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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #18540 on: July 18, 2009, 05:58:30 PM »
free keg tonight and talking to a older girl on facebook. im sure it will turn out to be nothing but i will still try to drunkenly stab at her vagina with my penis.

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #18541 on: July 18, 2009, 06:48:54 PM »
went to a wedding today on a beach, no dressing up all they wanted was beach clothes. it was a good time with cute girls and great food.

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #18542 on: July 18, 2009, 07:19:48 PM »
my homie hooked me up with a free vintage selle san marcos saddle for my bike, and we're having a party at an indoor mini ramp tonight, then mod night until the wee hours. 

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #18543 on: July 18, 2009, 07:50:14 PM »
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feels like fall today.

sonic youth is playing a free show in st louis under the arch. hopefully i can make it..
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holy shit. i'm going to try get there for sure.

did you go? how was it?

I'm leaving for Edmonton in a few hours to visit for 2 weeks, I'm also seeing Eagles of Death Metal in Calgary. Perfect way to end the summer.

nice, you're in for a treat. they put on a really good show.
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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #18544 on: July 18, 2009, 08:06:13 PM »
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feels like fall today.

sonic youth is playing a free show in st louis under the arch. hopefully i can make it..
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holy shit. i'm going to try get there for sure.
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did you go? how was it?
nope, i piled out. bummer.

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #18545 on: July 19, 2009, 01:06:31 AM »
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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #18546 on: July 19, 2009, 02:47:41 AM »
took such a big shit it clogged the toilet alone, no paper. fuck yeah, then i flashed gang signs to the world.


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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #18547 on: July 19, 2009, 06:42:51 AM »
I thought my second semester would start tomorrow but turns out I have another 18 days of vacation.

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #18548 on: July 19, 2009, 10:14:40 AM »
i met a girl for the first time last night. drank 40oz's with her, and then fucked her while leonard cohen played in the background.
No holds barred, til labias say "free us"
then its straight to your kids' school, wine coolers in the Prius

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #18549 on: July 19, 2009, 10:16:40 AM »
going to see modest mouse in august. if they play 5+ songs pre-the moon and Antarctica then i will be doubly happy!
Spray it like a high-rank sniper in the West Bank.

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #18550 on: July 19, 2009, 11:41:27 AM »
seeing gogol bordello on thursday. turning 21 on friday.

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #18551 on: July 19, 2009, 12:38:28 PM »
my birthday is tomorrow but since its a monday were having people over today. gonna be grilling and beers. stoked  8)

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #18552 on: July 19, 2009, 01:47:01 PM »
De La Soul is going to be in Charlotte on August 8th, best thing about that is its my 21st birthday.
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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #18553 on: July 19, 2009, 01:53:01 PM »
Since I broke up with my gf, and been getting all this puss thrown in my face, I've decided that, before I go skating today, I'm gonna go to a strip club.

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #18554 on: July 19, 2009, 05:19:41 PM »
Since I broke up with my gf, and been getting all this puss thrown in my face, I've decided that, before I go skating today, I'm gonna go to a strip club.

why don't you just skip the strip club and go get all that puss?

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #18555 on: July 19, 2009, 07:25:31 PM »
maybe your girlfriend was cheating on you before you broke up, that would explain the puss, does it ooze out of the bell head or is it more of a dripping puss?

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #18556 on: July 19, 2009, 08:56:18 PM »
I've been meeting a lot of chicks lately but haven't been able to seal the deal. Basically either making out or some serious bumping and grinding on the dance floor, but none are interested in the one nighter. So I thought I'll check out the strip club and see whats good. It was dark as fuck in there, and some skinny chick with fake tits gave me a fucking serious dry/humping lap dance/hand job. I stayed around for a little bit longer then I went and checked out the new skate park in Seattle.

Sorry not puss, but pussy.

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #18557 on: July 19, 2009, 09:15:52 PM »
learned a few new tricks on some mellow tranny including feebles to fakie, which im extra stoked on. figured it was fitting since i just set up a big fat creature deck. skated a whole bunch this weekend.
She can't complain about it being gross- she's shooting pussy juice at your face.

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #18558 on: July 19, 2009, 10:24:11 PM »
Today a swimwear model made me a steak dinner and a gin & tonic.

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #18559 on: July 19, 2009, 10:26:41 PM »
Pizza Hut & Corona

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #18560 on: July 20, 2009, 03:25:26 AM »
Today a swimwear model made me a steak dinner and a gin & tonic.
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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #18561 on: July 20, 2009, 08:19:41 AM »

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #18562 on: July 20, 2009, 12:56:00 PM »
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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #18563 on: July 20, 2009, 12:57:41 PM »
went to the bar last night and they let me wear the big foam guiness costume.

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #18564 on: July 20, 2009, 04:35:38 PM »
went to the bar last night and they let me wear the big foam guiness costume.

so sick

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #18565 on: July 20, 2009, 04:38:46 PM »
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went to the bar last night and they let me wear the big foam guiness costume.
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so sick

haha they let me stand on the side of the road and try to get cars into the parking lot. if i succeeded i got a free drink. no one came but it was still good fun.

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #18566 on: July 20, 2009, 05:43:50 PM »
A dude working at Underworld put aside a pair of the Booze and tits until tomorrow when they go on sale, we got to talking about the korean dude who bought up evey pair of janoskis and sold them overseas where they couldnt get them and he felt bad so put aside a pair, pretty hyped

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #18567 on: July 20, 2009, 08:05:24 PM »
i just won tickets off a radio show! ...to a sold out concert, that i was really bummed about having to miss. yay!


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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #18568 on: July 21, 2009, 07:07:18 AM »

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Re: things you are stoked on
« Reply #18569 on: July 21, 2009, 08:22:18 AM »
Listened almost the whole day to Wu at work