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butterballs for jerry

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #480 on: July 09, 2018, 11:52:20 AM »
I feel I have a unique technique.

I pull four squares if it's good tp or six of its one ply.  On the first ply I poke the middle with my pointer finger and twirl an upper corner around my finger with my thumb, making almost a full rotation. I pinch the twisted part with thumb and finger to hold it in place while folding the remaining squares under the "shit trap" I have just created, to protect my hand. It looks like a slightly gaping butthole. Keep it pinched, wipe, repeat until only traces remain, then go to straight up folded sheets.

Don't know where I got it from but it works.