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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #18060 on: April 12, 2017, 03:19:29 PM »
Tangar warned me about the burrito spot near my apartment like a year ago, and I held off... Until today. He was right. Worst burrito, worst diarrhea.
you never know about pre-cum 

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #18061 on: April 12, 2017, 10:43:43 PM »
The anxiety and depression levels are getting worse and worse.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #18062 on: April 13, 2017, 08:43:28 AM »
Somebody broke into my apartment while I was sleeping today. During the fucking DAY around 1pm.. Wtf who does that

Either way I didnt wake up and I didnt loose anything. Even had a laptop that you could see from the door so I guess they heard me sleeping with the computer on (I sleep with movies or music on) and heard me snoring and decided it wasnt worth it

Wish I had fucking waken up. I got pepper spray in my bedroom and a knife aswell.  See this is why we need the second amendment in Sweden

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #18063 on: April 13, 2017, 09:22:43 AM »
Had way too much delicious spicy Indian food last night. My intestines and anus aren't happy with me today.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #18064 on: April 13, 2017, 09:36:43 AM »
The anxiety and depression levels are getting worse and worse.

Any idea of the cause? Are you on any meds?

It's not as strong as a benzo per say but 200mg of l-theanine and 500mg of magnesium Biglycinate works really good on anxiety. It won't do fuck all for depression though.

Do you have access to phenibut? That works well too but it needs to be cycled off and on be ause of tolerance, developed pretty quick

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #18065 on: April 13, 2017, 04:45:49 PM »
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the rat infestation in my shed. so fucked.
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Escape proof-ish the shed, drill a little hole in a wall or door, and empty a large fire extinguisher into it. Everything will be covered in powder, including the massive pile of dead rats, but it's an improvement.

It was pretty gnarly. They were getting all comfortable in there. They stopped eating the poison and I guess got too smart for the snap traps. I basically had to clean the whole shed out..find the nests nests and eradicate. It was super fucked. My dog found a nest and ate the babies like they were gummy bears.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #18066 on: April 13, 2017, 10:46:47 PM »
Feeling utterly unfuckable lately.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #18067 on: April 15, 2017, 05:22:06 PM »
Remy Lacroix stopped doing porn. How selfish can she be that she just decided to start a family with the man she loves and is now pregnant. What a bitch 

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #18068 on: April 15, 2017, 09:53:00 PM »
The anxiety and depression levels are getting worse and worse.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #18069 on: April 16, 2017, 06:36:14 PM »
Remy Lacroix stopped doing porn. How selfish can she be that she just decided to start a family with the man she loves and is now pregnant. What a bitch 
I feel it, goodbye to one  of the best asses in the game

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #18070 on: April 17, 2017, 06:40:32 AM »
i saw a video of a fight in detroit that ended with a guy almost being stomped to death. i seriously thought he was dead until i read an article this morning that said he is in the hospital right now. it was probably the most brutal thing ive seen that wasnt a movie.

in a way im sort of glad that i did see it. we always hear about how dangerous and violent "the bad part" of detroit is, but i dont go there, so ive never had to experience anything like that. most people just turn a blind eye all the crime and violence so they never have to experience that reality. i think one of the main reasons it actually made the news was because it happened in greektown, which is probably the most touristy and thought to be one of the safest areas of the city, and now all of us who stay in our "good areas" are getting to see how real the violence is. its a real wake up and makes me want get off my ass and try to do more things that bring good into the world.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #18071 on: April 17, 2017, 07:07:15 AM »
greektown is the crappiest street in detroit. all the worst white people from the suburbs on one block.
i had a guy i recognized shake my hand and say some dumb shit he repeats whenever i see him then i walked away, he sliced 2 people. it looked like a fistfight from a distance but when i got up close to watch the other guys were bleeding. one older guy had a slice through his eyebrow to his cheek but it skipped his eye, thank goodness.
good reaction jb, most people see some violence and they wanna avoid detroit forever.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #18072 on: April 17, 2017, 07:41:08 AM »
Remy Lacroix stopped doing porn. How selfish can she be that she just decided to start a family with the man she loves and is now pregnant. What a bitch 

Yeah, but last I heard she's training to be an EMT. It'd be rad in the worst of circumstances to find yourself getting revived by Remy in uniform.

Although she does have the effect of rendering people stiff.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #18073 on: April 17, 2017, 07:55:46 AM »
Surprised there's been no mention of what's going on in Cleveland in here yet.  Saw the video last night and it really bummed/freaked me out.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #18074 on: April 17, 2017, 08:15:08 AM »
Surprised there's been no mention of what's going on in Cleveland in here yet.  Saw the video last night and it really bummed/freaked me out.

i saw part of the video where that guy was talking in his car right before he went and killed someone, but this was after i saw the detroit video and i couldnt take another one.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #18075 on: April 17, 2017, 10:47:12 PM »
Surprised there's been no mention of what's going on in Cleveland in here yet.  Saw the video last night and it really bummed/freaked me out.

Yeah dude that video makes me feel sick.  They still havent found the guy. Its fucked up that some innocent guy dies all because some asshole was mad at his girlfriend.


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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #18076 on: April 18, 2017, 06:03:33 AM »
Started getting the flu like... 20 minutes ago. I've got the fever and throat thing already, diarrhea and muscle pain is on deck. I'm thinking about staying at work and getting everyone else sick so they know how things are done around here.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #18077 on: April 18, 2017, 07:19:24 AM »
My dog found a nest and ate the babies like they were gummy bears.

God that's gnarly. What type of dog?

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #18078 on: April 18, 2017, 11:10:31 AM »
It was beautiful and sunny all weekend now the rains back and its meant to hang around all week :(


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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #18079 on: April 18, 2017, 11:27:04 AM »
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My dog found a nest and ate the babies like they were gummy bears.
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God that's gnarly. What type of dog?

Boston Terrier. ..I started to try and stop him, but his reflexes are crazy fast and I basically had no chance.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #18080 on: April 18, 2017, 05:06:45 PM »
tissues went through my last load of washing ... fuck I hate that shit

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #18081 on: April 18, 2017, 06:43:14 PM »
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Surprised there's been no mention of what's going on in Cleveland in here yet.  Saw the video last night and it really bummed/freaked me out.
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Yeah dude that video makes me feel sick.  They still havent found the guy. Its fucked up that some innocent guy dies all because some asshole was mad at his girlfriend.
Killed himself.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #18082 on: April 18, 2017, 07:29:58 PM »
My friend brought over random people from the bars and now my wallet is gone. I went through everything in my room and reorganized it, without any luck. Replacing everything is going to be a bitch.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #18083 on: April 18, 2017, 08:03:11 PM »
A new show on Comedy Central was talking about cultural appropriation in a rap song. One line talked about skateboarders culturally appropriating rappers clothing. Fuck that, skaters made their own baggy style. Then the rap referenced rappers appropriating skaters clothing. They showed a picture of Tyler the Creator. He didn't appropriate shit, he skates you morons.
Sorry, dumb rant

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #18084 on: April 18, 2017, 08:36:08 PM »
My friend brought over random people from the bars and now my wallet is gone. I went through everything in my room and reorganized it, without any luck. Replacing everything is going to be a bitch.

at least that condom will finally get used
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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« Reply #18085 on: April 18, 2017, 09:10:30 PM »
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My friend brought over random people from the bars and now my wallet is gone. I went through everything in my room and reorganized it, without any luck. Replacing everything is going to be a bitch.
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at least that condom will finally get used
I don't keep condoms in my wallet.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #18086 on: April 19, 2017, 02:23:50 AM »
Listening to the latest JRE podcast and I got really sad. I think Eddie Bravo might have had a stroke or some kind of early onset dementia, Parkinson ?. I used to like the guy but maybe its better if he doesnt come on the show anymore

He might just be regular though . #prayforeddie

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #18087 on: April 19, 2017, 05:54:18 AM »
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The anxiety and depression levels are getting worse and worse.
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Word. Ups and downs like a rollercoaster.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #18088 on: April 19, 2017, 08:06:31 AM »
Allergies.

Spring time is otherwise a beautiful time of year, but for me it generally means swollen tonsils and relentless nasal congestion.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #18089 on: April 19, 2017, 02:59:22 PM »
Our neighbour, where my gf is the caretaker because the guy has ALS has filed for euthanesia...
Won't take long since he is already on morphine. That's going to be a hard one for the gf since she has taken care of him for several years.

She also works at a home for handicapped children, she takes care of a group of kids that were all 'hit and run' cases. Kids that were normal, got hit and are now mentally handicapped. One dude 16 years old, can't do anything anymore, was getting huge bruises. He bled out of his mouth constantly and they rushed him to,the hospital... Conclusion?: leukemia. Doctors say its so bad they already gave up on him... It's not even worth trying because he doesn't respond to the medicines...

Life is fucked sometimes...
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