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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16620 on: October 21, 2015, 12:48:17 PM »
A friend and classmate of my 5 year old son was murdered by his dad this morning.

Unbelievable.

 :o wtf? That's horrible
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16621 on: October 21, 2015, 02:20:31 PM »
lately i'm not stoked on:

senseless road rage violence and shootings, machismo/pickup truck/gun culture, toxic reactionary masculinity that is threatened by every little thing, inter-generational poverty/crime and thug parents raising thug kids, "PARENTS" WHO CAN BARELY TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES AND YET REPRODUCE ANYWAY, broken and damaged people who pass on their baggage to their kids so they can perpetuate it, a sense of "fuck it" apathy that keeps us individualized and divided, cycles of mental illness, drugs and homelessness, misguided anger and undereducation, misinformation and propaganda, cheap alcohol and limited job prospects or future goals...

and that's just the tip of the iceberg

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16622 on: October 21, 2015, 03:24:32 PM »
i wish rick rust looked like that wrestler 'ravishing rick rude'. he definitely has the best body on SLAP. rip him and bobby the brain!

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16623 on: October 21, 2015, 07:47:10 PM »
Broke a 1 month old deck (it was still in good fucking shape) in a flatground trick for the first time in my life, not stoked on it for sure. i dont have money for a new one now and i dont want my girlfriend buying me a new one like she wants to (she gave me 2 of my last 3 decks). :|
if you translate some english songs to portugese like that bill murray movie or do something memorable i could see getting behind throwing you some loot for some wood. but if you're not gonna put in the effort then you better ride that girlfriend-wave til you get set adrift out to sea all alone. or worse, sharks attack you and leave you rent from side to side and missing genitalia.

Ahahah thanks for the laugh! This girls is for life, i'm sure of it.


Shit happened to me with real low pro deck a couple weeks ago the board was literally only 5 days old and it broke on some bullshit switch frontside shove it, money for me is pretty tight and I only have a so much I can spend on skating stuff so I was bummed. Maybe let her buy you it and when your money is good again take her out on a nice date as a form of gratitude/payback.

Problem is i'm never good on money. I'm a college student, on a art school were you have to buy everything you use (thank you portuguese government), some is expensive as shit. When i think i'm good with money i always spend it in some canvas, oils, brushes... Money runs so fast in my hands. She's kinda rich, so she always wants to buy me stuff, but i feel like a gold digger or something. What i usually do is to do some art related stuff, a draw or a painting of hers, but that move is getting old. I think i'll try to sell some old stuff i have in home.
My roommate in college sold his paintings to yuppies at art shows or craft fairs and would turn 10-15 of them in 4-5 hours, that's how he'd pay rent and eat. You could try that.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16624 on: October 21, 2015, 11:29:18 PM »
This instagram post



Really? Are people that desperate for likes that have to post this kind of photo? This dude's mom must be hyped she got over 100 likes

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16625 on: October 22, 2015, 04:54:53 AM »
Not being able to put sock on my cast. I just cant bend that much, I need like 5cm, its ridiculous. I wanted to go outside, but Its so fucking cold, that I cant do it without something protecting my fucking fingers. I gues I have to wait until someone comes home.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16626 on: October 22, 2015, 09:57:37 AM »
I ran into some financial problems a few months ago and didn't tell anybody. Took a loan out against my car in order to make shit work. Hours got cut at work recently and I haven't paid on the loan. My girlfriend got a certified letter today regarding my lack of payment and is now really upset I didn't tell her.

Rent is due in a week and if I don't pay on the loan my car gets repossessed. Obviously my dumbass fault but fuck this sucks!

When it rains it pours, be honest fellas, it's much better...
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16627 on: October 22, 2015, 10:04:44 AM »
Hit up Adecco for some temp shit!, and lying to your gf is never a good idea, as the lie coming out will pretty much always be 10x worse than the original news. Maybe mentally prepare your self for taking buses, it aint so bad though

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16628 on: October 22, 2015, 03:08:36 PM »
My girlfriend's car was stolen today. Never saw her so sad.  :'(

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16629 on: October 22, 2015, 04:53:17 PM »


Nails sticking out of boxes

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16630 on: October 27, 2015, 03:08:26 PM »
Have this weird pain the middle part of the bottom of my left foot. Almost like sharp pain when I stand on it to long or when I push while I skate. I've never felt anything like this and have lately been having to spend extra time rubbing it and taking an advil or 2 when i go skate to not feel it. It almost doesn't let me enjoy my skate sesh anymore.

http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/plantar-fasciitis-topic-overview

Thanks for this! this sounds real spot on. Already scheduled a doctors appointment.
So my doctor confirmed that it is definitely this and he recommitted some 40 dollar arch supporting insoles to help my posture and pain that ill be getting next week. I guess only my left foot has developed into a flat foot but the doctor said the right one could easily follow. My question is this to those (if any here) have this problem, once i start using the arch support insoles do you guys skate in those? or do you guys only wear them when you aren't skating? or is there specific skate shoes that help this sort of problem? any advise or experiences would help. Thanks

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16631 on: October 27, 2015, 06:39:48 PM »
My mom started using emojis.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16632 on: October 27, 2015, 07:05:49 PM »
Getting eyeballed(or so I think) by my neighbors during my nightly jog. I'm trying to lose my beer gut not break into your house

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16633 on: October 28, 2015, 01:11:45 AM »
Getting eyeballed(or so I think) by my neighbors during my nightly jog. I'm trying to lose my beer gut not break into your house
If they release the hounds ball your body up into the smallest form possible and protect your pecker.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16634 on: October 28, 2015, 03:58:33 AM »
My girlfriend's car was stolen today. Never saw her so sad.  :'(

Wait until she loses something that has real value.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16635 on: October 30, 2015, 12:57:38 AM »
ankle badly rolled this morning, now i have a pumpkin instead, I blame the kostons 2 i was wearing, fucking golf shoes !

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16636 on: October 30, 2015, 10:15:01 PM »
IT ALL FUN AND GAMES WHEN IT HAPPENS TO GEORGE BUT SUCKS WHEN IT HAPPENS TO YOU


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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16637 on: October 31, 2015, 10:59:02 AM »
my knee hurts since 2 days. sometimes its fine, but then it hurts that i cant even walk straight. shit sucks. wanted to skate tomorrow

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16638 on: October 31, 2015, 12:35:55 PM »
My fuckin' belt buckle broke after I landed one of my signature huge bonelesses cuz i'm a fatass. 

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16639 on: November 01, 2015, 09:48:59 PM »
Today marks the one year anniversaryo f meeting the women I fell in love with only to have my heart broken by her. Been depressed the past couple days leading up to this day because I've been remembering all the times we had. Been drinking a lot more to ease the pain too. So hate all you want Slap.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16640 on: November 02, 2015, 01:15:22 PM »
Today marks the one year anniversaryo f meeting the women I fell in love with only to have my heart broken by her. Been depressed the past couple days leading up to this day because I've been remembering all the times we had. Been drinking a lot more to ease the pain too. So hate all you want Slap.
No hate here lamf, that fucking sucks man. Seriously shitty feeling. Just remember that every year it will hurt less and less, and some day you'll find someone you love even more and who loves you back the same amount. Try not to drink too much, it might feel like it helps in the short term but you'll end up doing more harm than good. Hopefully the bad feelings pass soon, and stay safe.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16641 on: November 02, 2015, 05:32:40 PM »
Broke a board out of frustration for the first time in months today. Slammed all over the skatepark and nearly smacked my dome within the first 15 minutes of being there.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16642 on: November 02, 2015, 06:00:55 PM »
Broke a board out of frustration for the first time in months today. Slammed all over the skatepark and nearly smacked my dome within the first 15 minutes of being there.
The last time something like that happened to me, I stomped my less than a month old board so hard I bruised my heels.  I couldn't skate for two weeks.
I take everything I said back. The board hit me in the nuts for the first time ever today, because i was wearing these shits.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16643 on: November 03, 2015, 05:49:22 AM »
I get that yall fellas are pretty much on some "other shit" so yes, I will be focusin my account.

Also, doesn't look like I'm getting the chance to write a book from a jail cell in this lifetime.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16644 on: November 03, 2015, 09:13:56 AM »
Here's one. Currently getting massively cold shouldered by the only girl ive ever really had legit feelings for. She has some old(almost 40) lame idiot as a boyfriend for financial reasons I'm sure(borderline sugar daddy scenerio it seems as she thinks he's an idiot and dreads going to see him), we recently re-united chilled a couple times and there was definitely some vibes goin, now just nothing, with no explanation. I never said it but it was obvious I was steal her for myself but I guess that's not working out. fuckin lame and definetly not stoked gotta just let it go, but sad because we were having a really good time together now things just seem a bit empty and bleak

edit: just to make it a bit lamer, she was wearing of my fav chillin shirts I gave to her to crash in and she doused it with her perfume, washed it like 3 times now without wearing it tryna get rid of the smell(which now mocks me) now its just on my bed with the rest of my clean yet to be put away laundry mocking me again...
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16645 on: November 03, 2015, 10:42:36 AM »
Here's one. Currently getting massively cold shouldered by the only girl ive ever really had legit feelings for. She has some old(almost 40) lame idiot as a boyfriend for financial reasons I'm sure(borderline sugar daddy scenerio it seems as she thinks he's an idiot and dreads going to see him), we recently re-united chilled a couple times and there was definitely some vibes goin, now just nothing, with no explanation. I never said it but it was obvious I was steal her for myself but I guess that's not working out. fuckin lame and definetly not stoked gotta just let it go, but sad because we were having a really good time together now things just seem a bit empty and bleak

edit: just to make it a bit lamer, she was wearing of my fav chillin shirts I gave to her to crash in and she doused it with her perfume, washed it like 3 times now without wearing it tryna get rid of the smell(which now mocks me) now its just on my bed with the rest of my clean yet to be put away laundry mocking me again...


put it on and throw a sweat shirt on over it and go skate. you should be able to stink up whatever smell she left on it.


bummed that rusty focused. regardless of his sudden change in attitude around here, i still looked at him as a nice guy. he sent me a hand made pin for free once that ive got on my backpack.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16646 on: November 03, 2015, 11:50:53 AM »

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16647 on: November 03, 2015, 12:46:56 PM »
All summer long I couldn't skate bcause I sprained two ligaments in my knee. I've been getting back into it over the past week or two. I went to the park today. as I was mid-rock on a quarter, some little kid on the deck was practicing kickflips and his board shot into mine as I was on the coping, I ate shit and broke my wrist.

I can't deal with this shit, let alone the bills.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16648 on: November 03, 2015, 04:28:02 PM »
Family put our dog to sleep today, maybe a half hour ago, stuck at work all day so coming home is gonna be rough

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16649 on: November 03, 2015, 04:51:02 PM »
not stoked on everyone's problems here and rusty quitting. he was the first person i met offa slap. we'll still keep in touch but i like talking on slap more than fb.
not stoked that my schizo brother is raising hell my buddy upstairs, aka my mother's tenant. her response is 'THEY BOTH' need to chill or whatever and i'm like 'how many people can he have problems w/ before you accept that it's him?
my therapist had me all ready to sign up for housing and just leave her and this 100 yr old 3 decker to rot w/ out me and the neighbor charge $40 to mow the lawn bi-monthly and anyone around gouge and he not market the place for what its worth or get solid people in [i'm responsible for the 2 floors that aren't my brother or me and my mother.
"loyalty is his only vice"
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even worse, her wetbrain response spirals into 'from now on i'll only rent to women, men are too dumb' to which i reminded her of the fat female squatter we got stuck w/ for 3 months last summer, my schizo sister who usedta smoke in bed and puke in an adjacent pizza box til she halfassed attempted suicide jumping off the front porch twice. [broken leg].
my great aunt took the plunge while i was doing time in juvie, it's not a quick death. 3 days in the hospital waiting for your ruptured organs to officially punch the clock. trust me, take drugs kids.
and the whole thing is so fucking dumb, reductivist from someone i once considered an intelligent woman to throw at a male who's brought nothing but good tenants of both sexes.
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