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No one cares that I had violent diarrhea today.
Hey man, was it at your house? I had DIEarrhea at a movie theater rest room about 3 weeks ago. Fucking sucked. That's the only time I'll ever use a public rest room, when it's life or death. But fuck, it sure did suck so bad...I called my friend to tell him the bad news and I was talking to him on the phone in the stall when some random ass little kid was all like to his dad "WHO WAS HE TALKING TO?" the dad's all like "err who knows." thinking I'm a crazy fuck. Some guy also came in the bathroom ranting in spanish on his phone. And I'll be damned if I'm taking a shit at school. I could see some fuck going back into class... "HEY EVERYONE! JEROD'S TAKING A SHIT!" then I walk into class and every dude laughs at me while every girl doesn't want to date me even more. I once had my mom check me out of school cause I had to take a shit. I sped home in my nova GODDAMN I WAS MOVIN! Someone mentioned pooping naked...definitely a must for me. Only time I can get naked and not get a boner and not have to jack off. I know this one dude who likes to take shits in public stalls so much, when he feels one coming on he jumps in his car and goes driving around the county to see where he ends up before he can't take it anymore and unloads at the lucky place.
But man, I feel your pain.
hahah damn
For like 3 years I took "nurse's assistant" as an elective, cause for the first year the "nurse" was my health teacher, she was tight. I'd do like nothing but put icecubes in baggies and refill the icetrays, and if there wasn't shit to do, I'd be like "I'm kinda tired" and she'd be like, "oh, go take a nap then!" and she'd give me helllla blankets and pillows and I'd just have my little nap time. And then at the end of the year shred all these documents I should've never seen, shit like "Random girl- Anal Herpes", all sorts of wild shit, in retrospect, I shoulda banked off that content.
Anyway, the nurse's office has it's own bathroom, it was always so clean, and had just one toilet and sink, and had it's own locking door and everything, and for me, the biggest perk of being the nurses' assistant was getting my own key to it! It was awesome, I shit in there daily, sometimes twice just to take advantage of it. The only weird thing about it was that I and a councelor, don't remember his name, but he was a big black dude, had the same exact shit schedule, and would always bump into eachother right at the door, every single day, fun and akward times.
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