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Things You Are Not Stoked On
« on: April 23, 2008, 02:35:02 PM »
Went to check out a room after work...

a) Buddy wasn't even there.

b) Place was a bigger dump then my current house.

c) there was another dude there to check it out, which is disrespectful to both of us

d) the neighbor lady who tried knocking at the landlord's door for us seemed overly stoked to be moving out of the neighborhood.

She gave me his number to call but I thought fuck this shit and bailed.


edit*  OH MY FUCKING GOD

I just got an email from the vaporizer dealer saying he STILL hasn't received my money. Even though Paypal told me it finally cleared on MONDAY. Someone is fucking with me and I'm fucking pissed. At first it was like "oh I can wait an extra week, it'll be that much better when I get it"... well it's beyond that point now!! Now I'm just gonna be fuckin mad regardless because it took way too long!
« Last Edit: April 23, 2008, 03:38:05 PM by Kev. »

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2008, 02:40:26 PM »
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2008, 03:49:20 PM »
This thread coming back from the grave even though the other one is back too.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2008, 04:26:01 PM »
this is now the official 'post a picture of your favorite animal' thread

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2008, 04:38:57 PM »
The only animal that matters

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2008, 04:45:36 PM »
^ so Perfection gets banned yet we still have to endure swarms of generic bitches trying to fit in
Not to toot my own horn but Dyrdek was NEVER on my level and never will be.
I aint got no love for you bitches.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2008, 05:06:17 PM »
this is now the official 'post a picture of your favorite animal' thread


This shits getting old.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2008, 05:07:35 PM »
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this is now the official 'post a picture of your favorite animal' thread

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This shits getting old.
exactly what i was thinking

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2008, 07:46:07 PM »
the other things you are not stoked on thread not working.

last week i found this place that was dug out with some very nice ditch potential. today i went back, covered completely with rocks.

my spanish teacher being a shitass.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2008, 08:03:46 PM »

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2008, 08:10:36 PM »
dude, why didn't you just get a silver surfer like i told you too :P

get it directly from them, best one on the market besides the volcano... regretting it, huh.
:) I must have been tripping last night

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2008, 08:10:44 PM »
Whats the deal with this kev?

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2008, 08:15:37 PM »
im assuming he got really stoned, thought he was posting in the things you are not stoked on thread, and accidentally created a new topic.

and thus... it is now fact.
:) I must have been tripping last night

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2008, 09:41:09 PM »
wake and bacon would assume that

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2008, 04:42:55 AM »
shit the other not stoked thread isnt working.

broke my board last night, got like 4 hours of sleep, and the forecast calls for rain this weekend.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #16 on: April 24, 2008, 05:17:46 AM »
im assuming he got really stoned, thought he was posting in the things you are not stoked on thread, and accidentally created a new topic.

and thus... it is now fact.

I made this thread because I'm unable to open or post in the original Not Stoked thread.

It would've taken just as long with the SSV because it's made by the same company.  It's Paypal that takes forever to clear echeques.  The one I got is actually made with the same components, sort of like the SSV's cheaper little brother, but equally gnarly.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #17 on: April 24, 2008, 03:49:26 PM »
The original not stoked thread still isn't working for me.

Today has fucking SUCKED. At the end of my workday I got slammed with a ton of shit that I'll have to do tomorrow morning. The weather was terrible biking to and from work. When I got home I was expecting a few emails regarding apartments, they either weren't there, or were telling me the opposite of what I was hoping.

I ordered a bunch of stuff nearly two weeks ago, and the Echeque hasn't even cleared yet! Oh, and here's the icing on the cake..

Last night at midnight I went downstairs to tell my roomie and his buddy to turn it down because I was trying to sleep. As a funny revenge, he decides to put his dirty earplugs on the stair post by room. So I throw them in his bathroom sink figuring he'll think "fair is fair" and just drop it. But no... he barges into my room, shouting and stomping his feet! Spazzing the fuck out and demanding I go remove them!..

Now normally I'd tell him to fuck off, but he's twice my size and he was either gonna fuck me up or do something drastic (like calling the popo's about my stash). So I just said Whatever and picked them out with his kleenex. We've never seriously argued, how fucking awkward, that dick. Man, I hope I get a reply back ASAP and can move out next week.

Anyway, that was my shitty day.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #18 on: April 24, 2008, 03:53:54 PM »
my girlfriend for the past few/next few days until finals are over and she isnt stressing.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #19 on: April 24, 2008, 03:55:17 PM »
Did I mention the crybaby in my story is fuckin 32 years old?

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #20 on: April 25, 2008, 12:36:28 AM »
jesus you're 32?

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21 on: April 25, 2008, 06:07:59 AM »
I guess his roomate is !?

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #22 on: April 25, 2008, 10:45:27 AM »
I FUCKIN HATE IT when incompetent assholes can't get my lunch order right. 
actually, when anyone screws up my order, period!
i ordered one thing and they gave me something totally different, so when i called back and told them they made a mistake, the lady actually said "whats the big deal, just eat it."  its like look you dumb bitch, i ordered what i ordered because thats what i wanted to eat, i'm not eating what you felt like giving me. 
why is this so hard for people in the food industry to get shit straight?, those monkeys they got on TV can do a better job than some of the idiots out there.  >:( >:( >:(

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #23 on: April 25, 2008, 03:28:43 PM »
i havent found time to make it out to the skateshop and get a new deck.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #24 on: April 25, 2008, 03:32:33 PM »
this girl has been sort of stalking me for like 3 years.

after i graduated high school i thought i shook her but im seeing her everywhere lately and its creepy

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25 on: April 25, 2008, 03:39:28 PM »
this girl has been sort of stalking me for like 3 years.

after i graduated high school i thought i shook her but im seeing her everywhere lately and its creepy
Move.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #26 on: April 25, 2008, 03:49:39 PM »
I almost want to fight her.

i dont really think of her as a girl anymore...

shes just a creature of some sort

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #27 on: April 25, 2008, 03:50:28 PM »
I almost want to fight her.

i dont really think of her as a girl anymore...

shes just a creature of some sort
Pepper spray

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #28 on: April 25, 2008, 03:53:59 PM »
hahaha



id really just like to take her to Home Depot and put her head through some drywall

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #29 on: April 25, 2008, 04:46:13 PM »
the lady actually said "whats the big deal, just eat it."

Stories like this absolutely enrage me.  I would've flipped.  Or just demanded to see the manager, then told him that if he didn't make a good offer, I would tell everyone I know terrible things so they never eat there again.