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what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« on: August 25, 2008, 05:53:17 PM »
i want to get a small pet that is interesting to watch. i want to watch animals eat bugs while chillaxin with my room mate hittin the bong, 420 style of course.

 i dont want a big thing that will seek attention. a reptile or a small mammal. 

 i dont have that much money.

 what should i get?
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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2008, 05:55:47 PM »
a chameleon is the ultimate stoner pet.

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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2008, 05:57:31 PM »
buy two rabbits and watch them fuck while you're stoned. it'll blow you away.

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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2008, 05:57:40 PM »
my dealer has a fish, posters of women on his wall, an xbox 360, and he just bought a dj set. he is so 420.

 i dont really want to be 420 but i do want to get high and watch animals.

 anyone have a chameleon? is it hard to take care of and all?
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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2008, 05:58:57 PM »
i dont want to take care of little rabbit babies.

 is a rat (EDIT: RABBIT) boner special or something? or is their sex interesting like slug sex?

 i did watch a rabbit the other day eating everything it saw. it was a little rascal.
« Last Edit: August 25, 2008, 06:50:04 PM by tonycoxhox »
"we were going digital, ignoring all but the most core matter from history and focusing on the most complicated structures in order to make our lives more simple, but we could not escape from the cage, the past, and "reality" so we surrendered to short term drug euphoria." - John Albertson (on LSD)

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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2008, 06:01:23 PM »
you sell the rabbit babies, mate. that's weed money right there. what a nice little circle you'd have going on there.

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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2008, 06:31:56 PM »


1. Go to the animal shelter

2. Ask em which sweet dog or cat only has months to live and is slated for euthanasia

3. This way you'll only have this pet for 3-4 months, it's good practice for the real thing

4. It may not eat bugs (though my cat does). But watching it die may be a deep or funny 420 moment depending on your nature, and your weed.

5. Call the vet to come euthanize it and try to cop some narcs for yourself.
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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2008, 07:20:10 PM »
if three toed sloths didn't have such unique diets they'd make for amazing pets.

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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2008, 07:22:09 PM »
rabbits can be cool, depends on what kind u get and how u raise it.  I found this dude in the backyard when he was young, now he chills.

« Last Edit: August 25, 2008, 07:23:46 PM by ccc333 »

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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2008, 07:28:57 PM »
rabbits can be cool, depends on what kind u get and how u raise it.  I found this dude in the backyard when he was young, now he chills.



that's awesome.

you should get a praying mantis. i had one. just injure some flies and place them in front of him. he will eat their heads first. ITS DOPE

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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2008, 08:23:47 PM »
buy two rabbits and watch them fuck while you're stoned. it'll blow you away.
I have rabbits and i really hate them

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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2008, 09:09:54 PM »




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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2008, 09:21:28 PM »
get a bearded dragon those guys are sick and there mad easy to take care of and cheap also,

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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2008, 09:41:31 PM »





or get with the new age... the old new age



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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2008, 10:01:53 PM »
I've been meaning to get a turtle.

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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #15 on: August 25, 2008, 11:10:11 PM »



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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2008, 11:10:52 PM »

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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #17 on: August 25, 2008, 11:17:41 PM »
I've been meaning to get a turtle.

I had one when i was a kid, he was pretty cool. that could be a good pet tony.

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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #18 on: August 26, 2008, 01:02:02 AM »
I heard that a ridiculous number, like I think 90% of the pet turtles don't survive their first year. But if they do they can get mad old.
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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #19 on: August 26, 2008, 06:09:59 AM »
they smell bad...

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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #20 on: August 26, 2008, 06:18:44 AM »


savannah monitor's are pretty cool if you don't mind feeding your pet mice. too gnar for my blood but had a friend that had one and it was a pretty intereting pet.

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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #21 on: August 26, 2008, 06:39:45 AM »
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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #22 on: August 26, 2008, 07:23:02 AM »
Get a cat... while you're getting 420'd, you can get your little feline strung out on 'nip.

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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #23 on: August 26, 2008, 07:37:30 AM »

a hyena!
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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #24 on: August 26, 2008, 07:47:41 AM »
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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #25 on: August 26, 2008, 07:57:19 AM »
get a fuckin monkey. serious.
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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #26 on: August 26, 2008, 08:20:31 AM »
bugs....they got some gnarly ones in japan....

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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #27 on: August 26, 2008, 08:23:40 AM »
I rolled my ankle jacking off on a ladder.

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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #28 on: August 26, 2008, 10:20:01 AM »
A sheep is good for those lonely nights

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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #29 on: August 26, 2008, 10:34:18 AM »
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