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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #480 on: July 27, 2018, 05:09:30 PM »
There's no time for me hold in my shits they are all immediate emergencies
Better work on them butt kegels then

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #481 on: July 28, 2018, 12:48:56 PM »
i always get the shits visiting my mom,
mother-earth-rays working my insides i guess

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #482 on: July 30, 2018, 11:53:19 PM »
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does anyone else hold in their poop as long as possible to enjoy the sensation or is it just me
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Not intentionally but sometimes circumstances command it and that's when you have the sweetest dumps.
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Yes, good shit.
After enough cigs on the sesh I'll be carrying some serious dumps in my bowels until I get home

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #483 on: November 09, 2018, 07:19:59 AM »
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does anyone else hold in their poop as long as possible to enjoy the sensation or is it just me
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Not intentionally but sometimes circumstances command it and that's when you have the sweetest dumps.
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Yes, good shit.
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After enough cigs on the sesh I'll be carrying some serious dumps in my bowels until I get home

One of the reasons I quit smoking cigarettes... Im 30, I usually have to plan what I eat before and during skating just so I don't get the shits... People say age is just a number, tell that to my lower intestine.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #484 on: November 09, 2018, 03:23:50 PM »
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does anyone else hold in their poop as long as possible to enjoy the sensation or is it just me
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Not intentionally but sometimes circumstances command it and that's when you have the sweetest dumps.
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Yes, good shit.
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After enough cigs on the sesh I'll be carrying some serious dumps in my bowels until I get home
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One of the reasons I quit smoking cigarettes... Im 30, I usually have to plan what I eat before and during skating just so I don't get the shits... People say age is just a number, tell that to my lower intestine.

damn dude, how unhealthy are you? im 30 in a couple months and i can eat whatever I want without fear of shitting myself.. go see a doctor

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #485 on: December 29, 2018, 05:16:00 PM »
5 to 6 plys (always look)
put left ass cheek slightly on rim of toilet and spread
start with water wipes
when wiping use 1 finger slightly push in middle of hole while spread (ensures maximum cleaness)
wipe until spotless
always take shower after (ocd)

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #486 on: December 30, 2018, 02:46:51 AM »
5 to 6 plys (always look)
put left ass cheek slightly on rim of toilet and spread
start with water wipes
when wiping use 1 finger slightly push in middle of hole while spread (ensures maximum cleaness)
wipe until spotless
always take shower after (ocd)

What if you need a shit at work?

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #487 on: December 30, 2018, 07:42:54 AM »
Earlier this year I bought a bidet and it has hands down been the best purchase of 2018.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #488 on: January 19, 2019, 11:58:04 PM »
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5 to 6 plys (always look)
put left ass cheek slightly on rim of toilet and spread
start with water wipes
when wiping use 1 finger slightly push in middle of hole while spread (ensures maximum cleaness)
wipe until spotless
always take shower after (ocd)
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What if you need a shit at work?

Hold it. I'm not as OCD but cannot shit other places than home.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #489 on: January 20, 2019, 01:49:12 AM »
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5 to 6 plys (always look)
put left ass cheek slightly on rim of toilet and spread
start with water wipes
when wiping use 1 finger slightly push in middle of hole while spread (ensures maximum cleaness)
wipe until spotless
always take shower after (ocd)
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What if you need a shit at work?
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Hold it. I'm not as OCD but cannot shit other places than home.

I am all about the work poo, like if i need a shit right before i need to leave for work ill hold it till i get to work..
if youre on 20 an hour and you take ten minutes to drop one off you just got paid like 3.33 to take a dump AND you dont have to use your own TP... win win

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #490 on: January 30, 2019, 12:18:18 PM »
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5 to 6 plys (always look)
put left ass cheek slightly on rim of toilet and spread
start with water wipes
when wiping use 1 finger slightly push in middle of hole while spread (ensures maximum cleaness)
wipe until spotless
always take shower after (ocd)
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What if you need a shit at work?
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Hold it. I'm not as OCD but cannot shit other places than home.
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I am all about the work poo, like if i need a shit right before i need to leave for work ill hold it till i get to work..
if youre on 20 an hour and you take ten minutes to drop one off you just got paid like 3.33 to take a dump AND you dont have to use your own TP... win win

Yes, but the seat and everything else is is foreign to my precious ass!

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #491 on: February 01, 2019, 08:56:13 AM »
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5 to 6 plys (always look)
put left ass cheek slightly on rim of toilet and spread
start with water wipes
when wiping use 1 finger slightly push in middle of hole while spread (ensures maximum cleaness)
wipe until spotless
always take shower after (ocd)
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What if you need a shit at work?
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Hold it. I'm not as OCD but cannot shit other places than home.
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I am all about the work poo, like if i need a shit right before i need to leave for work ill hold it till i get to work..
if youre on 20 an hour and you take ten minutes to drop one off you just got paid like 3.33 to take a dump AND you dont have to use your own TP... win win

I have to shit at public restrooms when visiting friends. I take kratom and basically shit out a baby every few days, but goddamn it feels good (unless I bust a blood vessel in my eye). Theres not a commode on the market that can handle me. Requires very little wiping as its similar to shitting river rocks.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #492 on: February 01, 2019, 01:42:32 PM »
Yeah. I remember digging rocks out of my ass when I was fiending. Very little poo but tons of paper and blood. I mean, what to do when you have not gone for days on end?

Withdrawal is another story...

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #493 on: February 02, 2019, 03:33:05 AM »
Yeah. I remember digging rocks out of my ass when I was fiending. Very little poo but tons of paper and blood. I mean, what to do when you have not gone for days on end?

Withdrawal is another story...


On kratom=river rocks
Of Kratom=hot lava with glass shards

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #494 on: February 02, 2019, 03:44:10 AM »
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Yeah. I remember digging rocks out of my ass when I was fiending. Very little poo but tons of paper and blood. I mean, what to do when you have not gone for days on end?

Withdrawal is another story...
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Of Kratom=hot lava with glass shards


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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #495 on: March 20, 2019, 09:44:06 AM »
Drugs are cool

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #496 on: March 20, 2019, 10:59:19 AM »
I am all about the work poo, like if i need a shit right before i need to leave for work ill hold it till i get to work..
if youre on 20 an hour and you take ten minutes to drop one off you just got paid like 3.33 to take a dump AND you dont have to use your own TP... win win

i can’t relate to this at all but you should be proud
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #497 on: March 21, 2019, 09:58:51 AM »
On kratom=river rocks
Of Kratom=hot lava with glass shards
Hell yeah, I only keep it around 2 grams twice a day just for the poops, nice little river rocks. Just sloop, sloop, sloop, courtesy wipe for any ass grease and your good. Lately Ive been getting just one long shloooooooop, big ol lumberjack with still no mess.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #498 on: March 21, 2019, 09:46:44 PM »
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On kratom=river rocks
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Hell yeah, I only keep it around 2 grams twice a day just for the poops, nice little river rocks. Just sloop, sloop, sloop, courtesy wipe for any ass grease and your good. Lately Ive been getting just one long shloooooooop, big ol lumberjack with still no mess.

My IBS is 2xtreme, not even Kratom can calm the beast. Now, Psyllium Husk? That's another story. That stuff is magical! I rock the unflavored CVS one, not that nasty orange-flavored Metamucil junk.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #499 on: March 22, 2019, 11:37:01 AM »
Your ibs might be Crohns. It happened to my friend a few years back and one doctor put him on the right meds to keep it calm and normal. Normal shits and his stomach doesn’t feel like it’s going to explode anymore.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #500 on: March 22, 2019, 11:51:05 AM »
Your ibs might be Crohns. It happened to my friend a few years back and one doctor put him on the right meds to keep it calm and normal. Normal shits and his stomach doesn’t feel like it’s going to explode anymore.

I've been having suspicions that I have Chrohn's for a few years now, actually. I've got a yearly checkup coming up in 10 days, I should try to see if they can test for it!

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #501 on: March 22, 2019, 12:18:35 PM »
That’s pretty great timing. Hope all goes well!

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #502 on: March 26, 2019, 09:39:15 AM »
Had to shit at work today. After the missdeed I looked down and there was plenty of blood stans, must have burst something... Oh, well..

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #503 on: April 01, 2019, 07:01:53 AM »
I am sure others have had the awesome moment where it is a no wiper, you get done and go for a quick swipe and no stains no shame I also like a bidet it helps being a woman and all. However I do have this thing kinda like a cat/dog stepper where you place it under your feet when on the toilet so you are in a perched position it really helps if you are on pain meds, constipated,or some other poop related issue where you get butt shy. I don't know about you guy's but if I am pooping in random friends house or stores restroom I am taking my sweet time and going to blow it up.
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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #504 on: April 01, 2019, 08:47:33 AM »
I was stuck doing construction in a building with no working exit so i shit in a box. 4 minutes later i passed someone from another trade walking with the box down the hallway.
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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #505 on: April 01, 2019, 09:20:45 AM »
I am sure others have had the awesome moment where it is a no wiper, you get done and go for a quick swipe and no stains no shame I also like a bidet it helps being a woman and all. However I do have this thing kinda like a cat/dog stepper where you place it under your feet when on the toilet so you are in a perched position it really helps if you are on pain meds, constipated,or some other poop related issue where you get butt shy. I don't know about you guy's but if I am pooping in random friends house or stores restroom I am taking my sweet time and going to blow it up.
Do girls ever masturbate while taking a shit like guys do? Or at least have you?

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #506 on: April 01, 2019, 12:00:23 PM »
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I am sure others have had the awesome moment where it is a no wiper, you get done and go for a quick swipe and no stains no shame I also like a bidet it helps being a woman and all. However I do have this thing kinda like a cat/dog stepper where you place it under your feet when on the toilet so you are in a perched position it really helps if you are on pain meds, constipated,or some other poop related issue where you get butt shy. I don't know about you guy's but if I am pooping in random friends house or stores restroom I am taking my sweet time and going to blow it up.
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no, although I have been known to take a dump while watching porn and hop in the shower and use the shower head to get off. I think like a guy sometimes I always mention it to my man in a joking sense he can be bit effeminate sometimes, he's a chick trapped in a mans body and I am a man trapped in a girls body. We are too weird for most normal couples and laugh at the same stuff sometimes.
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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #507 on: April 02, 2019, 03:08:58 AM »
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I am sure others have had the awesome moment where it is a no wiper, you get done and go for a quick swipe and no stains no shame I also like a bidet it helps being a woman and all. However I do have this thing kinda like a cat/dog stepper where you place it under your feet when on the toilet so you are in a perched position it really helps if you are on pain meds, constipated,or some other poop related issue where you get butt shy. I don't know about you guy's but if I am pooping in random friends house or stores restroom I am taking my sweet time and going to blow it up.
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Do girls ever masturbate while taking a shit like guys do? Or at least have you?
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no, although I have been known to take a dump while watching porn and hop in the shower and use the shower head to get off. I think like a guy sometimes I always mention it to my man in a joking sense he can be bit effeminate sometimes, he's a chick trapped in a mans body and I am a man trapped in a girls body. We are too weird for most normal couples and laugh at the same stuff sometimes.

It's a trap...

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #508 on: April 02, 2019, 04:45:00 AM »
I know at least some girls finger theyre cooch while pooping, I just know there has to be.

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Re: wiping your butt
« Reply #509 on: April 08, 2019, 09:44:33 AM »
Ive not done this but to pull a prank at a party, shit into a towel and fire it into the dryer.  Ya dont wanna get caught doing that.  Its called a 'bomber'.
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