Author Topic: "I'm typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!!" (Read 3811 times)

brooklyn brawler · « **on:** June 25, 2008, 04:35:02 PM »

I saw this on Digg today. It's like we've seen this type of writing on Slap before...

http://www.kanyeuniversecity.com/blog/?em3106=196808_-1__0_~0_-1_6_2008_0_0&em3161=&em3281

A few words from Kanye.

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I am sick of negative people who just sit around trying 2 plot my downfall... Why? I understand if people don't like me because I like me or if people think tight clothes look gay or people say I run my mouth to much, But this Bonnaroo thing is the worst insult I've ever had in my life. This is the most offended I've ever been... this is the maddest I ever will be. I'm typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!! Call me any name you want.... arrogant, conceited, narcissistic, racist, metro, fag whatever you can think of.... BUT NEVER SAY I DIDN'T GIVE MY ALL! NEVER SAY I DIDN'T GIVE MY ALL! THIS SHOWS NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY TO BE GOOD AT SOMETHING THERE WILL BE PEOPLE THERE TO LIE ABOUT YOU AND BRING YOU DOWN! LIKE WAYNE SAYS PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME DOWN CAUSE I'M FLYING! I'M FUCKING HURT BY THIS ONE. ALL I CARE ABOUT ARE THE FANS. JUST SAY THIS OUT LOUD IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE, "KANYE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT GIVING A GOOD PERFORMANCE." CAN ANYONE HONESTLY SAY THAT HAS ANYONE EVEN TAKEN THE TIME TO AT LEAST DO THE MATH??? BONNAROO SHOULD HAVE RELEASED A STATEMENT IN MY DEFENSE BUT SINCE THEY HAVEN'T LET'S BREAK DOWN THE WALLS ON THIS TRUMAN SHOW AND LET YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY OCCURRED!!! FOR OVER A MONTH WE WENT BACK AND FORTH ON WETHER OR NOT WE COULD EVEN FIT MY STAGE AT THE FESTIVAL. ONE DAY THEY WOULD SAY YES... WE'D SEND THEM OUR SPECS THEN THEY THEY'D SAY OK... THEN THEY WOULD SEND SPECS BACK THAT DIDN'T FIT THE STAGE. WE WERE OBVIOUSLY DEALING WITH FUCKING IDIOTS WHO DIDN'T REALLY HAVE THE CAPACITY TO REALLY PUT ON THIS SHOW PROPERLY. THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS! MY PEOPLE WORKED OUT A COMPROMISED STAGE PLOT AND A 3AM TIME SLOT AND I AGREED. FAST FOWARD TO THE DAY OF THE SHOW. MY PRODUCTION MANAGER TRIED TO LOAD IN FOR 24 HOURS BEFORE I WENT ON STAGE BUT THE FESTIVAL WOULDN'T ALLOW US TO DO ANYTHING UNTILL PEARL JAM LEFT THE STAGE. PEARL JAM ENDED ONE HOUR
LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT THAT POINT WE'RE RACING AGAINST THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT 4:20AM DON COMES BACK 2 THE BUS AND TELLS ME, " IT WOULD TAKE 45 MORE MINUTES TO PUT ALL YOUR PYRO IN!" I SAY I HAVE TO GET OUT THERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE . I HIT THE STAGE AND PEOPLE HAD BEEN THROWING SHIT ON THE STAGE AND HAD ACTUALLY HIT THE JANE SCREEN WITH, I GUESS BOTTLES OR SOMETHING AND HAD BROKEN MY FUCKING SCREEN. REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE A SHORTY AND WATER WOULD HIT THE TV??? WHEN I GOT 2 "THROUGH THE WIRE" I STEPPED ON THE FRONT PART OF MY STAGE AND THERE WAS SO MUCH LIQUID ON THE STAGE I COULDN'T MOVE WITHOUT SLIPPING. I HAD TO ADJUST MY WHOLE PERFORMANCE STYLE BECAUSE OF IT. A FEW MORE SONGS IN AND THE SONG WAS ON IT'S WAY UP.. I CUT A FEW SONGS FROM THE SET BECAUSE I WANTED PEOPLE 2 EXPERIENCE STRONGER WHILE THERE WAS STILL SOME DARKNESS TO PERFORM IT IN. I'VE STRUGGLED WITH STRONGER FROM IT'S CONCEPTION. REMEMBER LAST SUMMER WHEN I CANCELED SOME TV APPEARANCES. IT WAS BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO PERFORM STRONGER IN THE DAYTIME. ANYONE WHO CAME TO THE GLOW TOUR CAN UNDERSTAND WHY I WANTED PEOPLE TO SEE IT PROPERLY. IT BROKE MY HEART THAT I COULDN'T GIVE THESE FANS STRONGER IN IT'S GREATEST FORM... BY THE TIME I GOT TO STRONGER IT WAS DAYTIME AND IT BROKE MY HEART. I'M SORRY TO EVERYONE THAT I DIDN'T HAVE THE ABILITY 2 GIVE THE PERFORMANCE I WANTED TO. I'M SORRY... SOMETIMES I GO 2, 3 DAYS W/O SLEEP WORKING ON MY PERFORMANCE... I HAVE TO ICE MY KNEES AFTER EVERY SHOW AND THEY HURT WHEN I WALK THROUGH THE AIRPORT... HAVING AN EXPENSIVE STAGE CUTS MY PAYDAY IN HALF... CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT BUT NEVER SAY I DIDN'T GIVE MY ALL!!!

Goblinshark · « **Reply #1 on:** June 25, 2008, 05:21:54 PM »

LEAVE KANYE ALONE!!!!!!!!!1111!!!

skate_bored · « **Reply #2 on:** June 25, 2008, 05:36:14 PM »

ive hated this guy for a while, and agree with all things he said it was "okay to call him"...but he sounds like hes being sincere about this one. of course, being a performer you do have to deal with that type of shit and try to adjust as best you can.

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #3 on:** June 25, 2008, 05:48:13 PM »

You could actually read that?

Prison Wallet · « **Reply #4 on:** June 25, 2008, 05:49:34 PM »

His use of smiley faces reminds me of Vegan.

dtrigiani · « **Reply #5 on:** June 25, 2008, 08:39:53 PM »

I only read the first paragraph, but I laughed out loud at: "I'm typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!! "

Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace · « **Reply #6 on:** June 25, 2008, 08:54:01 PM »

i think hes a little trigger happy with his exclamation points!

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #7 on:** June 25, 2008, 09:00:05 PM »

Quote from: brooklyn brawler on June 25, 2008, 05:48:13 PM

You could actually read that?

I couldn't. Now I feel ok about myself for not being able to get through it.

bill hates · « **Reply #8 on:** June 25, 2008, 09:43:54 PM »

lol WUT?!

baxty · « **Reply #9 on:** June 25, 2008, 09:48:29 PM »

You have a MacBook Air?!?!?!!?!?!?!

wake and bacon · « **Reply #10 on:** June 25, 2008, 09:52:37 PM »

that was fucking hilarious but, i do feel his love for it on his erratic typing. doesn't make him a good mc though...

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I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!

jrock · « **Reply #11 on:** June 25, 2008, 10:11:26 PM »

kanye's show sounds pretty lame, but a bunch of spoiled brat dirty college jam band hippies throwing shit at the stage just because the dude was a little late sounds infinitely lamer. of all the things to rebel against...

Choad Muskrat · « **Reply #12 on:** June 25, 2008, 10:32:39 PM »

It's funny that he couldn't just call it a mac book, had to type 'air' to assure you, that yes he is indeed still ballin.

cahl · « **Reply #13 on:** June 25, 2008, 10:49:12 PM »

i hate music

jaymeRfortune · « **Reply #14 on:** June 25, 2008, 11:22:55 PM »

Quote from: baxty on June 25, 2008, 09:48:29 PM

You have a MacBook Air?!?!?!!?!?!?!

you are a lucky bastard if you do!

guy le douche · « **Reply #15 on:** June 26, 2008, 12:18:53 AM »

kanye west is a fucking homo

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #16 on:** June 26, 2008, 12:55:07 AM »

Gipper, address this letter to one of your classes, and ask them to read it thoroughly. If they translate it well, fail them.

ProjectPatrick · « **Reply #17 on:** June 26, 2008, 12:57:44 AM »

Kanye West is the biggest pussy rapper ever. Why can't someone shoot him 9 times? It might give him something legitamate to complain about and then he can continue faking being a passionate person.
"Too many love songs, All the thugs gone, what happened? Where's the passion?"

MareVitals · « **Reply #18 on:** June 26, 2008, 08:25:16 AM »

I will never forgive him for taking daft punk and doing one of the most regular excuses for a rap over it. He can't rap for shit and he's a little attention whore.

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #19 on:** June 26, 2008, 08:32:05 AM »

I'm not reading that shit and I refuse to believe Daft punk had anything to do with him. Besides, you can't prove it was them, they wear helmets.

ahlee · « **Reply #20 on:** June 26, 2008, 08:42:39 AM »

whats a macbook air?

dudebro · « **Reply #21 on:** June 26, 2008, 09:05:09 AM »

i attempted to write a funny response to "what's a macbook air" with a trick involving a vert ramp, some headphones and a coffee shop but it just didn't work out.

ccc333 · « **Reply #22 on:** June 26, 2008, 09:07:52 AM »

PAWL · « **Reply #23 on:** June 26, 2008, 10:01:21 AM »

Quote from: jaymeRfortune on June 25, 2008, 11:22:55 PM

Quote from: baxty on June 25, 2008, 09:48:29 PM
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You have a MacBook Air?!?!?!!?!?!?!
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you are a lucky bastard if you do!

yeah man id love to have a computer with no dvd drive that costs a lot more and actually runs slower than a normal macbook...

guy le douche · « **Reply #24 on:** June 26, 2008, 10:44:19 AM »

Quote from: guy le douche on June 26, 2008, 12:18:53 AM

kanye west is a fucking homo

stacks on deck · « **Reply #25 on:** June 26, 2008, 11:02:42 AM »

HOUSE NIGGA!

wake and bacon · « **Reply #26 on:** June 26, 2008, 03:01:18 PM »

Quote from: PAWL on June 26, 2008, 10:01:21 AM

Quote from: jaymeRfortune on June 25, 2008, 11:22:55 PM
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Quote from: baxty on June 25, 2008, 09:48:29 PM
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You have a MacBook Air?!?!?!!?!?!?!
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you are a lucky bastard if you do!
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yeah man id love to have a computer with no dvd drive that costs a lot more and actually runs slower than a normal macbook...

took the words right outta my mouth

baxty · « **Reply #27 on:** June 26, 2008, 05:21:38 PM »

you can't watch dvds on that shit?

able · « **Reply #28 on:** June 26, 2008, 06:33:59 PM »

Quote from: ahlee on June 26, 2008, 08:42:39 AM

whats a macbook air?

padington · « **Reply #29 on:** June 26, 2008, 07:43:17 PM »

Nice rant! But he forgot about the part where no one cares.

Author Topic: "I'm typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!!" (Read 3811 times)

brooklyn brawler

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cahl

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brooklyn brawler

ProjectPatrick

MareVitals

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