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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25200 on: September 19, 2018, 03:31:56 PM »
...I think a homie like broke up with me today lol.

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« Reply #25201 on: September 19, 2018, 03:44:22 PM »
Check out this goofy Ipath hat from like 2003, that I just found while unpacking some stuff:

I used to wear it in middle school and try to bone out my shitty ollies, thinking I looked just like Kenny Reed skating. I still kinda like the colors though.

Also, my cat got himself stuck in a 7-11 bag, and I had to rescue him.
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25202 on: September 19, 2018, 07:47:00 PM »
that's a great fuckin kitty

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« Reply #25203 on: September 19, 2018, 08:05:17 PM »
Yeah, I'm always telling him how handsome he is. He's named Gino, but after my grandfather, not the skater.

I'm not sure if it's possible to embed Twitter stuff on here, but this video is hilarious.
https://twitter.com/Salute_DeezNutz/status/1040141792635768832
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25204 on: September 20, 2018, 06:27:58 AM »
...I think a homie like broke up with me today lol.
Homie like friend or homie like sychophant?  I'm assuming you guys are having a falling out and your take on it is he's acting like a woman.  I dunno what the case is but it can be good to at least try to see people's side.  Or not sometimes ha.
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25205 on: September 20, 2018, 11:20:53 AM »
...I think a homie like broke up with me today lol.
Homie like friend or homie like sychophant?  I'm assuming you guys are having a falling out and your take on it is he's acting like a woman.  I dunno what the case is but it can be good to at least try to see people's side.  Or not sometimes ha.


Thank you for indulging me.

We have been friends for over a decade. Five or six years ago he started to develop a pretty gnarly pain pill habit. He's been off and on ever since (more on than off), and we would skate a lot any time he was trying to get clean. He basically stopped being friends with all our old homies during that time. He would like get really aggro and tell people off, call them snakes and shit. So recently it seemed like his only friends were me, his girl, and his skeezy drug dealer homie. He had been skating a lot over the last month or so, but he'd been getting increasingly erratic. He was like always losing his shit, trying to start fights at the skatepark, on busses, whatever. I would try to calm him down and get his back. I dunno, it was starting to get really disruptive. He also seemed to become really racist when he was withdrawing, which is unrelated, but a bummer nonetheless.

Anyway, I hadn't heard from him in a few days, so I tried to hit him up to skate. He said later in the evening. I said it would be dark then. He told me to forget it. I figured he was having a bad day or whatever, but the next day he sends me these texts (verbatim for effect):
yo (shireflip)
I was thinking dog
That you are a bej
And you should find someone else to skate with
ya unhappy bitch
Have fun with your Amazonian queen
Pussy ass bitch

These were sent over about 6-7 minutes lol. To give some clarification on the Amazonian queen bit, my girl has put on weight since we started dating. I have acknowledged this, and the truth is, if you've taken down a number of big girls in your time (I have), you kind of become comfortable with what you're into, so I wasn't actually offended by the comment. I was also a bit perplexed to be called unhappy, so I chalked it up to the dude projecting. I responded:

LOL Oh snap.
You alright?

He responded:

See  you around.

I responded:
Well, sucks to know you feel that way. Later.

That's what I mean by a break up. It felt like homie sent me a break up text. I guess that's what hurt the most. The fool didn't even call. LOL

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25206 on: September 20, 2018, 11:54:59 AM »

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« Reply #25207 on: September 20, 2018, 12:02:36 PM »
...I think a homie like broke up with me today lol.
Homie like friend or homie like sychophant?  I'm assuming you guys are having a falling out and your take on it is he's acting like a woman.  I dunno what the case is but it can be good to at least try to see people's side.  Or not sometimes ha.

Thank you for indulging me.

We have been friends for over a decade. Five or six years ago he started to develop a pretty gnarly pain pill habit. He's been off and on ever since (more on than off), and we would skate a lot any time he was trying to get clean. He basically stopped being friends with all our old homies during that time. He would like get really aggro and tell people off, call them snakes and shit. So recently it seemed like his only friends were me, his girl, and his skeezy drug dealer homie. He had been skating a lot over the last month or so, but he'd been getting increasingly erratic. He was like always losing his shit, trying to start fights at the skatepark, on busses, whatever. I would try to calm him down and get his back. I dunno, it was starting to get really disruptive. He also seemed to become really racist when he was withdrawing, which is unrelated, but a bummer nonetheless.

Anyway, I hadn't heard from him in a few days, so I tried to hit him up to skate. He said later in the evening. I said it would be dark then. He told me to forget it. I figured he was having a bad day or whatever, but the next day he sends me these texts (verbatim for effect):
yo (shireflip)
I was thinking dog
That you are a bej
And you should find someone else to skate with
ya unhappy bitch
Have fun with your Amazonian queen
Pussy ass bitch

These were sent over about 6-7 minutes lol. To give some clarification on the Amazonian queen bit, my girl has put on weight since we started dating. I have acknowledged this, and the truth is, if you've taken down a number of big girls in your time (I have), you kind of become comfortable with what you're into, so I wasn't actually offended by the comment. I was also a bit perplexed to be called unhappy, so I chalked it up to the dude projecting. I responded:

LOL Oh snap.
You alright?

He responded:

See  you around.

I responded:
Well, sucks to know you feel that way. Later.

That's what I mean by a break up. It felt like homie sent me a break up text. I guess that's what hurt the most. The fool didn't even call. LOL

he did you a favor.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25208 on: September 20, 2018, 01:40:43 PM »
...I think a homie like broke up with me today lol.
Homie like friend or homie like sychophant?  I'm assuming you guys are having a falling out and your take on it is he's acting like a woman.  I dunno what the case is but it can be good to at least try to see people's side.  Or not sometimes ha.

Thank you for indulging me.

We have been friends for over a decade. Five or six years ago he started to develop a pretty gnarly pain pill habit. He's been off and on ever since (more on than off), and we would skate a lot any time he was trying to get clean. He basically stopped being friends with all our old homies during that time. He would like get really aggro and tell people off, call them snakes and shit. So recently it seemed like his only friends were me, his girl, and his skeezy drug dealer homie. He had been skating a lot over the last month or so, but he'd been getting increasingly erratic. He was like always losing his shit, trying to start fights at the skatepark, on busses, whatever. I would try to calm him down and get his back. I dunno, it was starting to get really disruptive. He also seemed to become really racist when he was withdrawing, which is unrelated, but a bummer nonetheless.

Anyway, I hadn't heard from him in a few days, so I tried to hit him up to skate. He said later in the evening. I said it would be dark then. He told me to forget it. I figured he was having a bad day or whatever, but the next day he sends me these texts (verbatim for effect):
yo (shireflip)
I was thinking dog
That you are a bej
And you should find someone else to skate with
ya unhappy bitch
Have fun with your Amazonian queen
Pussy ass bitch

These were sent over about 6-7 minutes lol. To give some clarification on the Amazonian queen bit, my girl has put on weight since we started dating. I have acknowledged this, and the truth is, if you've taken down a number of big girls in your time (I have), you kind of become comfortable with what you're into, so I wasn't actually offended by the comment. I was also a bit perplexed to be called unhappy, so I chalked it up to the dude projecting. I responded:

LOL Oh snap.
You alright?

He responded:

See  you around.

I responded:
Well, sucks to know you feel that way. Later.

That's what I mean by a break up. It felt like homie sent me a break up text. I guess that's what hurt the most. The fool didn't even call. LOL

he did you a favor.
  Wells thanks shireflip, also your explanation combined with crailfishes post is philosophically a complete circle imo.
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25209 on: September 20, 2018, 02:45:25 PM »
LOL many thanks.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25210 on: September 20, 2018, 09:22:34 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25211 on: September 21, 2018, 12:16:43 PM »
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25212 on: September 21, 2018, 04:04:16 PM »

Be sure to watch to the end.
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25213 on: September 21, 2018, 04:14:21 PM »
Well, he is a member of the party of family values.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25214 on: September 22, 2018, 05:13:28 PM »
Brill showing up smirking at the end of that ad is so goddamn funny.

This guy's videos are great:
https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV







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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25215 on: September 23, 2018, 02:35:37 AM »
...I think a homie like broke up with me today lol.
Homie like friend or homie like sychophant?  I'm assuming you guys are having a falling out and your take on it is he's acting like a woman.  I dunno what the case is but it can be good to at least try to see people's side.  Or not sometimes ha.

Thank you for indulging me.

We have been friends for over a decade. Five or six years ago he started to develop a pretty gnarly pain pill habit. He's been off and on ever since (more on than off), and we would skate a lot any time he was trying to get clean. He basically stopped being friends with all our old homies during that time. He would like get really aggro and tell people off, call them snakes and shit. So recently it seemed like his only friends were me, his girl, and his skeezy drug dealer homie. He had been skating a lot over the last month or so, but he'd been getting increasingly erratic. He was like always losing his shit, trying to start fights at the skatepark, on busses, whatever. I would try to calm him down and get his back. I dunno, it was starting to get really disruptive. He also seemed to become really racist when he was withdrawing, which is unrelated, but a bummer nonetheless.

Anyway, I hadn't heard from him in a few days, so I tried to hit him up to skate. He said later in the evening. I said it would be dark then. He told me to forget it. I figured he was having a bad day or whatever, but the next day he sends me these texts (verbatim for effect):
yo (shireflip)
I was thinking dog
That you are a bej
And you should find someone else to skate with
ya unhappy bitch
Have fun with your Amazonian queen
Pussy ass bitch

These were sent over about 6-7 minutes lol. To give some clarification on the Amazonian queen bit, my girl has put on weight since we started dating. I have acknowledged this, and the truth is, if you've taken down a number of big girls in your time (I have), you kind of become comfortable with what you're into, so I wasn't actually offended by the comment. I was also a bit perplexed to be called unhappy, so I chalked it up to the dude projecting. I responded:

LOL Oh snap.
You alright?

He responded:

See  you around.

I responded:
Well, sucks to know you feel that way. Later.

That's what I mean by a break up. It felt like homie sent me a break up text. I guess that's what hurt the most. The fool didn't even call. LOL

he did you a favor.
  Wells thanks shireflip, also your explanation combined with crailfishes post is philosophically a complete circle imo.

this reminds me of the seinfeld episode where he tries to break up with his friend.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25216 on: September 23, 2018, 08:04:35 AM »
I'm watching that episode right now because of your comment.

The funny thing for me is that I was on both sides of the coin simultaneously. I felt like Jerry in terms of being an obligated participant in a one-sided, stressful friendship that has gone on since adolescence, and I also felt pretty jilted when homeboy turned the tables and dumped my ass.

The ego is a funny thing.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25217 on: September 23, 2018, 08:47:53 AM »
Yeah, I'm always telling him how handsome he is. He's named Gino, but after my grandfather, not the skater.

I'm not sure if it's possible to embed Twitter stuff on here, but this video is hilarious.
https://twitter.com/Salute_DeezNutz/status/1040141792635768832
That Twitter video you posted, does anyone know what game they were playing? It looks like it's based in Santorini so I'm curious.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25218 on: September 23, 2018, 09:06:48 AM »
Also, that is a glorious cat.

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« Reply #25219 on: Today at 03:59:05 PM »
Gino appreciates all the love!


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