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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6450 on: November 26, 2009, 03:47:59 PM »
I hate my left ankle.  It fucking sucks.   

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6451 on: November 26, 2009, 05:03:21 PM »
I hate my left ankle.  It fucking sucks.   

Same here...except it's my right.  All full of bolts and plates...and it gets super achey when it gets cold.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6452 on: November 26, 2009, 07:56:10 PM »
my dad just got in a car  accident
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6453 on: November 27, 2009, 12:15:04 AM »
Ever have one of those moments where you're just having a really good day or session, and then something happens that just fucks everything up?
Well, I was out skating some parking lot by myself earlier. I was having a really good sesh, then these three pretty big dudes, maybe around 18 or 19, come up out of nowhere and start circling me.
"Hey, is this him?"
"Yo dogg, yea, I think this is him. He fits the description."
"yeah man, lets fuck this fool up for what he did".
At that moment I had started to get nervous. They started closing in on me. Then, a little shooken up, I said "hey, listen, whoever you're thinking of, I'm not him. I'm not looking for any trouble". I had my board in hand ready to swing at any given moment, but then they all looked at each other and bursted into laughter.
"Ahah yo dogg, we're just fuckin with ya man. Calm down homie, we're just playin".
"ahah yea man we fuckin shook you up didnt we?"
Then the three of them walked away afterwards. I didn't really know what to say. That pretty much ruined my session though. I was so pissed that that had just happened that I couldn't even skate anymore for the rest of that sesh. I should've just truck slapped all of them anyways.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6454 on: November 27, 2009, 02:07:46 AM »
i've got no direction.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6455 on: November 27, 2009, 04:05:51 AM »
Spraining my wrist and knowing that it will take ages to properly heal  :(. I can't grasp the idea of the whole "rolling to break your fall" idea.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6456 on: November 27, 2009, 05:11:03 PM »
i've got no direction.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6457 on: November 27, 2009, 10:12:38 PM »
some asshole at the bar burned a hole in my $200 jacket with their cigarette.  i really wish they would ban smoking in bars here like they do in the rest of the world.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6458 on: November 28, 2009, 07:03:18 PM »
this girl told me she'd rather freeze to death then get in the tauntaun
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6459 on: November 28, 2009, 11:37:31 PM »
I tried to bomb a hill drunk on Thanksgiving that I usually wouldn't think about trying. Now I have no skin on my palms and look like a burn victim.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6460 on: November 28, 2009, 11:57:23 PM »
Scheduled to work 75 hours next week.  Worked 12 hours today with just 20 minutes to eat.  Yeah yeah it's money, I don't care.  I need time to chill out.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6461 on: November 29, 2009, 12:12:11 AM »
Scheduled to work 75 hours next week.  Worked 12 hours today with just 20 minutes to eat.  Yeah yeah it's money, I don't care.  I need time to chill out.

damn man. that's a ridiculous amount of time to work in a week. i'd feel the same way as you. no point in having all that money if all you do is work.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6462 on: November 29, 2009, 09:29:37 AM »
I hate to be the guy that is overly-protective of all of his possessions, but I'm going to stop lending anything out.

Just unloaded a box of my stuff, I couldn't believe how many albums and books I was missing, as well as discs that missing out of dvds. Ah well.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6463 on: November 29, 2009, 12:40:57 PM »
I'm baxter, can I get unbanned now?
No. No you can't. You've been a naughty boy.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6464 on: November 29, 2009, 01:57:24 PM »
realized i'm a little too generous with my cigarettes... I bum them out like their water, which eventually leaves me with none and having to buy another pack.

oh and I have school tomorrow and it's raining today. and only have $4 in the bank.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6465 on: November 29, 2009, 02:20:21 PM »
little josiah didnt cum to church today

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6466 on: November 29, 2009, 07:38:20 PM »
was about to get a pair of these cause they were 40% off at the adidas store, but they didn't have any in my size.

non-skateboarding campus st > most skateboarding shoes out there
in terms of quality

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6467 on: November 29, 2009, 08:00:10 PM »
The last paper of the term is always the hardest thing in the world to finish/ always ends up like garbage 'cause i cant wait to finish >:(
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6468 on: November 30, 2009, 12:21:07 AM »
i dunno if anyone even in canada watches the cfl anymore, but it was the grey cup which is the canadian equivalent to the superbowl.


anyway, the team from saskatchewan had fans that were going crazy, filled the entire stadium. winning 27-25 with 0 seconds on the clock and montreal attempting to make a long ass field goal. dude misses horribly whole stadium erupts cause they think they just won it

then bam flag on the field, too many men against saskatewan, play moves up 10 yards montreal makes it and wins 28-27, the aftermath was absolutely hilarious.

not looking forward to hearing about this for the next few weeks
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6469 on: November 30, 2009, 01:01:03 AM »
Chicago weather  :-X

You cats on the West Coast, and in Florida should be thankful you don't get crappy random weather or even winters for that matter.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6470 on: November 30, 2009, 10:23:18 AM »
damn media and pigs with the heads of men won't let me live..

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6471 on: November 30, 2009, 01:27:26 PM »
It's been 8 days and I still can't put any weight on my left heel.  Worst heel bruise of my life.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6472 on: November 30, 2009, 03:56:51 PM »
Either the chili, rice, hot dog, and cheese or the chewy Chips Ahoy with fudge swirl frozen yogurt, or combination of both, that I ate yesterday, has made my stomach fucking sour and sore all day.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6473 on: November 30, 2009, 04:36:29 PM »
For college I do these online chemistry assignments that are quite frankly a pain in the ass. This is the one I had due twenty minutes ago.




5 minutes and 46 seconds late and I get a 100% reduction in my grade?!?

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6474 on: November 30, 2009, 05:08:26 PM »
This world isn't fair

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6475 on: November 30, 2009, 05:11:35 PM »
I need extremely detailed instructions anytime I'm trying to do something I've never done before.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6476 on: November 30, 2009, 05:30:22 PM »
pretty over school right now, even though i only have a week left and some finals to wrap up.  no motivation fuck student life over it

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6477 on: November 30, 2009, 07:52:13 PM »
-having to pay 500 bucks for a car scratch that i didn't know i caused.
-the mother fucker who reported this incident is still breathing

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6478 on: November 30, 2009, 07:58:08 PM »


Well, I'm not at all happy with my behavior the other night. I was out getting plastered with my boy Angelo and his bitch Liza, and the next thing I know, I got TMZ all up in my shit. What I should have been doing was my job, protecting children from getting love mayo "plastered" all over their little orifices, TMNT bed sheets and PJ's. I'm not sure how many kids took it to the hole(s) while I was taking JD to mine, but one is too many, and for this Iím sorry. And if Angelo is out there reading this, I just wanna say that I didnít want that blowdge from Liza, but I also didnít tell her to stop, so if you wanna get all pissy with a bro, thatís fine, but at the end of the day, you know Mrs. Hanz would get on her knees for you, if you asked herÖNot that I asked! Iím fuckiní Chris Hansen!

-Hanz Up! Hoes down.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6479 on: November 30, 2009, 09:18:55 PM »
Thank you. ^^^