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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #780 on: June 03, 2008, 07:20:27 AM »
my new job, but it will be sick eventually

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« Reply #781 on: June 03, 2008, 09:59:10 AM »
broke my fucking big toe yesterday, now the entire thing is a deep shade of purple with yellowish-green accents.  hurts like fuck and it's going to be a challenge trying to go into work.  plus no skating for awhile, and the weather is amazing.  shitttttty.

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« Reply #782 on: June 03, 2008, 10:04:27 AM »
So over being in school.  Also getting out mid way through june fucking sucks.

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« Reply #783 on: June 03, 2008, 12:16:54 PM »
The online health class I'm taking, this shit is probably 10x harder than just doing it in school.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #784 on: June 03, 2008, 12:50:16 PM »
Certain health care professionals giving you the run around because you don't have insurance.

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« Reply #785 on: June 03, 2008, 05:13:35 PM »
Latest Member: RANDOM SEINFELD QUOTE

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #786 on: June 03, 2008, 05:15:34 PM »
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yeah this guy better be funny.
i've been trying to make this fake account now for a while but apparently it's really hard to make a fake account
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« Reply #787 on: June 03, 2008, 05:33:28 PM »
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yeah this guy better be funny.
i've been trying to make this fake account now for a while but apparently it's really hard to make a fake account
I hear you on that, I've been trying for so long now; Twitch must have been too busy researching 1000 ways to refer to masturbation.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #788 on: June 03, 2008, 08:00:56 PM »
Today when I was wiping, there was blood on the paper.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #789 on: June 03, 2008, 09:28:41 PM »
Today when I was wiping, there was blood on the paper.

it doesnt happen everyday...but it happens to me a lot more than i'd like.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #790 on: June 03, 2008, 09:33:42 PM »
do you look at the paper after you wipe?
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #791 on: June 04, 2008, 12:27:07 AM »


wow

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #792 on: June 04, 2008, 12:40:55 AM »
i'm speechless. fuck. i really don't know.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #793 on: June 04, 2008, 09:41:52 AM »
yeah....what.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #794 on: June 04, 2008, 09:57:42 AM »


This happens at work every 30-45 minutes.


Ive only been here for 1 day, im gonna lose my marbles.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #795 on: June 04, 2008, 10:00:05 AM »
do you look at the paper after you wipe?


don't you?


so its been raining here for 4 days in a row. my weekend washing is still attempting to dry outside, and I only had an old pair of undies in the drawer today.  This isn't the got-holes-in-it-but-wearable old, more like old as in I last wore them 3 years ago.  Not stoked on nut pain post uni today



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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #796 on: June 04, 2008, 10:04:28 AM »


wow

looks like a funeral with a very extravagently decorated coffin? but it looks small maybe for a small child or even possibly an animal, bad resolution though so cant tell

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #797 on: June 04, 2008, 10:23:05 AM »
Dude, check the ICP logos on the coffin.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #798 on: June 04, 2008, 10:30:00 AM »
That's the fate of all jugaboos.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #799 on: June 04, 2008, 10:33:21 AM »
So part of my job this summer is making fake myspace accounts and sending messages to hundreds of people a day talking about what a 'great' artist Bryan Adams is.

This was the most recent response

"Yeah, Bryan Adams is one of my favorite singers. His voice is soo amazing in that distinct sexy way that it gets under your skin and makes you want to sway back and forth with your eyes closed and a stupid smile on your face. I just love it"

I burst out laughing at work then promptly sent back this:

"Awesome! Glad I found someone else who loves his music as much as I do. Keep me informed on any new info about albums, concerts or signings of him and i'll do the same for you, also if you have other friends who like him please refer them to me.
Thanks Leah!"


My job is full of lies...

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #800 on: June 04, 2008, 12:22:03 PM »
dave matthews band sucks
i feel as if i always clog my toilet

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #801 on: June 04, 2008, 12:34:39 PM »
waiting around for UPS all day.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #802 on: June 04, 2008, 12:44:31 PM »
i have to call Sallie Mae to settle all my student loan bullshit. ive seriously been avoiding this call for sometime now, but since its raining today, i think i might just do it. i HATE talking to these people. fuck. wish me luck.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #803 on: June 04, 2008, 01:24:44 PM »
Both toilets in my house are semi broken. The main one is rigged up with two ten pound weights and a folded up beer cap to prevent the water from running. It always smells like pee because nobody feels like taking the weights off to fill the toilet with water and pisses on piss. I've lived here for almost 3 years, and can't wait to move somewhere where I'm not ashamed to bring girls. But still beats the fuck out of living at home.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #804 on: June 04, 2008, 01:30:10 PM »
call that ugly pale horse-mouthed girl that you knew in high school and have her come work stunt doubling for your toilet.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #805 on: June 04, 2008, 01:34:00 PM »
i have to call Sallie Mae to settle all my student loan bullshit. ive seriously been avoiding this call for sometime now, but since its raining today, i think i might just do it. i HATE talking to these people. fuck. wish me luck.

shit, i'm dreading this too...i've been ducking Sallie Mae for about 2 years now...

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #806 on: June 04, 2008, 06:49:54 PM »
my apartment complex decided to put up party flags around the edge of every roof here. that's cool....but the goddamn wind blowing these flags make up the most annoying noise ever. i feel like birds are mating out side my window or something. how do i sleep?

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #807 on: June 04, 2008, 07:27:21 PM »
cleaning out a basement today in this house i'm helping remodel. the dude died 8 months ago, and the power was off. for 6 weeksl.  i opened a freezer that was full of food, the stench was other worldly.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #808 on: June 04, 2008, 10:06:06 PM »
i got rejected from art school and my friend that i basically did his portfolio for him got accepted. i was one of the only people who was doing something different in the art classes that i already took, and i dont understand why i didnt get in. now i have to take shitty courses and memorize shit and have exams even though im terrible at that.

 i just got a real shitty haircut that makes me look like an asshole.

 my fucked up friend gave me 300 bucks and used 2000 bucks in a couple of days a week ago. i was saving this money for when i go back to canada. hes asking for 200 bucks back now because he got in trouble from his parents and has to live on his own. i told him i already used it but i dont know whats going to happen. i dont feel like working any more shitty one day jobs here after 2 jobs  i did already.

 cant sleep. what the fuck is this sudden shittiness.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #809 on: June 05, 2008, 12:25:49 AM »
i always have all this lint in my belly button whenever i take off my shirt. like always.
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