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Re: say it aint so, portia! say it aint so!
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2008, 02:09:21 PM »
ellen degeneres should have married owen wilson and made the wolds first human clone
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Re: say it aint so, portia! say it aint so!
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2008, 04:39:38 PM »
 :'(

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Re: say it aint so, portia! say it aint so!
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2008, 04:41:28 PM »
How distasteful.

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Re: say it aint so, portia! say it aint so!
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2008, 05:13:39 PM »
I apologize on her behalf, Toombsie. I'm sure she meant nothing personal by it. I mean, If you had the chance, you would marry Portia, right?
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Re: say it aint so, portia! say it aint so!
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2008, 05:28:09 PM »
shes hot, talented, probably loaded, and a lesbian.  wouldnt you?

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Re: say it aint so, portia! say it aint so!
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2008, 05:38:10 PM »
 ???   :'(
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Re: say it aint so, portia! say it aint so!
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2008, 06:06:00 PM »
not all homosexuals are flamboyant... and... oh my god, I have the exact same blouse!
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Re: say it aint so, portia! say it aint so!
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2008, 06:09:25 PM »
shes hot, talented, probably loaded, and a lesbian.  wouldnt you?

I already have. Well, we've had the honeymoon (in my mind), at least. Yes, yes, yes! I do!
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Re: say it aint so, portia! say it aint so!
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2008, 07:13:51 PM »
he's prolly packin 13 inches

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Re: say it aint so, portia! say it aint so!
« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2008, 10:59:02 PM »
shes ugly.