Things You Are Not Stoked On

[givecigstosurfgroms]

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Tobey you are some fucking piss and vinegar man. 

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Let me know when you lose some friends or ever experienced addiction yourself and some idiot says why can't they just be like me who has a good relationship with drugs but they don't do actual drugs

   Right that makes sense, thanks for explaining.   Sorry about your friend being gone man, I haven't lost anyone yet, I def was addicted to heroin for 2 or 3 years tho.  Stupidest drug prolly.

[ImportantGuy]

I didn't mean to offend or be insensitive. I'm sorry. I realize that what I said could be understood as a "brag", but I was just stating that I'm thankful to be lucky. I have nothing to do with it. It's pure luck.

Tobey, you gotta realize that addiction and loss are universal pains. You don't get to say who's allowed to speak about them, and how.

[tobey]

I didn't mean to offend or be insensitive. I'm sorry. I realize that what I said could be understood as a "brag", but I was just stating that I'm thankful to be lucky. I have nothing to do with it. It's pure luck.

Tobey, you gotta realize that addiction and loss are universal pains. You don't get to say who's allowed to speak about them, and how.

But you didn't experience a lost? You literally were just like oh that sucks for you johnny but im so good with drugs and saying why can't everyone else be like you. The thing is though you don't do actual drugs, you just post constantly to get attention. You're a fucking idiot. Stop posting to me

[ImportantGuy]

But you didn't experience a lost? You literally were just like oh that sucks for you johnny but im so good with drugs and saying why can't everyone else be like you. The thing is though you don't do actual drugs, you just post constantly to get attention. You're a fucking idiot. Stop posting to me

Unbelievable. Yes, I've experienced loss. Yes, I've done ''actual'' drugs. Will you allow me to express myself freely without calling me a fucking idiot and a dumb fucking fuck? I offered sincere condolences which you literally skipped over. That wasn't enough. I clarified that I'm not bragging about being lucky. Luck is luck and it's out of my control. Still an asshole. I'm jumping through hoops to make things right with a stranger sitting behind a screen who claims to know me and what I've been through. I'm still trying to figure out why.

Also, if you really didn't want to deal with my all-too-frequent, attention-whoring, pseudo-philosophical bullshit dime-store-anarchist posts, all you'd have to do is click the ignore button. Yes, I post often and for attention. I want to thank you for giving me yours so generously these last two days. You must be on SLAP to not have your opinions heard? Super core.

Before umad chimes in : Yes, I'm mad, and so I lost. Fuck you Tobey. You strike me as a deeply miserable bastard. With that said, I do hope we can work this out and I will keep posting all over your face whenever I feel the need to so. 

Edit : Sorry Johnny

[Silky Johnson]

I got this gnarly ingrown hair in my nostril and it's bugging the shit out of me, can't even touch my nose without it hurting

[tobey]

Important guy if you are reading this its no big deal. This is SLAP, people talk shit. I wasn't angry at you, you just said stupid shit and I called you an idiot. Learn from it, learn that you don't have to post every thought. If you live on SLAP and actually have these people getting under your skin with dumb insults then just take a break. This shit isn't real life, its a bunch of dudes who skate (or used to) just talking dumb shit. Don't worry about reps, don't take these people seriously and just have fun

Disclaimer: I have met super rad people on here and some of us are social media friends, just ease into the pool. You don't dive head first in the shallow end

[Lobo]

ate two packs of jaffa`s with ice cream and a whole jar of fucking crunchy peanutt butter,not stoked on stomach pain!
munchies are a bitch

[givecigstosurfgroms]

ate two packs of jaffa`s with ice cream and a whole jar of fucking crunchy peanutt butter,not stoked on stomach pain!
munchies are a bitch

Jay boy was big too and surfed backdoor pipe with his fat gut.

[Silky Johnson]

I was skating an empty parking lot and this concerned citizen parked directly in front of my favorite parking block mid sesssion, slappy Sunday cut short

[Yu Dum]

One of my best friends of 10 years was murdered over the weekend. Stray bullet hit him as he and another friend of ours were leaving a club near the midtown area of Memphis.
I have yet to let it out, but it’s killing me on the inside. He didn’t deserve this shit at all.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

that sucks mate

[EXTRA SPICY]

One of my best friends of 10 years was murdered over the weekend. Stray bullet hit him as he and another friend of ours were leaving a club near the midtown area of Memphis.
I have yet to let it out, but it’s killing me on the inside. He didn’t deserve this shit at all.

Damn dude, that is some shit. Rally in happiness of his life and the good times, crack one and take a push. Condolences.


Anyone who's got their nose in the environmental news saw what was announced today. The courts are going to fight it, I'm signing petitions all over the internet. I'm headed to Utah in the spring once the weather mellows out. I'm not stoked I'm going their in haste. I'm going because if tides flow as tides flow, no one's going out there.

[shit_for_brains]

One of my best friends of 10 years was murdered over the weekend. Stray bullet hit him as he and another friend of ours were leaving a club near the midtown area of Memphis.
I have yet to let it out, but it’s killing me on the inside. He didn’t deserve this shit at all.

I'm really sorry to hear this. I had a similar experience a few years ago. I don't have any advice for you but feel all the feelings however you think you need to feel them. Not by drinking though.

[JB]

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One of my best friends of 10 years was murdered over the weekend. Stray bullet hit him as he and another friend of ours were leaving a club near the midtown area of Memphis.
I have yet to let it out, but it’s killing me on the inside. He didn’t deserve this shit at all.

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Damn dude, that is some shit. Rally in happiness of his life and the good times, crack one and take a push. Condolences.


Anyone who's got their nose in the environmental news saw what was announced today. The courts are going to fight it, I'm signing petitions all over the internet. I'm headed to Utah in the spring once the weather mellows out. I'm not stoked I'm going their in haste. I'm going because if tides flow as tides flow, no one's going out there.

this and there was news yesterday that some company wants to put what could be the country's largest coal belching steel mill in the middle of my state. they still havent fixed the water in flint and now they want to say "fuck you" to the air.

we live in a time where we have so much amazing technology and resources that we could make the world such a great place, but we never will. i dont normally get caught up in any of this shit, but i left work yesterday feeling really bummed that people in power get to do whatever the fuck they want and they never give a shit about any of the negative effects of their actions. i know its been that way forever, its just a bummer.

[layzieyez]

I got a shinner. Again. Didn't get my trick, but it's starting to make sense and I'm stoked that I might learn a completely new trick for once in a long ass time instead of trying to relearn one of the many I lost.

[lampshade]

The consulting gig I've been working is not getting funded past the new year.  Just found out today.  The client was super happy with our work, just no budget.  Completely out of the blue. 

Time to dust off the old resume.  The holidays are a terrible time to be looking for work.  People are out of the office, no one's interviewing, etc.  Got a kid coming any day now too.  So stressed.   

[DaSk8D00D]

Got on Spankbang this morning just to find out that August Ames committee suicide and died at 23 years old.

I couldn’t even get that nut off I’m all sad n shit. RIP

[Mongoloid]

Got on Spankbang this morning just to find out that August Ames committee suicide and died at 23 years old.

I couldn’t even get that nut off I’m all sad n shit. RIP

There there! I still pay tribute to Amber Rayne. I figure it’s the only proper way to pay my respects.

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good news is there's 270 new vids in the vintage category

[Silky Johnson]

Got on Spankbang this morning just to find out that August Ames committee suicide and died at 23 years old.

I couldn’t even get that nut off I’m all sad n shit. RIP

Damn man RIP to her, 23 is way too young

[tobey]

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Got on Spankbang this morning just to find out that August Ames committee suicide and died at 23 years old.

I couldn’t even get that nut off I’m all sad n shit. RIP

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Damn man RIP to her, 23 is way too young

Apparently she killed herself because people on twitter were calling her out and bullying her because she said some homophobic shit. She was cast to be in this porn but learned her costar who is a man did gay porn. So she said she didn't want to have sex with a guy who had sex with other guys for her personal health reasons. She has the right to not have sex with anyone she wants but I also read she had a lot of mental issues and during that whole time she was posting on twitter trying to defend her case but kind of came across homophobic and twitter just came at her.

[Mongoloid]

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Got on Spankbang this morning just to find out that August Ames committee suicide and died at 23 years old.

I couldn’t even get that nut off I’m all sad n shit. RIP

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Damn man RIP to her, 23 is way too young

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Apparently she killed herself because people on twitter were calling her out and bullying her because she said some homophobic shit. She was cast to be in this porn but learned her costar who is a man did gay porn. So she said she didn't want to have sex with a guy who had sex with other guys for her personal health reasons. She has the right to not have sex with anyone she wants but I also read she had a lot of mental issues and during that whole time she was posting on twitter trying to defend her case but kind of came across homophobic and twitter just came at her.

I mean I don’t know the extent to what people said to her, but I always find it hypocritical that people preach tolerance via passive aggressive bullying, and forceful opinions.

Not sure if that’s an accurate assessment of what happened, but it would be quite sad if that was the case.

Either way I feel for her, and it saddens me to imagine the dread and hopelessness she must have felt.

[shit_for_brains]

I think she overreacted.

[Mongoloid]

I think she overreacted.

Just a little bit.

*Making me regret having used my daily gnar already*

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i have so many jokes for this but don't want to be reported

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

You're already getting reported tell the jokes

[straight]

wouldn't be the first time i jacked off to a dead chick

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

I said jokes

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i knew that was coming hah

[doublesteveburger]

i knew that was coming hah

jokes left and right with you today I can't keep up