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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11520 on: April 14, 2012, 10:29:34 AM »
I might just go walk but I wish I had a bicycle. I really want to do some foot exercises to help me out but I can't really find any for a first metatarsal fracture.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11521 on: April 15, 2012, 01:15:34 PM »
Broken kingpin while cruising down the street.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11522 on: April 15, 2012, 09:02:05 PM »
Girlfriend who i bought plane tickets to see in another country just dumped me.

Feels awesome after all that money spent. I guess i learned a lesson.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11523 on: April 15, 2012, 11:30:12 PM »
The fuck? Fuck that bitch. Go enjoy that new country! See whats up there! Women will always pull shit like that. I feel you man. Still go on that trip, you can't leave empty-handed.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11524 on: April 16, 2012, 02:01:15 AM »
went out to take some pictures in the woods yesterday, didnt notice something... no film in the camera

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11525 on: April 16, 2012, 06:40:38 PM »
Girlfriend who i bought plane tickets to see in another country just dumped me.

Feels awesome after all that money spent. I guess i learned a lesson.
The fuck? Fuck that bitch. Go enjoy that new country! See whats up there! Women will always pull shit like that. I feel you man. Still go on that trip, you can't leave empty-handed.
I agree, go enjoy yourself for a little while. Take your board and make it a trip for skating and try and make some foreign friends?

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11526 on: April 16, 2012, 07:07:47 PM »
Well I don thave near enough money to survive on my own unless she let me live at your house. And its kind of hard to live with someone you like but doesnt like you back and have to remain friends..

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11527 on: April 16, 2012, 08:44:21 PM »
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11528 on: April 16, 2012, 09:27:07 PM »
went out to take some pictures in the woods yesterday, didnt notice something... no film in the camera
Did that shit in NY once. The feeling sucks.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11529 on: April 16, 2012, 09:36:27 PM »
Looking for a new job.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11530 on: April 17, 2012, 04:37:39 AM »
Two night shifts in a row.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11531 on: April 17, 2012, 11:56:42 AM »
A guy I skate with says Anders Behring Breivik has a couple of good points..... But the same guy also thought africans couldnt be accountants. So there you go...  Best thing to do is argue against him in a polite way I suppose.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11532 on: April 17, 2012, 06:45:18 PM »
Found 50 bucks... only to lose it within 10 minutes.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11533 on: April 18, 2012, 01:25:02 AM »
Spending my only day off napping on & off watching 2 BROKE GIRLS.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11534 on: April 18, 2012, 03:00:18 PM »
Last two weeks of class and I've got a ton of busy work to catch up on. I'm used to writing papers and this last semester of school is requiring of me only 1. I don't do well with exams, i study literature and writing. I can't complain about being stuck inside while the weather is beautiful because I feel like waking up to the sun shining into my room and warm air blowing in the open window gives me more of a reason to wake up and enjoy the day, you know, in cold, dreary weather I end up getting far too fucked up, too often. I feel so gross during those periods.

I can't decide if i want to take a summer course and finally graduate or spend the summer chilling and working with my friends in Northern California. If I come back and take a couple classes in the fall I'll be eligible for more of the grant money this school throws around. Fuckin A, shit just isn't cut and dry.

Girlfriend who i bought plane tickets to see in another country just dumped me.

Feels awesome after all that money spent. I guess i learned a lesson.

Damn, homie. I was seeing a girl in Colorado for a while and spent at least $1500 on flights and travel expenses. She dumped me the day she came back from Colombia. Long distance usually isn't a good idea.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11535 on: April 18, 2012, 11:16:54 PM »
problems with the gf  :'(


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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11536 on: April 19, 2012, 12:18:10 AM »
problems with the gf  :'(

Right?! Fucking hate that man.. Same here.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11537 on: April 19, 2012, 05:55:28 AM »
my girlfriend just touched down in India, where she'll be living for the next two months. I know that two months isn't that long, and I'm really psyched for her since she loves India and I know she'll have a great time, AND skype exists, so it's not like I'm not going to be seeing her and talking to her...so I can't figure out why I'm still depressed about it. Now I'm sad and confused. Feelsbadman.


way too many ands in there. Oh well.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11538 on: April 19, 2012, 07:19:39 AM »
It's probably because Skype hasn't figured out that whole internet glory hole thing yet.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11539 on: April 19, 2012, 07:20:29 AM »
It's probably because Skype hasn't figured out that whole internet glory hole thing yet.
you hit the nail on the head
Look I'm not selling anything that doesn't have my jizz on it. I don't care how much is offered.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11540 on: April 19, 2012, 07:28:42 AM »
Yep. Been in that situation. Mine lasted longer than two months though and we're still together after 5 years. Situations like these are where you find out if they're really worth the time or not. I'm sure you'll be fine.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11541 on: April 19, 2012, 11:56:07 AM »
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11542 on: April 19, 2012, 11:59:31 AM »
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my girlfriend just touched down in India, where she'll be living for the next two months. I know that two months isn't that long, and I'm really psyched for her since she loves India and I know she'll have a great time, AND skype exists, so it's not like I'm not going to be seeing her and talking to her...so I can't figure out why I'm still depressed about it. Now I'm sad and confused. Feelsbadman.


way too many ands in there. Oh well.
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I was away from my wife for a year- I am not sure if the time permits since two months isn't too long, but here is what I did that made a WORLD of difference.

1- Snail mail each other once a week.  Receiving snail mail is awesome.  Don't write boring ass "I miss you" shit at all.  Spend a couple paragraphs talking about shit you don't talk about on the phone/skype.  Get a book of questions and write down and answer two questions a letter.  It's one of those ice breaker books with questions like, "What is your best memory of Summer?" It's corny but it beats the "I miss you shit"

2- Read a book together and talk about it.  Any book.  My wife and I read some Vonnegut, about 2-3 chapters at a time, and then talk about it on the phone or Skype.

3-  Any letter you send- draw on it.  Even if you're a shitty artist, little weirdo things make them laugh because you took the extra time.

4-  And this is most important- Do NOT talk about sad shit.  She needs to know you're fine and that you DON'T need her.  It makes you seem like a badass and like she's not a bummer.  Leave every conversation positively and you'll be good.
All of this and fap to eachother over skype.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11543 on: April 19, 2012, 12:34:54 PM »
HATE!, brycickle, and happenstance, you guys are the shit. Gnars all around. Thanks for cheering me up  :-*
Look I'm not selling anything that doesn't have my jizz on it. I don't care how much is offered.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11544 on: April 19, 2012, 03:00:35 PM »
Levon Helm from the band just died. :'( R.I.P.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11545 on: April 19, 2012, 03:42:38 PM »
Levon Helm from the band just died. :'( R.I.P.

Well that just plain sucks! R.i.p.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11546 on: April 19, 2012, 04:07:20 PM »
Situations like these are where you find out if they're really worth the time or not. I'm sure you'll be fine.

Amen.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11547 on: April 19, 2012, 08:59:27 PM »
HATE!, brycickle, and happenstance, you guys are the shit. Gnars all around. Thanks for cheering me up  :-*
No problem dude. I personally just took the opportunity to get to know my local bartenders better.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11548 on: April 19, 2012, 10:51:11 PM »
Levon Helm from the band just died. :'( R.I.P.

that's a drag. dude had been battling cancer for a minute. This Wheel is on Fire is a dope read, if you're into the Band. A lot of good music came out "the Barn" on his Woodstock property. Chris Robinson from the Black Crowes did some sick shit with him in there. Last summers Phish festival was at Watkins Glen,  where in 1973, the Band played with the Allman Brothers and Grateful Dead. Watkins Glen summer jam is a legendary festival, and after camping there for a while and imagining 600000 heads there, I can see why. Anyways, before i continue on this ramble, I was hoping to see Levon come out and do a song with em on July 4th. It would've been cool.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11549 on: April 20, 2012, 12:04:40 AM »
I have a feeling Im going to be put in academic probation. Fuck.