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they are building the first time machine
« on: August 17, 2008, 01:21:49 AM »
i find this stuff interesting but being a scientist would hurt my head
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRWwI61so5Q&feature=related
also, what a landmark year it would be to build the worlds first time machine and find a real  >:( SASQUATCH >:(

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Re: they are building the first time machine
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2008, 01:38:15 AM »
why dont you build a time machine, and not start this thread

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Re: they are building the first time machine
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2008, 02:50:29 AM »
holy shit deer mutt, you must be pretty bummed out with the reply you got. total bummer high. better just go skate, listen to some ODB you know?
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« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2008, 03:47:38 AM »
its not as bad as i thought it would be. my room is such a sauna
you lazy asshole show me it



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« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2008, 04:10:18 AM »
its not as bad as i thought it would be. my room is such a sauna
you lazy asshole show me it




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« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2008, 06:45:16 AM »
i love science.

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Re: they are building the first time machine
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2008, 06:52:32 AM »

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Re: they are building the first time machine
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2008, 07:22:03 AM »
A time machine based off of a black hole (even a little mini one) would destroy anything that passed through it. If a human went through one, there'd be a point where his head would be millions of miles away from his feet, and he'd be stretched out until he was just a floating drop of sub atomic particles.

There have been some fucking crazy experiments with quantum particles for a while though... time travel, teleportation, having one particle in two places at once, and all other sorts of silly shit that can only be done in that weird little universe.

One other quantum physics mindfuck: simply observing quantum particles in action can have an effect on them. Crazy shit.

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Re: they are building the first time machine
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2008, 07:49:05 AM »
that movie Primer was good.

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Re: they are building the first time machine
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2008, 07:59:03 AM »
no it wasn't.
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Re: they are building the first time machine
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2008, 09:38:51 AM »
There are men much smarter and much more credible than that fucking kook who've shown you can never go backwards in time under any possible circumstance.

It's common knowledge though that you can go forward in time, in a way... because the faster you go the slower time passes from your perspective. As you approach the speed of light time passes very slow for you. So from your perspective, to travel at near-light speed (never at the actual speed of light because it's impossible) for say, one year's time, would take thousands of years from the perspective of those on earth who're moving very slow, because time passes much faster for them.

In fact, this relativity can be measured with our satellites. Satellites in lower orbit orbit at extremely high speeds (easily upwards of 10 thousand miles per hour) and those with clocks that need to be synchronized with clocks on earth must account for this difference in the speed of time. The clocks on the satellites must be speed up slightly, or they would become synchronized with those on earth.

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« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2008, 10:16:01 AM »
One other quantum physics mindfuck: simply observing quantum particles in action can have an effect on them. Crazy shit.
that double-slit experiment still baffles me.

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« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2008, 11:10:50 AM »
A time machine based off of a black hole (even a little mini one) would destroy anything that passed through it. If a human went through one, there'd be a point where his head would be millions of miles away from his feet, and he'd be stretched out until he was just a floating drop of sub atomic particles.

There have been some fucking crazy experiments with quantum particles for a while though... time travel, teleportation, having one particle in two places at once, and all other sorts of silly shit that can only be done in that weird little universe.

One other quantum physics mindfuck: simply observing quantum particles in action can have an effect on them. Crazy shit.
thats not really a new one its called superposition. I really like science
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Re: they are building the first time machine
« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2008, 01:39:30 PM »
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Re: they are building the first time machine
« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2008, 01:51:16 PM »
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Re: they are building the first time machine
« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2008, 04:08:05 PM »
I forget the name of the scientist but

"The universe is not only stranger than we suppose, it is stranger than we can suppose"


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Re: they are building the first time machine
« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2008, 04:40:29 PM »
The mere thought of such travel is proposturous.

Though one is inclined to think that traveling back with such knowledges I have now would be rater useful in some of my latter backgammon encounters.

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« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2008, 05:54:37 PM »
I forget the name of the scientist but

"The universe is not only stranger than we suppose, it is stranger than we can suppose"



I like that a lot

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Re: they are building the first time machine
« Reply #19 on: August 17, 2008, 06:00:54 PM »
whats the point of this, when scientists have no idea how a cubic yard of soil works?

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Re: they are building the first time machine
« Reply #20 on: August 17, 2008, 06:39:21 PM »
is Count Dooku narrating?