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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #60 on: April 27, 2008, 08:32:00 PM »
Rev. Wright is back on TV yappin his mouth. Now I'm gonna see clips of this (probably taken out of context) on the news for the next 3 weeks. Can't this dude just shut up till November?! He'll be the sole reason that Barack Obama's going to fail in this election.

i just watched some of that on CNN.  He's seriously blowing it for everyone.


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« Reply #61 on: April 27, 2008, 09:33:14 PM »
i still get zits...

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« Reply #62 on: April 27, 2008, 09:34:19 PM »
My women skills have hit a all time low.

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« Reply #63 on: April 27, 2008, 10:14:33 PM »
My relationship has hit a all time low.

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« Reply #64 on: April 27, 2008, 11:51:50 PM »
today while trying to take a picture of a dead baby bird on my phone I accidentily stepped on a different dead baby bird and it popped like a little baloon and shit(which smelled real bad) and guts came out of it and I felt terrible and crazy for about ten minutes........I am in no way religious but I sort of started praying for it or apologizing and these other birds in a nest nearby started screaming really loud......it sort of fucked my whole day up


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« Reply #65 on: April 28, 2008, 12:07:21 AM »
mind games wes.  not stoked on unfortunate shit like that happening all the time.

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« Reply #66 on: April 28, 2008, 12:09:20 AM »
My body is really sore, and I'm sunburnt... surprisingly that's it.


Oh, and work tomorrow.

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« Reply #67 on: April 28, 2008, 09:10:31 AM »
work tomorrow.
I didn't realize last night how much I wasn't stoked...



It's fucking pouring outside and I have to walk to work.
I NEED A FUCKING CAR!

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« Reply #68 on: April 28, 2008, 03:19:00 PM »
its pouring and i wanted to skate really badly today after being in the studio all weekend. bummin on a dude. got in trouble at work. and one of my best friends is pregnant.

we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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« Reply #69 on: April 28, 2008, 04:28:02 PM »
My headache has its own heartbeat.

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« Reply #71 on: April 28, 2008, 05:04:03 PM »
Thats gross.
















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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #72 on: April 28, 2008, 05:29:43 PM »
So many people busting a nut of GTAIV.  My roommate has been watching trailers all day and is going to the store at midnight to get thefucking thing.  I won't be sleeping tonight, i guess, faggot.

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« Reply #73 on: April 28, 2008, 07:11:08 PM »
Proof that god does not exist:
http://www.asssmoothie.com/tour/?nats=MjM6NTo2,0,0,0,0


I've seen one of those vids before. Its gross and hot at the same time. What won't girls do these days?

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« Reply #74 on: April 28, 2008, 07:27:19 PM »
I was positive someone was going into my bathroom locker and using my mouthwash without asking because I never really used it and it was pretty low.  In a fit of revenge I pissed in it.  It hasn't gone down since... now I can't use my mouthwash.

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« Reply #75 on: April 28, 2008, 07:39:47 PM »
So many people busting a nut of GTAIV.  My roommate has been watching trailers all day and is going to the store at midnight to get thefucking thing.  I won't be sleeping tonight, i guess, faggot.

Same fucking thing here!

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« Reply #76 on: April 28, 2008, 09:35:45 PM »
got called into the principals office, asked if i drank, smoked, or taken pills
had to do the walk in a straight line and other test bullshit and got my backpack checked

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« Reply #77 on: April 28, 2008, 09:40:53 PM »
got called into the principals office, asked if i drank, smoked, or taken pills
had to do the walk in a straight line and other test bullshit and got my backpack checked

hA, those things suck
i remmeber once when i got searched i knew they were gonna do it and i had some e on me so i cuffed my pants up and put them in my cuff, if that makes sense
then i had to do all these nonsense tests and thes weird test where i had to squeeze the wrists of the nurse. i still dont know what was up with that, did you thave to do one of those too?
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« Reply #78 on: April 28, 2008, 09:43:03 PM »
got called into the principals office, asked if i drank, smoked, or taken pills
had to do the walk in a straight line and other test bullshit and got my backpack checked

hA, those things suck
i remmeber once when i got searched i knew they were gonna do it and i had some e on me so i cuffed my pants up and put them in my cuff, if that makes sense
then i had to do all these nonsense tests and thes weird test where i had to squeeze the wrists of the nurse. i still dont know what was up with that, did you thave to do one of those too?
yeah they asked me what the date was, finger on the nose thing, and then i had to follow her finger and touch it

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #79 on: April 28, 2008, 09:51:47 PM »
squeezing the wrist is to see if your hands are clamy, and shaky
« Last Edit: April 28, 2008, 10:06:06 PM by Lance »
Anyone else notice that Tony Parker is the Gino of basketball?

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« Reply #80 on: April 28, 2008, 11:49:41 PM »
i wish i could have told you goodbye bike, but you were gone when i came out of the grocery store. i already miss you.

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« Reply #81 on: April 29, 2008, 12:08:48 AM »
i have a 3 page paper and a poster due today at 6 pm and i haven't started either. sleeping is not an option. never back down.

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« Reply #82 on: April 29, 2008, 06:09:18 AM »
i got a message saying 'unnatural termination' when i tried to use my dvd burner this morning. such bullshit.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #83 on: April 29, 2008, 07:01:27 AM »
Retards who have those backpacks with wheels on em, draggin em around all day like they're jet set superstars.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #84 on: April 29, 2008, 08:06:18 AM »
People who appear to have fully functioning legs who take the elevator at work up one floor.
Forever old



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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #85 on: April 29, 2008, 08:30:25 AM »
i wish i could have told you goodbye bike, but you were gone when i came out of the grocery store. i already miss you.

I'm... so sorry for your loss.

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« Reply #86 on: April 29, 2008, 01:43:41 PM »
Oh yea, and also.. so my friend that was away comes back to his home to find out that his guitar, one that he cherishes more then anything in the world, and pretty much his only possession he gives to shits about, was smashed by his completely mental room mate in a drunken rage. All this happened while he went home to visit his parents. He probably won't be able to afford on again. I feel really fucking bad for the dude.. oh and he came in on his best bud and his chick making out too. Not a good day for him.

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« Reply #87 on: April 29, 2008, 02:31:19 PM »
I'm sorry, but, LOLOLOLOLOL.  He got served that day.  No but really, I feel bad.  I hope he gets some type of compensation for his losses.  I'm real sorry to hear about Kilgore's bike too.. mine is how I get everywhere.  A lock is def worth the 10 dollar investment.

But enough about you guys...  I WANT MY VAPORIZER RIGHT NOW.

By the time I finally get the package I ordered over two weeks ago, it will have been nearly a MONTH I'm waiting. A fucking month! For a "fast and secure instant transaction"?!  Fuck Paypal and fuck Canada Post.

Oh, and not finding a place for May/having to pay for another month's rent in this hell hole grinds my gears too.


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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #88 on: April 29, 2008, 04:56:38 PM »
i have a 3 page paper and a poster due today at 6 pm and i haven't started either. sleeping is not an option. never back down.
finished it within mere minutes of class.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #89 on: April 29, 2008, 06:09:40 PM »
I just learned that trying to land 90 on a gap isn't as fun as it looks when andrew reynolds does it.

Just because your skateboarding for a few minutes you shouldn't try something you can't do when you've been skating all day.

My friend just told me he is moving to Scottsdale, Arizona.