It was really awkward, I just wanted to get the hell out of there and get home at that point.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6653 on: December 19, 2009, 08:09:36 AM »
partying with a bunch of debbie downers sucks ass.  if they wanted to be depressed you should've told those dudes to hit the AA meeting or call a suicide hotline.  i probably would've walked home if i were you, i hope at the very least you got drunk.     


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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6654 on: December 19, 2009, 11:51:36 AM »
$7.00 worth of Taco Bell leaving my body with no toilet paper in house.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6655 on: December 19, 2009, 11:57:07 AM »
My Dog turns 14 next month.  I'm not sure he's gonna make it... :'(
Dude is that the really really really reallly awesome one that's smiling in the picture with you holding it? To this day that is one of the best pictures I've ever seen on Slap. I hope he's stays well for Christmas - that'd be awesome.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6656 on: December 19, 2009, 12:13:45 PM »
owing my girlfriend a hundred dollars going into christmas.  even though i know she doesn't care, it still feels shitty. 

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6657 on: December 19, 2009, 12:33:29 PM »
Yeah...he'll be 14 next month if he makes it.  So even if he gets better, he doesn't have too much longer.  It's crazy how even though I've known this was coming for a while now, it still hit me SO HARD when it finally did.  I'm a fuckin mess right now.

that really sucks man. sorry to hear that. hope everything turns out ok.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6658 on: December 19, 2009, 12:53:53 PM »
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My Dog turns 14 next month.  I'm not sure he's gonna make it... :'(
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Dude is that the really really really reallly awesome one that's smiling in the picture with you holding it? To this day that is one of the best pictures I've ever seen on Slap. I hope he's stays well for Christmas - that'd be awesome.

No...I'm lucky.  I have two amazing dogs.  And the smiley one is only 3.  He's gonna be around for a while.

The older dog is pretty shy and elusive.  I can't even find one good picture of him.  But I have a crazy awesome story about him.  I June 06, I went to the West Coast.  I was skating that bowl that Chalmers does all that crazy flyout shit in the Flip video.  It's a big snake run, and long story short, I ended up falling from the highest part to flat in the deepend.  I landed on my elbow and cracked a bunch of ribs.  It fucking hurt like hell, but I'd had broken ribs before and I knew doctors can't do anything for broken ribs so I just sucked it up and bought some painkillers.  Never went to the hospital at all.  When I got home from my trip, my older dog, Chip, would NOT leave my side.  If I was home he would follow me around the house everywhere.  He slept in my room every night (he never usually did that) for two and half weeks.  About mid July, my spleen ruptured and I had to go to the hospital for 9 days.  Apparently I had actually punctured it almost 3 weeks earlier in Whistler, but it somehow clotted and held until July.  I don't know if it was smell, or just some crazy dog 6th sense, but Chip KNEW something was wrong with me, and was following me around that whole time watching over me.  He never left my side once unless I left home.

That is why dogs are the fucking shit.  And that's why I'm gonna miss him alot when he's gone.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6659 on: December 19, 2009, 01:23:52 PM »
One dog in my neighbourhood had some terminal tumor inside him, and all the other dogs just avoided him, they wouldn't even come up to him to sniff his butt or anything...
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