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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #19980 on: August 24, 2018, 01:25:57 AM »
got acute borreliosis. fucking ticks

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #19981 on: August 24, 2018, 11:02:39 AM »
didnt get the noseblunt pull in i wanted then rolled my ankle on a fucking slappy on the top stair of a 3 off a wood ramp

fuckin great

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #19982 on: August 27, 2018, 04:06:51 AM »
skate lurking rob has gone to that message board in the sky

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #19983 on: August 27, 2018, 05:31:38 AM »
skate lurking rob has gone to that message board in the sky
the dlx forum?

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #19984 on: August 27, 2018, 07:07:49 AM »
1 g cartridge and battery went through both the washer and dryer

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #19985 on: August 27, 2018, 08:02:53 AM »
1 g cartridge and battery went through both the washer and dryer

I feel your pain. I forgot mine in my vehicle yesterday and I lost a brand new cartridge from leaking. Cheap piece of shit
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #19986 on: August 27, 2018, 07:34:42 PM »
Saw Slayer last night. It was sad. I drank 10 beers and ate a carne asada burrito the size of my forearm at midnight. My butthole has never felt this raw.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #19987 on: August 28, 2018, 03:13:47 PM »
skaters ignoring other skaters on the street. especially in a small scene. just fucking say wassup guy, there aren't that many of us.

rich idiots with 'important' jobs who have no critical thinking skills.

people who can't skate transition and won't try

paying for gas

people who drive like assholes. crazy fast or stupid slow.

getting yelled at by people for skating

having people give you unsolicited advice, especially in the context of refusing you something, like a job.

people who don't like cats

losing things you just put down

pastors and priests

gastritis

how skateboarding fucks your body up

loud people in bars


I started getting a lot better when I went back to college and started taking a lot of math classes when I was 31.

I figured out how to figure things out better, if that makes sense.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #19988 on: August 28, 2018, 08:07:43 PM »
Walked up on some piece of shit breaking in to my car. Busted the driver side back cargo window. Yelled “hey” and he got into a brand new Audi SUV and took off. Couldn’t get a pic of the plate. So long deductible.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #19989 on: August 29, 2018, 04:19:17 AM »
Been stuck living in a foreign country for the last 3 years, one of those really nationalist right wing EU ones. No one wants to employ a foreigner even if you are more qualified than a local. Worked in a advertising agency for 8 months and they took advantage of me and basically worked me until i had a burn out. I had to leave that job because it was giving me crippling anxiety. I've been unemployed since last year September.

I don't have any real friends over here to hang out with and the only company i have nowadays are my cats.

I spend most of my days feeling like shit and not wanting to go out even if the weather is great. You only see sunshine here about one month out of the year.

I skate by myself 99% of the time.

It sucks feeling worse about your life as you get older.


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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #19990 on: August 29, 2018, 08:00:02 AM »
Been stuck living in a foreign country for the last 3 years, one of those really nationalist right wing EU ones. No one wants to employ a foreigner even if you are more qualified than a local. Worked in a advertising agency for 8 months and they took advantage of me and basically worked me until i had a burn out. I had to leave that job because it was giving me crippling anxiety. I've been unemployed since last year September.

I don't have any real friends over here to hang out with and the only company i have nowadays are my cats.

I spend most of my days feeling like shit and not wanting to go out even if the weather is great. You only see sunshine here about one month out of the year.

I skate by myself 99% of the time.

It sucks feeling worse about your life as you get older.

how are you stuck in that foreign country? you don't seem to have anything tieing you down? leave for a better place

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #19991 on: August 29, 2018, 08:01:11 AM »
the amount of good weather left in the year vs how much longer my ankle has to heal

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #19992 on: August 29, 2018, 02:58:31 PM »
My balls ache

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #19993 on: August 29, 2018, 03:06:00 PM »
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #19994 on: August 30, 2018, 08:27:39 PM »
bought a deck today and the kid at the shop said straight fac-ed 'danny way killed a gay guy w/ a brick'.
like it's funny on here 'danny way' oh yeah 'brick photo' but what if there's real life ramifications?
slap is like that pizzagate bullshit and people who aren't on here all the time just get some of our running gags or whatever and run w/ it.
fuck around and get someone hurt or fired but can't be arsed to help uncle fred pay uncle sam.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #19995 on: August 31, 2018, 01:13:20 AM »
bought a deck today and the kid at the shop said straight fac-ed 'danny way killed a gay guy w/ a brick'.
like it's funny on here 'danny way' oh yeah 'brick photo' but what if there's real life ramifications?
slap is like that pizzagate bullshit and people who aren't on here all the time just get some of our running gags or whatever and run w/ it.
fuck around and get someone hurt or fired but can't be arsed to help uncle fred pay uncle sam.

My guess would be that you´d be stoked on the real life ramifications...because and I quote you "i like chaos and anything that keeps yuppies scared, hurr durr!"

I´m not stoked on that.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #19996 on: August 31, 2018, 07:55:01 AM »
yeah, i guess like car accidents where nobody gets hurt or bonfires in the street or bombing hills, maybe slamming. that's good chaos.
drive by's aren't funny when people get hit. but just wildness of the city, i've always dug that energy.
i think it's great that people can put down their phones long enough to shoot at each other. there's still some hope for society but just like NIMBY.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #19997 on: August 31, 2018, 10:21:19 AM »
Holy fuck people in montreal cannot drive.

I've never seen so many accidents and near misses
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #19998 on: September 06, 2018, 12:08:04 PM »
R.I.P. Burt Reynolds
https://news.avclub.com/r-i-p-burt-reynolds-1828863972

www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7JrJkjUo74&has_verified=1

This oral history of Boogie Nights is great, especially the parts about Reynolds trying to kick Paul Thomas Anderson's ass:
Burt got so frustrated he pulled Paul outside into the backyard and started yelling at him, like a father, you know? “You fuckin’ little punk kid, don’t tell me what to do. You let all the other actors do free takes and you’re not letting me do any.”
http://grantland.com/features/boogie-nights/

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #19999 on: September 06, 2018, 12:53:54 PM »
this happened not landing a 3 flip. weirdest shit. they weren't even a year old

even the steven

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20000 on: September 06, 2018, 01:23:58 PM »
this happened not landing a 3 flip. weirdest shit. they weren't even a year old



That's a manufacturer's defect if I've ever seen one. Send that shit back.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20001 on: September 06, 2018, 02:38:09 PM »
it thunderstormed during class today and all my apartment windows were open. now it stinks in here and my roommate guinea pig's wigging out
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20002 on: September 06, 2018, 05:23:54 PM »
RIP Burt Reynolds :-[

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20003 on: September 06, 2018, 07:53:28 PM »
it thunderstormed during class today and all my apartment windows were open. now it stinks in here and my roommate guinea pig's wigging out

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20004 on: September 07, 2018, 02:02:34 PM »
rip mac miller

soundtrack to 2011/2012

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20005 on: September 08, 2018, 07:49:23 AM »
I got stood up for a date I was pretty excited for

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20006 on: September 08, 2018, 08:33:51 AM »
 broken rib from skating. 
"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20007 on: September 08, 2018, 05:59:16 PM »

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20008 on: September 09, 2018, 05:41:40 PM »
stepped on one of those pins they put in dress shirts. it went all the way through my shoe and jabbed my foot. I'm wondering how the hell that could have happened. was it sticking vertically out of the ground? and I'm thinking about all the weird diseases I might have gotten 'cause I'm paranoid like that.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20009 on: September 09, 2018, 08:52:46 PM »
stepped on one of those pins they put in dress shirts. it went all the way through my shoe and jabbed my foot. I'm wondering how the hell that could have happened. was it sticking vertically out of the ground? and I'm thinking about all the weird diseases I might have gotten 'cause I'm paranoid like that.

I stepped on a belt buckle once and it went halfway through my foot. That shit sucked so fucking bad. Keep it clean! I had to purge the blood out every morning in the shower.