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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6390 on: November 15, 2009, 02:42:09 PM »
so you walked behind this chick in order to check out her 'epic sweet teets?'

i walked behind her for awhile to check out her ass.  then i talked to her for a little bit but i couldn't help but to just stare at her knockers. 

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6391 on: November 17, 2009, 05:59:13 AM »
After a night of drinking, I stopped at 7-11 and got a cheeseburger bite thing and nachos with the free cheese and chili. I ate it so ridiculously fast and now I feel like I am going to die this morning. Also, I was watching the open mic stand up comics at the bar and the one guy tried to pick on me for not laughing at his dumb jokes. All he got out was "eh, yeah, you in the red shirt, where ya from?". It was embarrassing.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6392 on: November 17, 2009, 12:49:41 PM »
I have an 800 word essay due tonight on a book that I haven't even read.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6393 on: November 17, 2009, 01:48:56 PM »

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6394 on: November 17, 2009, 02:16:00 PM »
I have an 800 word essay due tonight on a book that I haven't even read.

damn

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6395 on: November 18, 2009, 07:28:21 AM »
woke up and found my pet dead this morning. SHIT DAY

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6396 on: November 18, 2009, 03:13:28 PM »
Cant skate cuz my back is fucking killing me

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6397 on: November 18, 2009, 03:14:48 PM »
woke up and found my pet dead this morning. SHIT DAY

That fucking sucks! What pet was it?

R.I.P :'(

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6398 on: November 18, 2009, 03:19:12 PM »
Not being able to do kickflips anymore.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6399 on: November 18, 2009, 05:38:23 PM »
gravel...
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6400 on: November 18, 2009, 06:08:40 PM »
went to a birthday dinner last weekend, got a separate check because i know people skimp when paying in groups; turns out my other two friends (that also got separate checks) and i were the only ones to pay, and somehow the rest of the group (most of whom we didnt know) just bounced without paying. I check my statement yesterday and found that I was charged four times as much as I was supposed to, along with my other two friends. The manager charged all three of us the difference that was owed.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6401 on: November 18, 2009, 07:05:20 PM »
my family pretty much told me to stop skating because, according to them, it's pretty worthless and that it makes me seem like a slacker/stoner/loser when I tell people that I skate.... fuck them.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6402 on: November 19, 2009, 12:24:38 AM »
Not being able to do kickflips anymore.
I know how you feel. One day I have them nice and clean and consistent and the next I'm struggling to land just one that isn't mobbed and/or rocketed for that matter. They're such a random trick for me.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6403 on: November 19, 2009, 12:31:40 AM »
Not being able to do kickflips anymore.
I know how you feel. One day I have them nice and clean and consistent and the next I'm struggling to land just one that isn't mobbed and/or rocketed for that matter. They're such a random trick for me.

Me too, mainly cause of the pain they cause when I try them. Whenever I roll my ankle I can't do them for months cause that flicking motion just kills. Hardflips, tres are fine but a kickflip hurts. Even when my ankle's good they still suck.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6404 on: November 19, 2009, 01:36:54 AM »
my family pretty much told me to stop skating because, according to them, it's pretty worthless and that it makes me seem like a slacker/stoner/loser when I tell people that I skate.... fuck them.

yeah that stereotype has always annoyed me.  i think it's safe to say that the level of skill where skateboarding has been at for even the past 10 years is much more difficult than a lot of the insanely high paying mainstream sports.  it's also safe to say that not as many people get skateboarding because it takes much longer to get "good" at it, as far as learning tricks and being able to have a decent style.  as opposed to football and baseball, where you could probably get pretty damn good after playing for only a couple of seasons and working out hard in a gym.  i don't think skateboarders will ever get the respect they deserve in terms of how hard what they do is. 

take the average person and it would take them much longer to kickflip a 20 stair or even hardflip front blunt a small box as opposed to kicking a decent field goal or hitting a home run in an average size stadium. 

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6405 on: November 19, 2009, 08:37:40 AM »
Breaking my 1 day old blueprint.

Back to deluxe wood!
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6406 on: November 19, 2009, 01:27:10 PM »
I'm sick again, rad.  Thanks body.

Even if I wasn't sick, I only get twenty minutes of light to skate after work with faggot daylight savings. 

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6407 on: November 19, 2009, 02:24:45 PM »
Rain rain rain

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6408 on: November 19, 2009, 03:01:51 PM »
My gf juuust dumped me. It was only 4 months, but still sucks. Guess I gotta skate out my frustration tonight!
Jura thinks Im cool as fuck :D

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6409 on: November 19, 2009, 03:04:45 PM »
school, failing gym class cuz i talk shit to all the jocks and my jock teacher

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6410 on: November 19, 2009, 06:02:35 PM »
not so good flatground, i need to skate more before it snows
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6411 on: November 19, 2009, 09:08:40 PM »
This guy...



just got in a fight with this guy.



Obviously you can guess who won.  Now I have to either take em out myself...or pay like $300 for a vet to do it.  FFFFFUUUUUUUUU....
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6412 on: November 20, 2009, 09:02:15 AM »
school, failing gym class cuz i talk shit to all the jocks and my jock teacher
fuck those kids Mikey! Highschool is short anyways keep ya head up

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6413 on: November 20, 2009, 11:51:23 AM »
ANYTHING TO DO WITH STEVE BORRA AND HIS BERRICS REDA TIMS OCONNER

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6414 on: November 20, 2009, 01:04:27 PM »
5Inchdick not being funny anymore. I used to be a fan.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6415 on: November 20, 2009, 03:43:50 PM »
working tonight
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6416 on: November 20, 2009, 09:19:40 PM »
kickflipped the hip at the park today, and since its shitty metal and i suck at skating, slipped right the fuck out and landed on my side and bumped my head.


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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6417 on: November 20, 2009, 11:33:16 PM »
Went to the bar instead of getting shit done on my paper that's due Monday. It's dawning on me now how stupid that decision was.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6418 on: November 20, 2009, 11:48:41 PM »
Went to the bar instead of getting shit done on my paper that's due Monday. It's dawning on me now how stupid that decision was.

if i had a fucking dollar.....

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6419 on: November 21, 2009, 07:04:05 AM »
Went to the bar instead of getting shit done on my paper that's due Monday. It's dawning on me now how stupid that decision was.

if i had a fucking dollar.....

Second that