Author Topic: Things You Are Not Stoked On (Read 1882252 times)

BallDontLie · « **Reply #720 on:** May 30, 2008, 07:22:18 PM »

Quote from: skate_bored on May 30, 2008, 05:45:32 PM

my girlfriend and I broke up about two weeks ago and ive been beyond bored since, especially at night when i'd usually be at her place...when i was single before it was fun because none of my friends had girls, but now they all either have a girlfriend or moved away. im pretty lonely. $:-\$

Feel your pain dude. shit sucks

Sony MDR V2 headphones · « **Reply #721 on:** May 30, 2008, 07:32:09 PM »

I just heard my mom say.... "Is it friday? Oh it is friday! the spelling bee's on! we missed the spelling bee it's on nbc!"

baxty · « **Reply #722 on:** May 30, 2008, 10:57:38 PM »

Guess Im kind of a bitch but dateline tonight is scaring me.

PS-wrong thread but Ive posted enough tonight so.

Happy Birthday Matze

j....soy..... · « **Reply #723 on:** May 30, 2008, 11:21:54 PM »

Quote from: skate_bored on May 30, 2008, 05:45:32 PM

my girlfriend and I broke up about two weeks ago and ive been beyond bored since, especially at night when i'd usually be at her place...when i was single before it was fun because none of my friends had girls, but now they all either have a girlfriend or moved away. im pretty lonely. $:-\$

yeah? well you weren't forced to see sex and the city, were you?

vicky · « **Reply #724 on:** May 31, 2008, 08:09:15 AM »

one of my best friends is moving back home to arizona forever. so fucking bummed and lonely. i have to have surgery and im pretty scared, the humidity is killing me and the air conditioner at work has been broken for weeks.

vicky · « **Reply #725 on:** May 31, 2008, 08:09:38 AM »

and an awful fucking haircut and one of my best friends and one of the few people i hang out with left today to move back to arizona for good and i probably wont ever see her again because ill never be able to afford airfare/get off that long.

bumptobar · « **Reply #726 on:** May 31, 2008, 10:07:53 AM »

Rain ruining a saturday. Probably will sit around and do nothing all day, such a waste.

sergioflorez · « **Reply #727 on:** May 31, 2008, 11:10:44 AM »

this cant be real. if it is then i hope that person of a husband gets gangraped

http://www.efukt.com/2145_Cancer_Girl_Abused_By_Husband.html

edit. opening up UWTB and reading lakai!, lakai!, lakai!. dude, take a break from the internet. come back in a few years.

StabMasterArson · « **Reply #728 on:** May 31, 2008, 12:51:22 PM »

Quote from: jsoy on May 30, 2008, 11:21:54 PM

Quote from: skate_bored on May 30, 2008, 05:45:32 PM
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my girlfriend and I broke up about two weeks ago and ive been beyond bored since, especially at night when i'd usually be at her place...when i was single before it was fun because none of my friends had girls, but now they all either have a girlfriend or moved away. im pretty lonely. $:-\$
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yeah? well you weren't forced to see sex and the city, were you?

my old lady is trying, but I told her I will glady wait in the car for her.

Bill · « **Reply #729 on:** May 31, 2008, 01:30:59 PM »

Quote from: Nick. on May 31, 2008, 10:07:53 AM

Rain ruining a saturday. Probably will sit around and do nothing all day, such a waste.

heckler · « **Reply #730 on:** May 31, 2008, 02:49:37 PM »

I just took a gnarly shit, and the damn toilet is clogged.

bill hates · « **Reply #731 on:** May 31, 2008, 03:26:13 PM »

hunters

cahl · « **Reply #732 on:** May 31, 2008, 09:46:49 PM »

how picky i'm with girls

mr. otsu · « **Reply #733 on:** June 01, 2008, 05:57:31 AM »

Quote from: sergioflorez on May 31, 2008, 11:10:44 AM

this cant be real. if it is then i hope that person of a husband gets gangraped

http://www.efukt.com/2145_Cancer_Girl_Abused_By_Husband.html

Clicking on this link after watching that video

http://www.efukt.com/1941_Insertion_Destroys_Her_Ass.html

totally NSFW

bumptobar · « **Reply #734 on:** June 01, 2008, 08:12:15 AM »

That whole site is fucked. Its horrible.

vicky · « **Reply #735 on:** June 01, 2008, 08:21:54 AM »

i already miss my friend and she just moved back to arizona yesterday. this is going to be the loneliest summer ever.

heckler · « **Reply #736 on:** June 01, 2008, 09:33:55 AM »

Scattered thunderstorms all day

Sony MDR V2 headphones · « **Reply #737 on:** June 01, 2008, 12:48:55 PM »

How tempted I am to see the new thrasher cover.

But I want to open the mail and be surprised.

kevbo999 · « **Reply #738 on:** June 01, 2008, 07:06:43 PM »

My buddy and his teenage girlfriend are apparently having a kid next month.

My other friend is living with, and will probably marry, this bitchy freeloader that everyone hates.

Why must they do this to themselves?

bizarro gub · « **Reply #739 on:** June 01, 2008, 07:38:50 PM »

nice lucky 13 ad slap.

skaterdavid · « **Reply #740 on:** June 01, 2008, 07:59:52 PM »

Fucking iPod in the washer. FUCK this

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #741 on:** June 01, 2008, 10:18:39 PM »

I lost custody of Captain today.

frisco · « **Reply #742 on:** June 02, 2008, 01:43:11 AM »

800

he averages 24 posts per day

nearly all of his posts are just quoting other posters

so fucking annoying, fork please get on some deletions

Rusty Champignon · « **Reply #743 on:** June 02, 2008, 02:25:52 AM »

I feel terrible

kilgore. · « **Reply #744 on:** June 02, 2008, 02:27:55 AM »

i've honestly lost faith in womanhood.

wuust · « **Reply #745 on:** June 02, 2008, 06:56:58 AM »

i want a threesome so badly but my girlfriend isn't feeling it at all.
and i want to try buttsex at least once. but she goes all butters on me " what what in the butt?"

Garfield · « **Reply #746 on:** June 02, 2008, 07:23:31 AM »

Quote from: wuust on June 02, 2008, 06:56:58 AM

and i want to try buttsex at least once. but she goes all butters on me " what what in the butt?"

You gotta take control man. Buttsex is not up for debate or discussion. If that's what you want, you need to let her know that you're the captain of that goddamn ship. Like a surprise party of sorts.

Arlene and I went over this once, and once was all it took. while making love on the fence, I got a little courageous and just went for it. She was shocked, as if she had forgotten she had an asshole. She leaped up to get her bearings, and her eyes gleamed with dismay, but after a few minutes she was super into it, and after those rapids, the river was back to it's serene state.

Go for it, playboy. I'm rootin' for you.

nocomply · « **Reply #747 on:** June 02, 2008, 07:52:07 AM »

Quote from: brooklyn brawler on June 01, 2008, 10:18:39 PM

I lost custody of Captain today.

that's your cat right? what happened?

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #748 on:** June 02, 2008, 10:57:06 AM »

The ex took him. He bit her on the way into the cage. I technically win a little with that.

StabMasterArson · « **Reply #749 on:** June 02, 2008, 11:01:16 AM »

Quote from: brooklyn brawler on June 02, 2008, 10:57:06 AM

The ex took him. He bit her on the way into the cage. I technically win a little with that.

That sucks, do you get him everyother weekend or what?

Author Topic: Things You Are Not Stoked On (Read 1882252 times)

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baxty

sergioflorez

bill hates

cahl

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kevbo999

brooklyn brawler

frisco

Rusty Champignon

kilgore.

Garfield

brooklyn brawler