Ahhh I can see it now...
mom: "Honey, why does it smell like burning rubber in here? and what is that big glob of smoking shit in the microwave!"
reginald: "Ohhh that? well uhhh, those are uhhhh, my uhhhhh...
UHHHH!!!!
my shoes?
...long awkward pause...
reginald: "THEY WERE COLD ALRIGHT MOM!!!!!
PLEASE DONT BEAT ME AGAIN!!!!