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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #30 on: August 26, 2008, 10:42:11 AM »
Get a tiny kitten and spray paint him crazy colors and train him to run really fast, so when you're stoned bro'd chase him around your disgusting apartment and try to catch him.

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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #31 on: August 26, 2008, 10:47:02 AM »

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« Reply #33 on: August 26, 2008, 12:36:26 PM »
dear tony,

   i was actually just stepping out the door when i was struck by a realization of what the perfect pet would be for you:

   think of the "wanna see my..." pick up lines you could use on chicks or whoever with one of these in your room:



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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #34 on: August 26, 2008, 12:58:29 PM »
A sheep is good for those lonely nights

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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #35 on: August 26, 2008, 02:00:47 PM »
thanks for all the suggestions guys. i decided to get a horse. my dad just installed this horse room in the basement. it has hay in it.

 my mom said the horse should be coming soon. if my parents dont get me what i want, i get pissed and start abusing drugs. then i get what i want.
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« Reply #36 on: August 26, 2008, 02:26:10 PM »
thanks for all the suggestions guys. i decided to get a horse. my dad just installed this horse room in the basement. it has hay in it.

 my mom said the horse should be coming soon. if my parents dont get me what i want, i get pissed and start abusing drugs. then i get what i want.

please elaborate...

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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #37 on: August 26, 2008, 02:34:42 PM »
im sure you have your own way of getting things the way you want them to be.
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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #38 on: August 26, 2008, 03:19:27 PM »
ok, seriously. i only want a pet that will stay in a glass box or a wired cage. i dont want a bird because they are loud and live too long. i dont have that much money so i wont be able to buy expensive food for the pet.  i want the pet to be a small pet. anyone still have any suggestions?
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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #39 on: August 26, 2008, 03:55:57 PM »
go to the zoo, winnipeg's is great.  you can enjoy the animals in their natural state, yet wont be responsible for cleaning up after them.

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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #40 on: August 26, 2008, 04:11:51 PM »
the nagoya zoo is WAY better.
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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #41 on: August 26, 2008, 11:52:43 PM »
Get a ferret Tony.
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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #42 on: August 27, 2008, 01:19:24 AM »
what would be exciting about a ferret? 


 my friend already has a good name for a pet. Candy.
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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #43 on: August 27, 2008, 01:34:23 AM »
tony,

hedgehog?

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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #44 on: August 27, 2008, 02:02:19 AM »
definitely no birds. Loud annoying motherfuckers. They don't necessarily live that long, my roommate left me in charge of two of his parokeets and I went on a weekend roadtrip. When I got back two days later they were both dead. His response to the death "well, they had a good run." He wasn't pissed at all.
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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #45 on: August 27, 2008, 03:46:51 AM »
Get a worm. They eat mud.


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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #46 on: August 27, 2008, 09:30:31 AM »
what about those mice that are bred to be fed to snakes? They cost like 2 euro at most and you're doing them a favour if they just live a single day after puchase. God can't blame you for letting them starve, cause you still saved them from the beast snake.

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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #47 on: August 27, 2008, 11:29:39 AM »
what would be exciting about a ferret? 


 my friend already has a good name for a pet. Candy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FHVYAsJ6OM
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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #48 on: August 27, 2008, 11:50:48 AM »
Get a worm. They eat mud.



This actually made me laugh, and yes get a worm because i think that's close enough to what your looking for.

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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #49 on: August 27, 2008, 12:04:38 PM »
just get a rat man, party rat, blow weed smoke in its cage feed it beer and donuts

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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #50 on: August 27, 2008, 12:10:53 PM »
Get a gecko or some shit... they eat crickets or whatever which are pretty cheap.
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Re: what kind of pet should i get? (a normal thread)
« Reply #51 on: August 27, 2008, 12:55:01 PM »
Seriously though, I used to have these giant toads. They were called South American Horned Toads. They may be the same thing as Pac Man frogs, I'm not real smart. Anywho, I fed them goldfish, crickets and pinky mice. As the toads grew I fed them bigger and bigger mice until they could chug down a live adult mouse. It was super awesome. One time I threw a pinky mouse between them and they both chomped it at once and had a tug o' war with it. They ripped the thing in half. They grew to be bigger than a Carl's Jr. Six Dollar burger. They died when I fed them salamanders. They were named Chet and Norm after Chet from Wierd Science when Lisa turned him into a blob of poop and Norm from Cheers.

I also had a couple of lizrds called anolls. They were small and could camoflauge into plants. They more I handled them the mellower they got so they would just chill with me.

If you get any kind of reptile make sure that you put vitamin supplements on their food. I noticed this would make them healthier and more active.