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JARED... EXPOSED
« on: June 29, 2008, 10:32:40 AM »
"honestly, the only reason I do any of the things I do is to further understand this world, to connect on some kind of level with the rest of my species, and to show love to others... I enjoy reading god's word, learning about fascinating stuff, drawing and painting, skateboarding, playing guitar with the homies...doing anything with the homies, actually. dance parties are pretty radical too."
HE SEEMS TO BE A FUCKING CHRISTIAN NOW.





"FILMS: fake. wake up, people. hmmm....let's see, should I spend time with my friends and family, cherish the short time I have on this earth? nah, I think I'll pay to see "famous" people pretend to do stuff that isn't real. movies are not real. documentaries can be interesting and informative, but they are usually based on some sort of truth. the new harold and kumar movie? complete shite. star wars and indianna jones are the only exceptions!"

"BOOKS: you can certainly judge a book by its cover, despite what people think. Sure, words can be phrased and formed to effectively tell a story, or to fluidly express some serious thought in ways that move all of earths inhabitants, but do these books move us for a greater good? probably not."

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"I don't think I've ever met a person like you.  There is just so much love in your heart, i can hardly take another day of your presence without something changing...  I haven't felt a love (an unconditional appreciation) like this in so long....but for someone like you, a truly beautiful, genuine person, I have come to realize you probably feel this way about everyone you cross paths with.  The differences intrigue me, i feel I've known you for ages.  I'm a piece of shit and don't deserve you.  we'll see what happens."


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Re: JARED... EXPOSED
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2008, 11:07:38 AM »
o cool

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Re: JARED... EXPOSED
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2008, 11:08:43 AM »
i always hated him, good job SLAP HUNTER
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Re: JARED... EXPOSED
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2008, 11:14:29 AM »
i always hated him, good job SLAP HUNTER

but this woulda been better 2 years ago when he was still here. but its nice that hes dead or whatever
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: JARED... EXPOSED
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2008, 06:16:13 PM »

its nice that hes dead or whatever

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Re: JARED... EXPOSED
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2008, 06:28:37 PM »
I thought this thread was about me... now I'm pleasantly disappointed.

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Re: JARED... EXPOSED
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2008, 09:29:04 PM »


I thought that you were going to say he got a gastric by-pass surgery or something
if post- retirement duke nukem bagged that azz i have a chance too

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Re: JARED... EXPOSED
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2008, 12:59:48 AM »
He's probably nowhere near being the worst poster.

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Re: JARED... EXPOSED
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2008, 01:36:48 AM »
Take that Jared... who doesn't post here, doesn't care about this place, and will probably never see this. Slap hunter is so cool!
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Re: JARED... EXPOSED
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2008, 01:48:32 AM »
Take that Jared... who doesn't post here, doesn't care about this place, and will probably never see this. Slap hunter is so cool!

If the Gipper is the 50 Cent of politics, would that make Ted Kennedy the OJ?

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Re: JARED... EXPOSED
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2008, 02:18:05 AM »
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Take that Jared... who doesn't post here, doesn't care about this place, and will probably never see this. Slap hunter is so cool!
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If the Gipper is the 50 Cent of politics, would that make Ted Kennedy the OJ?
Probably closer to Vince Neil.
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Re: JARED... EXPOSED
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2008, 05:08:11 AM »


I thought that you were going to say he got a gastric by-pass surgery or something

haha.

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Re: JARED... EXPOSED
« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2008, 09:16:56 AM »
jared was the biggest dipshit.
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Re: JARED... EXPOSED
« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2008, 09:25:14 AM »
He wrote gayer shit on here than the above stuff. He also looks exactly like I imagined. I'm disappointed.

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Re: JARED... EXPOSED
« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2008, 09:27:13 AM »
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I thought that you were going to say he got a gastric by-pass surgery or something
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Same thought.

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Re: JARED... EXPOSED
« Reply #15 on: June 30, 2008, 10:35:58 PM »
Subway is so good. I eat that shit three or more times a week sometimes.