things you are stoked on

[guest1]

Cant wait to see this

[mongopushingmallgraber]

Been riding an incredible high for a few days now. It started with establishing a new fastest known time (FKT) on the Georgia Loop on Tuesday. This route is approximately 55-60 miles w/ at least 15K feet of vertical gain and takes most backpackers 3-5 days to hike. I ran it in 11h 19m 28s shaving nearly two hours off my previous attempt and took off over 1 hour on the previous FKT established about 26 years ago. If anyone is interested in these type of things my report is below:

https://fastestknowntime.com/fkt/ben-mercer-georgia-loop-ga-2019-03-19

The effort was the culmination of a couple years of very consistent running with a 16 week stretch of very specific training in the lead up to the attempt. Truthfully it's probably the most significant accomplishment of my life. It took a lot of hard work and time.

Since then my recovery has been coming along pretty well. Although I've been struggling to fill the caloric deficit and haven't been sleeping great I've still tried to treat myself by eating a lot of junk food and beer (Normally eat really clean). Today I was able to get out and walk/shuffle for about three miles which I was super grateful for since today was my birthday. I turned 32.

I celebrated the run and my birthday this evening with my parents by going for a really nice meal. Dinner was amazing. I had oysters and lobster bites for appetizers, followed by a 16oz prime rib cooked medium rare with black truffle butter. The sides were roasted cauliflower and brussel sprouts and mushrooms. All followed by some stupid good creme brulee, house made vanilla donuts with a fresh black cherry compote.

To top it off I had saved a bottle of Founders Canadian Breakfast Stout from 2017 for a special celebration. This made for a great night cap and the end to a week of ridiculous excess. 

It's been an amazing few days but I'm ready to get back to some normalcy.

that shit is beast, good for you my man 

[doublesteveburger]

interviewing for a tech assistant job on tuesday and i'm surprisingly not nervous about it, pay is good too so i'll be blowing money left and right on stupid shit

[childhood]

Good luck!

[Silky Johnson]

Good luck!

[ghettygreensili]

Weather in SF is killing it, which means I've been able to ride my bike through the park every day to work, and I'm finally going skating today after months of sitting on my ass. Also, to add to the stokage, I was asked to be a sous at the new restaurant  I've been cooking at. Fuck yeah!

Congrats on the promotion dude!

[Allen.]

Just submitted some photos to a magazine. More than likely nothing will come of it, but, whatever.

[doublesteveburger]

[artless]

CONGRATS DUDE!!!!

[Madam, I'm Adam]

First outdoor session of the year. It was at a park and I shovelled snow out of it and broke ice and swept it away in order to skate. It's the first time I ever went to that extent to skate. Only did some shitty flatground tricks and slappy attempts, but it was still so good to go out. Plus my back wasn't sore like I thought it might be.

[Jean-Ralphio Zaperstein]

First outdoor session of the year. It was at a park and I shovelled snow out of it and broke ice and swept it away in order to skate. It's the first time I ever went to that extent to skate. Only did some shitty flatground tricks and slappy attempts, but it was still so good to go out. Plus my back wasn't sore like I thought it might be.

mile end ?

[childhood]

Tonight:

I think I'd rather it be in color, but I didn't see it when it was first in theaters so it'll still be cool.

[chris.]

I finally learned bs powerslides. Foot and weight placement just clicked today, felt so good.

Other than that it’s a beautiful day, I’m off of work, eating Ethiopian food, and my little thread here is almost old enough to drive. I’m so proud.

[RCB3]

Tonight:

I think I'd rather it be in color, but I didn't see it when it was first in theaters so it'll still be cool.

Interesting. I feel like a lot of the desert scenes and the ridiculous costumes of the characters are enhanced by the colors. Who knows, maybe the dude blasting the guitar with the flames launching will look cool in black and white.

[snowman600]

good mail day: 2 picasso books and a guitar pedal. also just had my first skate of the year, though now I can't stop hacking. maybe it's time to quit smoking finally. 

[givecigstosurfgroms]

That little turtle man.  The little thing follows me around when i take it for a walk in the park. They go fast enough i say.

[the snake]

Mastered bs grinds on ledge after 29 years of irrational fear

[JB]

good mail day: 2 picasso books and a guitar pedal. also just had my first skate of the year, though now I can't stop hacking. maybe it's time to quit smoking finally. 

What pedal did you get?

I just got a DOD carcosa fuzz for $40 on Facebook market. It's pretty wild. It can go from stooges style overdrive to super glitchy and sputtering weirdness.

[snowman600]

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good mail day: 2 picasso books and a guitar pedal. also just had my first skate of the year, though now I can't stop hacking. maybe it's time to quit smoking finally. 

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What pedal did you get?

I just got a DOD carcosa fuzz for $40 on Facebook market. It's pretty wild. It can go from stooges style overdrive to super glitchy and sputtering weirdness.

Dude! I keep trying to talk myself out of getting the carcosa but I think you just convinced me,
(I'm almost at 60 pedals and at least 40 of them are fuzz/OD)
Got an old JHS Superbolt off reverb.com, nice saturated grit that mimics old supro amps and it seems to like my jag single coils. let's get that pedal thread popping blad!

[JB]

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good mail day: 2 picasso books and a guitar pedal. also just had my first skate of the year, though now I can't stop hacking. maybe it's time to quit smoking finally. 

[close]

What pedal did you get?

I just got a DOD carcosa fuzz for $40 on Facebook market. It's pretty wild. It can go from stooges style overdrive to super glitchy and sputtering weirdness.

[close]

Dude! I keep trying to talk myself out of getting the carcosa but I think you just convinced me,
(I'm almost at 60 pedals and at least 40 of them are fuzz/OD)
Got an old JHS Superbolt off reverb.com, nice saturated grit that mimics old supro amps and it seems to like my jag single coils. let's get that pedal thread popping blad!

60?! I'd be divorced if I had that many, but I've only been in the pedal game for maybe 6 months. I've got like 8 or 9 in my chain right now and more than half are dirt pedals. You can't go wrong with the Carcosa, especially how cheap you can find them. I've been on a big DOD kick and got a 250 preamp and a Gunslinger recently too and both of those smoke. Got my eyes on the Gonkulator too.

[friendly dave]

Just got officially clear by a doctor to go back to work at y full capacity after wrecking my knee a few days after christmas.

[glassbrain]

Yesterday at the park there was a group of bout 8 girls who just met eachother learning to skate, no parents just them, it was sick. Probably happens in bigger cities but this is a small town. A few even stayed into the night to keep skating, taking slams like a pro and getting back up.

Only bummer is theyre like 15, not actually a bummer at all, its actually a good thing, but... you know. Its just my dream is have a skate girlfriend, get a sweaty session together, then hit the car for some sweaty post session sex. Anyway, it was sick seeing a girl skate crew start to form.

[shit_for_brains]

Yesterday at the park there was a group of bout 8 girls who just met eachother learning to skate, no parents just them, it was sick. Probably happens in bigger cities but this is a small town. A few even stayed into the night to keep skating, taking slams like a pro and getting back up.

Only bummer is theyre like 15, not actually a bummer at all, its actually a good thing, but... you know. Its just my dream is have a skate girlfriend, get a sweaty session together, then hit the car for some sweaty post session sex. Anyway, it was sick seeing a girl skate crew start to form.

It's a shame they were kids so you can't fuck them, because you want to?

[glassbrain]

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Yesterday at the park there was a group of bout 8 girls who just met eachother learning to skate, no parents just them, it was sick. Probably happens in bigger cities but this is a small town. A few even stayed into the night to keep skating, taking slams like a pro and getting back up.

Only bummer is theyre like 15, not actually a bummer at all, its actually a good thing, but... you know. Its just my dream is have a skate girlfriend, get a sweaty session together, then hit the car for some sweaty post session sex. Anyway, it was sick seeing a girl skate crew start to form.

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It's a shame they were kids so you can't fuck them, because you want to?

On the deepest psychology level, yes, thats totally why.

I feel too old to fuck a chick without her having the look of stress of life itself on her face. But they gonna grow up to be to be pretty tho.

Wouldnt it be cooler if you could fuck all 8 though? Are you gay? Or asexual maybe? Its cool if you are. lgbt.

[shit_for_brains]

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Yesterday at the park there was a group of bout 8 girls who just met eachother learning to skate, no parents just them, it was sick. Probably happens in bigger cities but this is a small town. A few even stayed into the night to keep skating, taking slams like a pro and getting back up.

Only bummer is theyre like 15, not actually a bummer at all, its actually a good thing, but... you know. Its just my dream is have a skate girlfriend, get a sweaty session together, then hit the car for some sweaty post session sex. Anyway, it was sick seeing a girl skate crew start to form.

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It's a shame they were kids so you can't fuck them, because you want to?

[close]

On the deepest psychology level, yes, thats totally why.

I feel too old to fuck a chick without her having the look of stress of life itself on her face. But they gonna grow up to be to be pretty tho.

Wouldnt it be cooler if you could fuck all 8 though? Are you gay? Or asexual maybe? Its cool if you are. lgbt.

I just don't see 15 year olds and think it's a shame I can't fuck them. Like you. Because you wish you could fuck children.

[slappies]

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Yesterday at the park there was a group of bout 8 girls who just met eachother learning to skate, no parents just them, it was sick. Probably happens in bigger cities but this is a small town. A few even stayed into the night to keep skating, taking slams like a pro and getting back up.

Only bummer is theyre like 15, not actually a bummer at all, its actually a good thing, but... you know. Its just my dream is have a skate girlfriend, get a sweaty session together, then hit the car for some sweaty post session sex. Anyway, it was sick seeing a girl skate crew start to form.

[close]

It's a shame they were kids so you can't fuck them, because you want to?

[close]

On the deepest psychology level, yes, thats totally why.

I feel too old to fuck a chick without her having the look of stress of life itself on her face. But they gonna grow up to be to be pretty tho.

Wouldnt it be cooler if you could fuck all 8 though? Are you gay? Or asexual maybe? Its cool if you are. lgbt.

[close]

I just don't see 15 year olds and think it's a shame I can't fuck them. Like you. Because you wish you could fuck children.

Come on, you don't think it'd be a total dream come true to have stinky sex with 8 children?

[glassbrain]

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Yesterday at the park there was a group of bout 8 girls who just met eachother learning to skate, no parents just them, it was sick. Probably happens in bigger cities but this is a small town. A few even stayed into the night to keep skating, taking slams like a pro and getting back up.

Only bummer is theyre like 15, not actually a bummer at all, its actually a good thing, but... you know. Its just my dream is have a skate girlfriend, get a sweaty session together, then hit the car for some sweaty post session sex. Anyway, it was sick seeing a girl skate crew start to form.

[close]

It's a shame they were kids so you can't fuck them, because you want to?

[close]

On the deepest psychology level, yes, thats totally why.

I feel too old to fuck a chick without her having the look of stress of life itself on her face. But they gonna grow up to be to be pretty tho.

Wouldnt it be cooler if you could fuck all 8 though? Are you gay? Or asexual maybe? Its cool if you are. lgbt.

[close]

I just don't see 15 year olds and think it's a shame I can't fuck them. Like you. Because you wish you could fuck children.

I just thought it was a shame it wasnt a big group of 21 year olds with with big boobs skating instead. Hence why I say its actually a good thing theyre young, so we can just focus on the skating. Your fantasy of wanting me to fuck kids is something you created in your mind, possibly because you could be a pedophile.

[shit_for_brains]

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Yesterday at the park there was a group of bout 8 girls who just met eachother learning to skate, no parents just them, it was sick. Probably happens in bigger cities but this is a small town. A few even stayed into the night to keep skating, taking slams like a pro and getting back up.

Only bummer is theyre like 15, not actually a bummer at all, its actually a good thing, but... you know. Its just my dream is have a skate girlfriend, get a sweaty session together, then hit the car for some sweaty post session sex. Anyway, it was sick seeing a girl skate crew start to form.

[close]

It's a shame they were kids so you can't fuck them, because you want to?

[close]

On the deepest psychology level, yes, thats totally why.

I feel too old to fuck a chick without her having the look of stress of life itself on her face. But they gonna grow up to be to be pretty tho.

Wouldnt it be cooler if you could fuck all 8 though? Are you gay? Or asexual maybe? Its cool if you are. lgbt.

[close]

I just don't see 15 year olds and think it's a shame I can't fuck them. Like you. Because you wish you could fuck children.

[close]

I just thought it was a shame it wasnt a big group of 21 year olds with with big boobs skating instead. Hence why I say its actually a good thing theyre young, so we can just focus on the skating. Your fantasy of wanting me to fuck kids is something you created in your mind, possibly because you could be a pedophile.

you're sharktits again aren't you

[glassbrain]

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Yesterday at the park there was a group of bout 8 girls who just met eachother learning to skate, no parents just them, it was sick. Probably happens in bigger cities but this is a small town. A few even stayed into the night to keep skating, taking slams like a pro and getting back up.

Only bummer is theyre like 15, not actually a bummer at all, its actually a good thing, but... you know. Its just my dream is have a skate girlfriend, get a sweaty session together, then hit the car for some sweaty post session sex. Anyway, it was sick seeing a girl skate crew start to form.

[close]

It's a shame they were kids so you can't fuck them, because you want to?

[close]

On the deepest psychology level, yes, thats totally why.

I feel too old to fuck a chick without her having the look of stress of life itself on her face. But they gonna grow up to be to be pretty tho.

Wouldnt it be cooler if you could fuck all 8 though? Are you gay? Or asexual maybe? Its cool if you are. lgbt.

[close]

I just don't see 15 year olds and think it's a shame I can't fuck them. Like you. Because you wish you could fuck children.

[close]

I just thought it was a shame it wasnt a big group of 21 year olds with with big boobs skating instead. Hence why I say its actually a good thing theyre young, so we can just focus on the skating. Your fantasy of wanting me to fuck kids is something you created in your mind, possibly because you could be a pedophile.

[close]

you're sharktits again aren't you

No, I am your mortal enemy

[EXTRA SPICY]

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Yesterday at the park there was a group of bout 8 girls who just met eachother learning to skate, no parents just them, it was sick. Probably happens in bigger cities but this is a small town. A few even stayed into the night to keep skating, taking slams like a pro and getting back up.

Only bummer is theyre like 15, not actually a bummer at all, its actually a good thing, but... you know. Its just my dream is have a skate girlfriend, get a sweaty session together, then hit the car for some sweaty post session sex. Anyway, it was sick seeing a girl skate crew start to form.

[close]

It's a shame they were kids so you can't fuck them, because you want to?

[close]

On the deepest psychology level, yes, thats totally why.

I feel too old to fuck a chick without her having the look of stress of life itself on her face. But they gonna grow up to be to be pretty tho.

Wouldnt it be cooler if you could fuck all 8 though? Are you gay? Or asexual maybe? Its cool if you are. lgbt.

[close]

I just don't see 15 year olds and think it's a shame I can't fuck them. Like you. Because you wish you could fuck children.

[close]

I just thought it was a shame it wasnt a big group of 21 year olds with with big boobs skating instead. Hence why I say its actually a good thing theyre young, so we can just focus on the skating. Your fantasy of wanting me to fuck kids is something you created in your mind, possibly because you could be a pedophile.

[close]

you're sharktits again aren't you

Glassbrain sounds more like GISM or one of get anime accounts on here.