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butterballs for jerry

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #480 on: July 09, 2018, 11:52:20 AM »
I feel I have a unique technique.

I pull four squares if it's good tp or six of its one ply.  On the first ply I poke the middle with my pointer finger and twirl an upper corner around my finger with my thumb, making almost a full rotation. I pinch the twisted part with thumb and finger to hold it in place while folding the remaining squares under the "shit trap" I have just created, to protect my hand. It looks like a slightly gaping butthole. Keep it pinched, wipe, repeat until only traces remain, then go to straight up folded sheets.

Don't know where I got it from but it works.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #481 on: July 24, 2018, 07:37:06 PM »
does anyone else hold in their poop as long as possible to enjoy the sensation or is it just me

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #482 on: July 25, 2018, 01:47:03 AM »
does anyone else hold in their poop as long as possible to enjoy the sensation or is it just me
Not intentionally but sometimes circumstances command it and that's when you have the sweetest dumps.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #483 on: July 25, 2018, 09:19:24 AM »
does anyone else hold in their poop as long as possible to enjoy the sensation or is it just me
Not intentionally but sometimes circumstances command it and that's when you have the sweetest dumps.

Yes, good shit.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #484 on: July 27, 2018, 04:26:27 PM »
There's no time for me hold in my shits they are all immediate emergencies

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #485 on: July 27, 2018, 05:09:30 PM »
There's no time for me hold in my shits they are all immediate emergencies
Better work on them butt kegels then

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #486 on: July 28, 2018, 12:48:56 PM »
i always get the shits visiting my mom,
mother-earth-rays working my insides i guess

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #487 on: July 30, 2018, 11:53:19 PM »
does anyone else hold in their poop as long as possible to enjoy the sensation or is it just me
Not intentionally but sometimes circumstances command it and that's when you have the sweetest dumps.

Yes, good shit.
After enough cigs on the sesh I'll be carrying some serious dumps in my bowels until I get home

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down.