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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #30 on: September 16, 2018, 04:14:23 PM »
My hopes of Cleveland going 0-0-16 has been ruined, but we're still on Pace for a weekly tie which would be hilarious

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #31 on: September 16, 2018, 04:38:14 PM »
Mahomes is a stud

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #32 on: September 16, 2018, 09:26:10 PM »
Chokeland Faiders once again never fail to disappoint, leading 12-0 at halftime and held Denver to a grand total of ONE first down, completely take their foot of the gas (they weren’t driving fast to begin with but you get my meaning) and let the Broncos back in the game.

When Denver scored a TD to cut the lead to 19-17 (Raiders missed an extra point or it would have been 20-17) with about 3 or 4 minutes and change left in the game it was at this point that I thought to myself “They’re absolutely going to lose this game on a last second field goal.”

So glad that they didn’t let me down.
Fuck these idiots, especially Gruden, his face after every Raiders fuck up, which is of course all the time, is priceless .
I seriously hope the Bears win the Super Bowl and Khalil Mack gets defensive player of the year again.
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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #33 on: September 17, 2018, 07:26:19 AM »
this should go in the things that made you laugh today thread because this is a lot more swagger than i imagined this guy having for whatever reason



seems kinda on the same level as bawtawd winning the lottery

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #34 on: September 17, 2018, 07:33:05 AM »
this should go in the things that made you laugh today thread because this is a lot more swagger than i imagined this guy having for whatever reason



seems kinda on the same level as bawtawd winning the lottery

This is great lol.

And I’m still not convinced about that bawtawd lottery thing yet lol.  I just noticed that when I try to type bawtawd into my phone the spell check corrects it to “bastard” haha.

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #35 on: September 17, 2018, 01:41:47 PM »
Jameis Winston's gonna be a backup if Fitzpatrick keeps up his shenanigans in week 3. Suddenly he's unreal.

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down.

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #36 on: September 18, 2018, 12:01:31 PM »
Chokeland Faiders once again never fail to disappoint, leading 12-0 at halftime and held Denver to a grand total of ONE first down, completely take their foot of the gas (they weren’t driving fast to begin with but you get my meaning) and let the Broncos back in the game.

When Denver scored a TD to cut the lead to 19-17 (Raiders missed an extra point or it would have been 20-17) with about 3 or 4 minutes and change left in the game it was at this point that I thought to myself “They’re absolutely going to lose this game on a last second field goal.”

So glad that they didn’t let me down.
Fuck these idiots, especially Gruden, his face after every Raiders fuck up, which is of course all the time, is priceless .
I seriously hope the Bears win the Super Bowl and Khalil Mack gets defensive player of the year again.

Both of our teams are in an 0-2 hole... let’s drink some beers and wallow


Bill O’Brien signed a 4-year extension this off season....i hope we go 0-16

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #37 on: September 18, 2018, 12:15:06 PM »
The "Monsters of the Midway" are back, nothing like watching a Bears team rely on defensive touchdowns to win games. BEAR DOWN!!!!

Chokeland Faiders once again never fail to disappoint, leading 12-0 at halftime and held Denver to a grand total of ONE first down, completely take their foot of the gas (they weren’t driving fast to begin with but you get my meaning) and let the Broncos back in the game.

When Denver scored a TD to cut the lead to 19-17 (Raiders missed an extra point or it would have been 20-17) with about 3 or 4 minutes and change left in the game it was at this point that I thought to myself “They’re absolutely going to lose this game on a last second field goal.”

So glad that they didn’t let me down.
Fuck these idiots, especially Gruden, his face after every Raiders fuck up, which is of course all the time, is priceless .
I seriously hope the Bears win the Super Bowl and Khalil Mack gets defensive player of the year again.

same

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #38 on: September 18, 2018, 01:22:51 PM »
Agreed. Mainly for Khalil..... i got shat on years ago in some Houston forum for saying Khalil over Clowney...i didn’t think Clowney had a good work ethic or attitude. He wasn’t even suited up Sunday yet got a taunting call... and here’s Khalil winning defensive players of the year and the face of a franchise...

Hind sight is 20/20... Clowney was the safest pick in 2014. Still it stings...
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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #39 on: September 18, 2018, 06:21:49 PM »
Jameis Winston's gonna be a backup if Fitzpatrick keeps up his shenanigans in week 3. Suddenly he's unreal.
Fitzpatrick is good for a few weeks and then he goes to shit

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #40 on: September 20, 2018, 08:36:58 PM »
Browns got a W

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #41 on: September 20, 2018, 09:42:53 PM »
Baker brings an energy to the team that can’t be denied. I watched that whole game because I wanted to see Darnold and the game got even better.

Stoked for Cleveland fans ending the drought and unlocking the free beer.

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #42 on: September 23, 2018, 06:54:38 PM »
Obligatory post here bitching about the roughing the passer calls.

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #43 on: September 23, 2018, 07:51:19 PM »
My Cowboys are fucking awful.

Stoked on Detroit running all over NE.

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #44 on: September 23, 2018, 09:42:57 PM »
The Vikings never cease to amaze me

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down.

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #45 on: September 24, 2018, 10:50:32 AM »
My Cowboys are fucking awful.

Stoked on Detroit running all over NE.
At least Dallas has actually won a game, Raiders of course found another way to start off good and get a lead for most of the game, only to choke in the 4th quarter again in Miami.
Cowboys offense may be anemic but Oakland is hot garbage and easily the worst team in football.

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #46 on: September 24, 2018, 12:14:56 PM »
Ouch, Jimmy G's year is done

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down.

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #47 on: September 24, 2018, 04:54:22 PM »
My Cowboys are fucking awful.

Stoked on Detroit running all over NE.
At least Dallas has actually won a game, Raiders of course found another way to start off good and get a lead for most of the game, only to choke in the 4th quarter again in Miami.
Cowboys offense may be anemic but Oakland is hot garbage and easily the worst team in football.

I can’t stand Gruden. Such a douchebag and now complains about not being able to find a good pass rusher.

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #48 on: September 24, 2018, 06:44:36 PM »
My Cowboys are fucking awful.

Stoked on Detroit running all over NE.
At least Dallas has actually won a game, Raiders of course found another way to start off good and get a lead for most of the game, only to choke in the 4th quarter again in Miami.
Cowboys offense may be anemic but Oakland is hot garbage and easily the worst team in football.

I can’t stand Gruden. Such a douchebag and now complains about not being able to find a good pass rusher.
I like the old Chucky, circa 2000-2001 but this version sucks wet donkey balls.
I hope every single interview with him from now until the end of time includes the question “what the fuck were you thinking letting Khalil Mack go?”
Seriously I hope the media and everyone in the entire world never let up on it.
100 million dollars they’re giving this fucking guy, and for what?
He won’t make it to the 4th year, they’ll end up buying him out after his first three seasons with a combined win total of like, eight.