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Re: Cracks beware
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2008, 02:19:47 PM »
HAHA! And all along I didn't think people could get degress in stupidity anymore after hearing Bush's speeches.

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Re: Cracks beware
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2008, 02:20:57 PM »
Michigan, killin' it as usual.

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Re: Cracks beware
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2008, 02:23:39 PM »
Is it indecent if your crack is sexy?
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Re: Cracks beware
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2008, 02:33:52 PM »
"Dicks, who took over the department last month on an interim basis, "
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Re: Cracks beware
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2008, 02:59:55 PM »
If you've been to Flint, you can understand this. That city is far beyond fucked. Its got a couple good spots but its nasty as fuck, I know more than a couple of people who have got fucked up skating there. I wonder what Jackie Moon has to say about this?

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Re: Cracks beware
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2008, 03:04:38 PM »
Michigan, killin' it as usual.

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Re: Cracks beware
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2008, 03:35:02 PM »
way back in '92 my friends pants fell down(baggy era) at school and he got suspended for a week for this very thing.

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Re: Cracks beware
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2008, 03:58:56 PM »
they tried to pass this in my town but it got voted against by the town council so i still Sag my pants everyday
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Re: Cracks beware
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2008, 04:06:12 PM »
If you've been to Flint, you can understand this. That city is far beyond fucked. Its got a couple good spots but its nasty as fuck, I know more than a couple of people who have got fucked up skating there. I wonder what Jackie Moon has to say about this?

played a pop-warner little league football game in flint long ago. damn near full padded fist-fights. motherfuckers were putting fourteen and fifteen year olds into their uniforms, and the referees wouldn't say shit. i say fuck the cardinals. if i had to describe flint to an outsider, i probably wouldn't. deindustrialization made them lose their minds.



god wouldn't last long in flint.

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Re: Cracks beware
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2008, 05:10:16 PM »
I actually can't believe this. Who would've thought people cared that much?

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Re: Cracks beware
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2008, 06:31:19 PM »
That is ridiculous. What a waste of tax money.
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Re: Cracks beware
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2008, 06:55:16 PM »
paging micheal moore, stand up for your home town sag bags, make a documentary or somethin, thats what you do right? i'll make you a cheat sheet, just talk about how if i girl does it its okay cause the cop whos supposed to be giving out a ticket will get a bonar and then will just think about the gurls of wwe and forget about it. but the guys case is different..... damn, where am i going with this
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Re: Cracks beware
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2008, 09:19:08 PM »
Damn, those would be some retardedly hilarious shirts.

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Re: Cracks beware
« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2008, 09:54:50 PM »
I wrote an english paper on an article about this.


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Re: Cracks beware
« Reply #16 on: July 10, 2008, 03:27:42 AM »
Emailed to the city of Flint and visitflint.org

Hello, I've been reading about a new law in Flint regarding people "sagging" their pants. I would just like to clarify some questions I have regarding the new law as I will be in Flint next month. According to the image I saw online, which may or may not be legitimate, it said if your pants are "sagging" and your underwear are exposed you could possibly be charged with "disorderly conduct". The question I pose is what if you did not have boxer shorts on underneath your pants at all; but instead had a regular pair of shorts and you were sagging? Would this warrant a criminal charge or fine? I mean technically speaking no "underwear" would not be showing, a pair of shorts would be showing. Also, what if I had two pairs of pants on and were only "sagging" the outer pair? No undergarments would be showing, would this warrant a charge? Additionally, what if I only wore boxer shorts with no pants or regular shorts at all? Could I get charged with something? Assuming my junk didn't pop out the hole in the front nothing "indecent" would be showing. I mean the only difference between "shorts" and "boxer shorts" is pockets and a zipper. But I wear boxer that have a snap on the hole, so my junk probably couldn't hand out even if I wanted it to... My last question is this, will females get fines if their bra strap is showing? I mean I like seeing titties just as much as the next guy, but how is their underwear any less offensive than a mans? I await your reply. Thanks for your time.

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Re: Cracks beware
« Reply #17 on: July 10, 2008, 05:01:47 AM »
Emailed to the city of Flint and visitflint.org

Hello, I've been reading about a new law in Flint regarding people "sagging" their pants. I would just like to clarify some questions I have regarding the new law as I will be in Flint next month. According to the image I saw online, which may or may not be legitimate, it said if your pants are "sagging" and your underwear are exposed you could possibly be charged with "disorderly conduct". The question I pose is what if you did not have boxer shorts on underneath your pants at all; but instead had a regular pair of shorts and you were sagging? Would this warrant a criminal charge or fine? I mean technically speaking no "underwear" would not be showing, a pair of shorts would be showing. Also, what if I had two pairs of pants on and were only "sagging" the outer pair? No undergarments would be showing, would this warrant a charge? Additionally, what if I only wore boxer shorts with no pants or regular shorts at all? Could I get charged with something? Assuming my junk didn't pop out the hole in the front nothing "indecent" would be showing. I mean the only difference between "shorts" and "boxer shorts" is pockets and a zipper. But I wear boxer that have a snap on the hole, so my junk probably couldn't hand out even if I wanted it to... My last question is this, will females get fines if their bra strap is showing? I mean I like seeing titties just as much as the next guy, but how is their underwear any less offensive than a mans? I await your reply. Thanks for your time.

fucking awesome. 10 bucks says you never ever ever get a reply, though. if you make a good point when it comes to the law, you're usually just ignored. you bring up enough points for your lawyer to have a field day if you ever got locked up for sagging.

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Re: Cracks beware
« Reply #18 on: July 10, 2008, 05:14:30 AM »
brent atchley better steer clear of flint.

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Re: Cracks beware
« Reply #19 on: July 10, 2008, 06:00:52 AM »
only in america.
you made a good point about the bra there. if i have time, i ll mail em too. slap battalion at work!