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« Reply #18240 on: March 23, 2017, 11:29:30 AM »
I walked deep into my fores spot, the beautiful waterfall. I placed my fuckin nug on the forest floor and that shit blended in and I couldnt find it.

I just sat there like fuck. Then walked back to the crib.

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« Reply #18241 on: March 23, 2017, 12:44:18 PM »
lol damn that does suck, good offering to the forest spirits though


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« Reply #18242 on: March 23, 2017, 01:09:22 PM »
Yes I am not angry at the forest, I respect forest, that is the nugs real home. I just smoked at the house anyway and its sunny and nice and the windows are open, a slight breeze. And the spanish channel is on so I dont really understand shit but I feel like im in a sunny forighn country.

Things are looking up

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« Reply #18243 on: March 23, 2017, 01:17:09 PM »
Yes I am not angry at the forest, I respect forest, that is the nugs real home. I just smoked at the house anyway and its sunny and nice and the windows are open, a slight breeze. And the spanish channel is on so I dont really understand shit but I feel like im in a sunny forighn country.

Things are looking up
in 02 i was on valencia [sf] and these 2 homeless men were 'parking cars' for money. in between guiding yuppies into spots one of them said 'your attitude determines your latitude' and offered me 'the street sheet'.
i declined the homeless paper but his words rang true.
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« Reply #18244 on: March 24, 2017, 12:30:14 PM »
McCain discontinued Pizza Pockets, FUCK!


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« Reply #18245 on: March 24, 2017, 12:32:29 PM »
McCain discontinued Pizza Pockets, FUCK!



Dang, that's a shame.

Still got these though
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« Reply #18246 on: March 24, 2017, 12:35:05 PM »
Pizza pops are straight trash the dough smells and they're too chewy

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« Reply #18247 on: March 24, 2017, 12:42:15 PM »
Pizza pops are straight trash the dough smells and they're too chewy

I'm not going to deny they do have an odor, but I will absolutely go to bat for them. You just gotta accept the fact you're eating garbage, embrace it.
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« Reply #18248 on: March 24, 2017, 12:53:30 PM »
my setup is so jacked right now and i hate it .. don't even like rolling around .. grip job is garbage, new wheels too slippery, rusty bearings (rip), trucks are wonky, all four wheels don't even sit flat together .. not looking forward to getting new trucks but know it's time for a xmas complete

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« Reply #18249 on: March 24, 2017, 03:28:12 PM »
McCain discontinued Pizza Pockets, FUCK!



Dang, that's a shame.

Still got these though


Gross. But they're probably the most delicious thing ever. Where's mine?
my setup is so jacked right now and i hate it .. don't even like rolling around .. grip job is garbage, new wheels too slippery, rusty bearings (rip), trucks are wonky, all four wheels don't even sit flat together .. not looking forward to getting new trucks but know it's time for a xmas complete

Treat yourself, bud.

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« Reply #18250 on: March 25, 2017, 03:47:52 AM »
Discovery shut down my favorite YouTube channel. It was a comedy/news thing. They had a live stream that I could only sadly see part of. Midway through it I realized how many jobs would be lost and began feeling the exact same way you feel when you get emotionally invested in a tv show and it ends.
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« Reply #18251 on: March 26, 2017, 07:39:49 AM »
Wendys stopped selling spicy nuggets, thanks trump

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« Reply #18252 on: March 26, 2017, 08:33:18 AM »
Wendys stopped selling spicy nuggets, thanks trump
fuck

dammit

 

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« Reply #18253 on: March 26, 2017, 10:45:14 AM »
Wendys stopped selling spicy nuggets, thanks trump

Fuck. Wendys has awesome chicken too. Wtf? Now im bummed

Anyone remember Hardee's Frisco burgers on sourdough? Fuck I miss those

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« Reply #18254 on: March 29, 2017, 02:18:57 PM »
hooked up with my ex last night, half way through I noticed I didn't feel any of the normal feelings one normally feels during the act. Not sure if it's cause she's my ex or something else going on in my head.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #18255 on: March 29, 2017, 04:58:49 PM »
Weather has been amazing this week, but I've been too busy to go skating. Now I have tomorrow off and it looks like it's gonna rain.

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« Reply #18256 on: March 30, 2017, 07:31:32 PM »
People who refer to themselves as a 'brand'.


"You HAVE TO market yourself, bro!"


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« Reply #18257 on: March 30, 2017, 08:09:29 PM »
Wendys stopped selling spicy nuggets, thanks trump
wtf

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« Reply #18258 on: March 31, 2017, 02:26:39 AM »
People who refer to themselves as a 'brand'.


"You HAVE TO market yourself, bro!"


The art-world can be a real bitch, but rent is due.

Fuck that, if your ass is good enough, other people will spread the truth.

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« Reply #18259 on: March 31, 2017, 09:20:15 AM »
Wendys stopped selling spicy nuggets, thanks trump
wtf
My friend works at one, I have proof
Nothing I do deserves more than an iphone camera.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #18260 on: April 05, 2017, 08:41:48 PM »
after eating pad thai ordered thai hot

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #18261 on: April 07, 2017, 09:44:47 AM »
the rat infestation in my shed. so fucked.

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« Reply #18262 on: April 07, 2017, 10:30:11 AM »
the rat infestation in my shed. so fucked.

Escape proof-ish the shed, drill a little hole in a wall or door, and empty a large fire extinguisher into it. Everything will be covered in powder, including the massive pile of dead rats, but it's an improvement.

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« Reply #18263 on: April 11, 2017, 02:53:31 AM »
the profile pic uploader thing stopped working for me, i dont feel like making a thread in "come here if you have problems" but im bitching about it here.
EDIT:nevermind it turns out i had to keep the original "https//" part that it auto fills out for you and put the rest of the link apart from that in after, its weird but it works for some reason.
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« Reply #18264 on: April 12, 2017, 08:41:14 AM »
the other day i heard a bunch of neighborhood kids causing a ruckus and throwing rocks in this fenced in area where maintenance equipment is kept. i went over to investigate and they said that there was a raccoon in there and it was trying to attack them. they had it trapped and from what i saw, it was hiding because it was being attacked. anyway, i told the kids to stop throwing the rocks because the raccoon was scared and it wasnt going to hurt them if they just left it alone. plus i didnt want them breaking anything in there. a few of them stopped and a few looked at me with the "fuck you, youre not my dad" look before launching a few more rocks before they moved on to throwing rocks on top of car ports which i had to yell at them for as well. anyway, i was driving past one of the dumpsters last night right by where the kids had the raccoon cornered the night before and i saw the raccoon and he had a messed up hind leg and was hobbling around trying to look for food. i have no way of knowing that the kids hurt the raccoon or not, but it really bummed me out knowing that they could have. yes, raccoons can be dicks sometimes, but that doesnt mean its fine to chase them down and pelt them with rocks. kids fucking suck sometimes. i hope comes back and bites one of the little pricks and gives them rabies.

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« Reply #18265 on: April 12, 2017, 10:46:43 AM »
Charlie Murphy passed away

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« Reply #18266 on: April 12, 2017, 02:08:19 PM »
the other day i heard a bunch of neighborhood kids causing a ruckus and throwing rocks in this fenced in area where maintenance equipment is kept. i went over to investigate and they said that there was a raccoon in there and it was trying to attack them. they had it trapped and from what i saw, it was hiding because it was being attacked. anyway, i told the kids to stop throwing the rocks because the raccoon was scared and it wasnt going to hurt them if they just left it alone. plus i didnt want them breaking anything in there. a few of them stopped and a few looked at me with the "fuck you, youre not my dad" look before launching a few more rocks before they moved on to throwing rocks on top of car ports which i had to yell at them for as well. anyway, i was driving past one of the dumpsters last night right by where the kids had the raccoon cornered the night before and i saw the raccoon and he had a messed up hind leg and was hobbling around trying to look for food. i have no way of knowing that the kids hurt the raccoon or not, but it really bummed me out knowing that they could have. yes, raccoons can be dicks sometimes, but that doesnt mean its fine to chase them down and pelt them with rocks. kids fucking suck sometimes. i hope comes back and bites one of the little pricks and gives them rabies.

damn. racoons are dope.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #18267 on: April 12, 2017, 02:20:17 PM »
the other day i heard a bunch of neighborhood kids causing a ruckus and throwing rocks in this fenced in area where maintenance equipment is kept. i went over to investigate and they said that there was a raccoon in there and it was trying to attack them. they had it trapped and from what i saw, it was hiding because it was being attacked. anyway, i told the kids to stop throwing the rocks because the raccoon was scared and it wasnt going to hurt them if they just left it alone. plus i didnt want them breaking anything in there. a few of them stopped and a few looked at me with the "fuck you, youre not my dad" look before launching a few more rocks before they moved on to throwing rocks on top of car ports which i had to yell at them for as well. anyway, i was driving past one of the dumpsters last night right by where the kids had the raccoon cornered the night before and i saw the raccoon and he had a messed up hind leg and was hobbling around trying to look for food. i have no way of knowing that the kids hurt the raccoon or not, but it really bummed me out knowing that they could have. yes, raccoons can be dicks sometimes, but that doesnt mean its fine to chase them down and pelt them with rocks. kids fucking suck sometimes. i hope comes back and bites one of the little pricks and gives them rabies.

They sound like little assholes. I bet if you kicked those kids asses, you would of made a friend for life out of the racoon


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« Reply #18268 on: April 12, 2017, 03:19:29 PM »
Tangar warned me about the burrito spot near my apartment like a year ago, and I held off... Until today. He was right. Worst burrito, worst diarrhea.
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« Reply #18269 on: April 12, 2017, 10:43:43 PM »
The anxiety and depression levels are getting worse and worse.