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gerwer
« on: June 29, 2008, 12:06:07 PM »
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2008, 12:10:26 PM »
hhhhahaha best dude ever.

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Re: gerwer
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2008, 12:14:42 PM »
someone please contact him.
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2008, 12:19:57 PM »
Gotta love me some Gerwer.

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Re: gerwer
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2008, 02:04:18 PM »
i don't think i can ever say anything bad about Gerwer.  dude is just too rad.

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Re: gerwer
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2008, 02:20:05 PM »
someone please contact him.

What, you don't fancy a move to the bay area?

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Re: gerwer
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2008, 02:49:17 PM »
I want some Anti Hero socks too!

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Re: gerwer
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2008, 03:19:02 PM »
he should write a manifesto.

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Re: gerwer
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2008, 05:44:16 PM »
This made my day.

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Re: gerwer
« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2008, 06:17:56 PM »
hahahah!

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Re: gerwer
« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2008, 06:43:45 PM »
Haha, rad.


I want some Anti Hero socks too!

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Re: gerwer
« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2008, 07:03:02 PM »

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Re: gerwer
« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2008, 09:38:51 PM »
This should be an Anti Hero ad, in fact, it may already be
Stephen Alcala: chris cole anit a loser
Stephen Alcala: frank grewer is an alcholic
Stephen Alcala: LOSER

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Re: gerwer
« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2008, 12:03:26 AM »
Kilgore, take the man up on his offer.  He looks like he could use some good wiping technique tips.

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Re: gerwer
« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2008, 05:05:02 AM »
This should be an Anti Hero ad, in fact, it may already be
agreed.

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« Reply #15 on: June 30, 2008, 06:55:12 AM »
hahahahaha i know exactly how he feels, for i too yearn to shower for someone.  that bit about the best tranny skater where he came out in drag was gold too, well, i laughed.  TFL'D!

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Re: gerwer
« Reply #16 on: June 30, 2008, 09:51:39 AM »
the ad with the photoshopped triabl tattoos was the best.

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« Reply #17 on: June 30, 2008, 10:28:06 AM »
i was gerwer was my dad

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Re: gerwer
« Reply #18 on: June 30, 2008, 05:30:28 PM »
Man he should have a shoe, a wheel, a truck, anything Sheckers got he should have more of - just so amazing it's amazing !
...can't believe this thread brought Donnie Murdo out of the woodwork!

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Re: gerwer
« Reply #19 on: June 30, 2008, 07:35:54 PM »
^Yeah, he should even have a reality show too but instead of it being on MTV it could be super budget on Public Access television, or a nice PBS documentary of his life, or even some sort of Discovery Channel type of program.

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Re: gerwer
« Reply #20 on: June 30, 2008, 11:22:49 PM »
life of gerwer
I vaguely recall a big brawl outside with me getting head-butted by Kurtis Colamonico
Club Monaco killin' it

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Re: gerwer
« Reply #21 on: June 30, 2008, 11:25:02 PM »

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Re: gerwer
« Reply #22 on: July 01, 2008, 03:05:59 PM »
It's good to hear he's rad in person but Gerwer is someone I don't want to meet so my personal thoughts of him will forever remain untarnished.