Things You Are Not Stoked On

[Morty Seinfeld]

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I focused my board today. Haven't done that in a long time.

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What couldn't you land?

anything. I was falling all over the place and was just over it.

[Yu Dum]

Missed my first class of the day thanks to work.

[Joust Ostrich]

Boy oh boy, it must be nice to have had the opportunity to suck at skateboarding today.  A foot of snow and single digit temps down allow for such an occasion. 

[SqueezeThePulp]

i think i have herpes

[Shredsledder]

im a little stoked also  but I haven't spoken to a human being in 5 days

[sleepypancakes]

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just had to unclogged the toilet with my hand, after i pooped

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Post of the millennium. +1

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Ha! I was going to say something about my shitty ankle and it reacting poorly to cold damp weather.

You win tobey.

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did you at least put a plastic bag over your hand?

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My old volkswagen from college finally died. I guess it's time to get a new car.

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bummer. I have to replace the thermostat and thermostat housing on my car, it's costing me $400 including parts and labor. I'm glad I've been saving money.

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My transmission finally shit the bed entirely. Not bad for a 2000. Any recommendations on a good, new VW?

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It's a 2000 and it died? Is that good? Fuck a VW. Get a Honda or Toyota and it'll go forever.

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this. kia and hyundai both make really reliable cars and are a little bit cheeper than honda or toyota. VW and any other german cars are going to cost you more money and give you more problems than any asian car out there.

i drive a 2013 kia rio and for a 16k car, its pretty sick. 35mpg all day. rides really smooth for a small car. usb and aux connections. good sound system. if i had the money, id go with an optima. that thing is sick.

Ah it had over 300,000 miles on it and handled a lot of back and forths and cross countries over the last 13 or so years so yeah, it treated me pretty well. Plus, shit happens.

Got a 2013 toyota highlander, skate mobile for sure. At least I hope

[Cadillac Ranch Dressing]

Baltimore: 17 homicides in 17 days.

[heritage]

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I focused my board today. Haven't done that in a long time.

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What couldn't you land?

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anything. I was falling all over the place and was just over it.

I focused a board for that very reason too recently, Morty. The irony was I felt even more mad at myself later for reacting like that.

[Rusty_Berrings]

Been getting a bunch of death threats over the past couple days and a suspicious vehicle showed up right near my house (i live on a dirt road without many houses on it) this morning and some fat old dude got out wearing all black and looked in my general direction. I ducked into some trees, but couldn't get a license plate number before he zoomed off. Wouldn't have mind reporting him to the local authorities.

[brycickle]

Bodymore, Murderland: 17 homicides in 17 days.

[SqueezeThePulp]

Been getting a bunch of death threats over the past couple days and a suspicious vehicle showed up right near my house (i live on a dirt road without many houses on it) this morning and some fat old dude got out wearing all black and looked in my general direction. I ducked into some trees, but couldn't get a license plate number before he zoomed off. Wouldn't have mind reporting him to the local authorities.

Do you know why anyone would want you dead?

[captainfalcon69]

i think i have herpes

get tested, it really calms the mind down

[Rusty_Berrings]

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Been getting a bunch of death threats over the past couple days and a suspicious vehicle showed up right near my house (i live on a dirt road without many houses on it) this morning and some fat old dude got out wearing all black and looked in my general direction. I ducked into some trees, but couldn't get a license plate number before he zoomed off. Wouldn't have mind reporting him to the local authorities.

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Do you know why anyone would want you dead?

They're homosexuals that want to have sex with me but got no game. Literally. One even straight up offered me 2 grand and a pair of Nikes. Sorry niggas, but I'm not going to prostitute myself. You wanna get with this here you gotta be genuine, not some sleazy ass nigga throwing money in the air like it's gay pride confetti.

[silkyjohnson]

friends choosing to smoke weed rather than skate.

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friends choosing to smoke weed rather than skate.

Skating baked is the shit though, lazy cunts, shit excuse

[Joust Ostrich]

Having to go get a new phone, and or contract.  I hate feeling as though I am signing my life away.  Cell phones are such a fucking ripoff. 

[Justis]

Sick as fuck, just woke up like 30 minutes ago

[L33Tg33k]

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i think i have herpes

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get tested, it really calms the mind down

Herpes ain't shit. Most people have it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herpes_simplex#Epidemiology

[tobey]

its still snowing, it took me an half an hour to go up the street to buy a pack of cigarettes. Oh and they cost me 7.50 cause i had to go to a shitty gas station instead of a cvs

[JB]

Hormonal women.

its still snowing, it took me an half an hour to go up the street to buy a pack of cigarettes. Oh and they cost me 7.50 cause i had to go to a shitty gas station instead of a cvs

Quit smoking then. Problem solved.

[spool of cord]

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Been getting a bunch of death threats over the past couple days and a suspicious vehicle showed up right near my house (i live on a dirt road without many houses on it) this morning and some fat old dude got out wearing all black and looked in my general direction. I ducked into some trees, but couldn't get a license plate number before he zoomed off. Wouldn't have mind reporting him to the local authorities.

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Do you know why anyone would want you dead?

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They're homosexuals that want to have sex with me but got no game. Literally. One even straight up offered me 2 grand and a pair of Nikes. Sorry niggas, but I'm not going to prostitute myself. You wanna get with this here you gotta be genuine, not some sleazy ass nigga throwing money in the air like it's gay pride confetti.

hahaha what the fuck! you are the man for not reporting them to the local authorities!

[Rusty_Berrings]

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Been getting a bunch of death threats over the past couple days and a suspicious vehicle showed up right near my house (i live on a dirt road without many houses on it) this morning and some fat old dude got out wearing all black and looked in my general direction. I ducked into some trees, but couldn't get a license plate number before he zoomed off. Wouldn't have mind reporting him to the local authorities.

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Do you know why anyone would want you dead?

[close]

They're homosexuals that want to have sex with me but got no game. Literally. One even straight up offered me 2 grand and a pair of Nikes. Sorry niggas, but I'm not going to prostitute myself. You wanna get with this here you gotta be genuine, not some sleazy ass nigga throwing money in the air like it's gay pride confetti.

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hahaha what the fuck! you are the man for not reporting them to the local authorities!

Actually have a restraining order on one of them and tried to get a restraining order on Nike boy, but the cop never showed up. Waited all of 3 hours.

[JB]

fucking winter. its so cold that when i go outside, my dick basically tries to turtle its way back inside my body, thats how fucking cold it is.

and i have a brutal hangover and a lot of work to do. thats kinda my fault though.

[L33Tg33k]

My dick does that regardless of the weather.

[Rusty_Berrings]

My dick does that regardless of the weather.

Same, gets repulsed by some of the people of the world.

[L33Tg33k]

Mine might be doing that because I'm fat though. I think I could stand to gain an inch or more of length if I was thin.

[shark tits]

once upon a time i was walking home in dickeys w/ no underwear and my dick turned purple and insensate when i got home. i was shook, son! i stood next to my stove and thawed it out and was able to piss through it but was scared to give it a wack for a day or 2. then it happened again so technically 'twice upon a time'. wear draws, kids!

[Shredsledder]

unrequited love 



 



 



 

[Rusty_Berrings]

Just went out for a cigarette and there's someone rustling around in my bushes and a random truck (got their license plate number) parked near my house. Too cowardous to actually face me, not even some laser pen ass faggots even. I told them niggas to suck a dick for like 15 minute straight. Hope they caught hypothermia.

[shark tits]

you sure it wasn't a coon or something? not the truck obviously but the noise in the bushes.