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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #40440 on: June 19, 2019, 03:43:53 PM »
blooms every 15 yrs or something rare i think. doesn't die right away but it will shut down for another decade or wwhatever.

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #40441 on: June 20, 2019, 12:41:18 PM »
when you start hooking up with one of those touch your dick in public kinda girls

blueballs doesnt come fucking close

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #40442 on: June 20, 2019, 06:24:15 PM »
blooms every 15 yrs or something rare i think. doesn't die right away but it will shut down for another decade or wwhatever.

Reminds me of the Kids in the Hall Sketch about "Grandpa's Last Poo".  Can't find it online RN.

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #40443 on: June 22, 2019, 05:15:52 PM »
i was talking to a pal swimming through relationship turds and he got things back on an even keel. he told me thanks for helping him hash it out, that made me feel good.
he goes 'when i was a kid you threw lit cigarettes at me but now you're someone i'm proud to call a friend.'

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #40444 on: June 22, 2019, 05:22:16 PM »
That’s the one in Berkeley right?

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #40445 on: June 22, 2019, 06:46:58 PM »
Did swiftwater rescue training with my search and rescue team today. We had a couple of the local sheriff deputies from their dive team come out and act as subjects. When we were practicing with throw bags, I fastballed one right off his chest to the far side of the river. He told me "good fucking throw". It's not often you get a chance to throw stuff at cops and get away with it.
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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #40446 on: June 24, 2019, 08:36:51 AM »
A bird tried to shit on me at the Pittsburgh Pirates game on Saturday. It missed me by what had to have been a few millimeters.

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not stoked on orcas today. leave the whales alone. big ass black and white motherfuckers. free willy can suck my dick

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #40447 on: June 24, 2019, 08:48:45 AM »
Unlucky...
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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #40448 on: June 24, 2019, 08:58:57 AM »
Unlucky...

A few years ago I was shit on by birds TWICE in one day, so this makes up for it.
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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #40449 on: June 24, 2019, 11:57:35 AM »
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Unlucky...
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A few years ago I was shit on by birds TWICE in one day, so this makes up for it.

#Blessed
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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #40450 on: June 24, 2019, 12:54:25 PM »
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Unlucky...
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A few years ago I was shit on by birds TWICE in one day, so this makes up for it.
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#Blessed
*Shalom
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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #40451 on: June 25, 2019, 06:43:27 AM »
Finally working steady enuf to pay my way in the band i'm doing with a friend of mine. Been skating a lot more, just generally feeling more alive. One job is at the pizza place i worked at in high school ..... that's a trip but def good money tips wise and a familiar environment, so easy peasy. The second tho is tight ! Second job is apprenticing at a local guitar and amp repair place. Had my first shift there last night, we finished restoring a 60s Wurlitzer electric piano... I'm stoked yall ! finally looking up.

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #40452 on: June 25, 2019, 07:48:06 AM »
A bird tried to shit on me at the Pittsburgh Pirates game on Saturday. It missed me by what had to have been a few millimeters.

At our local park, there's a gigantic tree that towers just about the spot where most kids leave their bags or play flatground games of SKATE just in the middle of everyone's lines, I guess because it's in its shade. Them getting shat on by birds is a daily occurrence and it's hilarious because they never ever seem to learn.

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #40453 on: June 25, 2019, 08:47:54 AM »
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A bird tried to shit on me at the Pittsburgh Pirates game on Saturday. It missed me by what had to have been a few millimeters.
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At our local park, there's a gigantic tree that towers just about the spot where most kids leave their bags or play flatground games of SKATE just in the middle of everyone's lines, I guess because it's in its shade. Them getting shat on by birds is a daily occurrence and it's hilarious because they never ever seem to learn.

They like to live dangerously.
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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #40454 on: June 25, 2019, 11:55:32 AM »
I passed my CCNA exam. So, allegedly, I get a raise now.

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #40455 on: June 25, 2019, 01:59:39 PM »
Pulled three bikes from a drainage ditch next to my work, all in good condition

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #40456 on: June 25, 2019, 05:48:00 PM »
Pulled three bikes from a drainage ditch next to my work, all in good condition
   Stolen and ditched.  Now that its all urs you should switch up the parts and paint the frames a bright reflective color.
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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #40457 on: June 26, 2019, 04:02:59 AM »
Played one of the biggest Metal festivals in Europe last weekend.

Reviews were amazing as well and we were placed in the top 10 (9) of best best performances of the festival. Along with Living Colour, Slayer, Halestrom, Slipknot etc.

The tents capacity was 5000 but there were people watching from the outside too, that was very cool.

The day afterwards we were in the hospital for my girls cancer check up... so that shows how relative this 'succes' really is.

It doesn't mean a damn thing, but it was a nice experience...









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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #40458 on: June 26, 2019, 05:30:13 AM »
Played one of the biggest Metal festivals in Europe last weekend.

Reviews were amazing as well and we were placed in the top 10 (9) of best best performances of the festival. Along with Living Colour, Slayer, Halestrom, Slipknot etc.

The tents capacity was 5000 but there were people watching from the outside too, that was very cool.

The day afterwards we were in the hospital for my girls cancer check up... so that shows how relative this 'succes' really is.

It doesn't mean a damn thing, but it was a nice experience...


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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #40459 on: June 27, 2019, 09:02:32 PM »
I finally built up the courage to shave my head completely bald and I have to say I’m pretty fucking stoked on it.

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #40460 on: June 28, 2019, 06:28:33 AM »
nothing rn to be honest. it’s all pretty shitty. lol
This has me cracking up, what exactly does Black Flag have to do with measuring your dick starting behind ya nuts?

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #40461 on: June 28, 2019, 09:55:54 AM »
nothing rn to be honest. it’s all pretty shitty. lol

maybe it's the dark before the dawn man!   
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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #40462 on: June 28, 2019, 11:21:32 AM »
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nothing rn to be honest. it’s all pretty shitty. lol
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maybe it's the dark before the dawn man!

let’s hope. thank you for that.
This has me cracking up, what exactly does Black Flag have to do with measuring your dick starting behind ya nuts?

Skateboarding is nothing but a game to find the right fits to appear like you're a proportional human being instead of a midget or a giant.

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #40463 on: June 28, 2019, 01:30:14 PM »
Smoked meat

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #40464 on: June 28, 2019, 03:43:53 PM »
Played one of the biggest Metal festivals in Europe last weekend.

Reviews were amazing as well and we were placed in the top 10 (9) of best best performances of the festival. Along with Living Colour, Slayer, Halestrom, Slipknot etc.

The tents capacity was 5000 but there were people watching from the outside too, that was very cool.

The day afterwards we were in the hospital for my girls cancer check up... so that shows how relative this 'succes' really is.

It doesn't mean a damn thing, but it was a nice experience...













That is sick! What is your band's name?
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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #40465 on: June 30, 2019, 02:50:18 AM »
good stuff, distant rumours! thought i'll shamelessly plug your band so you don't have to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNxA2540uFI

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #40466 on: June 30, 2019, 03:33:34 AM »
finally got around to biting the bullet and seeing a psychologist on thursday. nervous as fuck but it's not something i want to put off any longer.

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #40467 on: July 01, 2019, 03:28:18 AM »
finally got around to biting the bullet and seeing a psychologist on thursday. nervous as fuck but it's not something i want to put off any longer.

Stoked for you! Hopefully things will start to turn better. I've been struggling to make the call for a good month now.. Something about it scares the shit out of me even though I know it's good for me.

I'm stoked on my last weekend. Laughed and danced my ass of. I don't even remember when was the last time.
Also almost had a foursome with three women but we were so tired of the partying and decided just sleep together which was equally cool as well. Pride weekend was full of love!

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #40468 on: July 01, 2019, 07:19:53 AM »
Good luck, man. It’s a real scary thing to start, but I promise it gets easier.





On a lighter note, I enraged some nerds on Reddit yesterday by saying that bail photos being run in skate magazines isn’t that weird of a thing. Had no idea that was a controversial statement in 2019 lol.

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #40469 on: July 01, 2019, 07:30:35 AM »
finally got around to biting the bullet and seeing a psychologist on thursday. nervous as fuck but it's not something i want to put off any longer.

Hey yo you'll be good. It's just another person you can trust and that you'll be talking with. That alone can be liberating and it doesn't have to be serious, there's no bullet to bite here, you made a move that one can only benefit from. Don't make a mountain of your anxiety. I used to be super nervous about appointments and social interactions in general myself, especially as far as personal issues were concerned but once I realized it was just me putting so much unneeded stress on myself, danger was non-existent and that the source of my anxiety was an abstract construction I had forged in my head I started caring a lot less. Take it easy and that should click for you too. You made a positive choice, now kick back and enjoy the experience for what it is; you're safe, why wouldn't you be? Maybe try to keep your mind occupied in the meantime if you're still intimidated and you'll feel better before you realize it.