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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #1320 on: April 12, 2012, 12:33:37 PM »
nashville is a really good team, and hockey seems to b ea legit sport down there, i can dig that.

They are the NASCAR of the NHL
For christ's sake, their mascot flys onto the ice driving a 4wheeler!


I dig it too.
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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #1321 on: April 12, 2012, 04:56:22 PM »
'Twas the night before playoffs, and all through Vancouver
slept overconfident fans unaware their team would be losers.
The skates were all hung in the lockers with care,
awaiting the players that soon would be there.

Luongo was nestled, all snug in his bed
while nightmares of Mike Richards appeared in his head.
Carter rushing forward, King with him on the attack
As Lou braces for position, then falls on his back.

As that first of many, many pucks whistled by
Luongo rolled over, with tears in his eyes
When out of nowhere, his cellphone did ring
and he woke to the voice of his teammate, Henrik Sedin.

"Lou, I'm afraid... and feel a little bit sick,
I'm afraid I can't get one past top goalie Jonathan Quick..."
Luongo interrupted, and was a little bit stern,
"I can't help you there, I've my own concerns!"

When he got back in bed, and tried oh so hard to sleep,
He remembered Kopitar, and Williams, and started to weep.
And Doughty! And Mitchell! And Brown, and Stoll!
He shuddered at visions of goal after goal.

He knew it right then, that his team would fall,
and that once they'd bested Vancouver, the Kings would take all.
... Meanwhile across town, the Kings slept just fine,
each with only one vision, "The cup will be mine!"







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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #1322 on: April 12, 2012, 05:04:48 PM »
LETS GO HAWKS, also why wasnt shea webber suspended for that shit he pulled on zetterburg totally unnecessary
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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #1323 on: April 12, 2012, 06:10:08 PM »
nashville is a really good team, and hockey seems to b ea legit sport down there, i can dig that.

that shea weber zetterberg thing at the end was such horse shit. it's crazy he only got a $2500 fine

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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #1324 on: April 12, 2012, 08:24:58 PM »
whats up with that LA kings tweet, frisco?  like what, is the rest of the nation supposed to be shitting on Vancouver now?  fuck that, i've had love for the 'nucks since the Bure days



also:  does anyone know where one would watch Live feeds of the games, on-line?  I'm desperate, and gamecenter isn't allowing me to join right now and nigga dont have cable.  help

it's okay to hate but you need to apply all hate evenly and fairly.

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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #1325 on: April 12, 2012, 09:32:34 PM »

also:  does anyone know where one would watch Live feeds of the games, on-line?  I'm desperate, and gamecenter isn't allowing me to join right now and nigga dont have cable.  help



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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #1326 on: April 12, 2012, 10:00:00 PM »
'Twas the night before playoffs, and all through Vancouver
slept overconfident fans unaware their team would be losers.
The skates were all hung in the lockers with care,
awaiting the players that soon would be there.

Luongo was nestled, all snug in his bed
while nightmares of Mike Richards appeared in his head.
Carter rushing forward, King with him on the attack
As Lou braces for position, then falls on his back.

As that first of many, many pucks whistled by
Luongo rolled over, with tears in his eyes
When out of nowhere, his cellphone did ring
and he woke to the voice of his teammate, Henrik Sedin.

"Lou, I'm afraid... and feel a little bit sick,
I'm afraid I can't get one past top goalie Jonathan Quick..."
Luongo interrupted, and was a little bit stern,
"I can't help you there, I've my own concerns!"

When he got back in bed, and tried oh so hard to sleep,
He remembered Kopitar, and Williams, and started to weep.
And Doughty! And Mitchell! And Brown, and Stoll!
He shuddered at visions of goal after goal.

He knew it right then, that his team would fall,
and that once they'd bested Vancouver, the Kings would take all.
... Meanwhile across town, the Kings slept just fine,
each with only one vision, "The cup will be mine!"







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whats up with that LA kings tweet, frisco?  like what, is the rest of the nation supposed to be shitting on Vancouver now?  fuck that, i've had love for the 'nucks since the Bure days


Canucks have been the must hated team in the league for a while. I hate many canuck "fans" the riots last year bringing out the worst. And I dont want to hear that shit about anarchists or bridge and tunnel peeps who arent fans. Canuck fans have this entitlement that makes me so angry. We have a 3 year window to win the cup, last year was one, next year is a stretch.

Im really hoping we bring a better effort tomorrow night, it is a must win.

I can understand Bitz getting two games, but Weber getting none is fucking regular. Shanahan absolutely shit the bed on that one and he knows it. Zetterbergs helmet was cracked, the game was over and he gets a 2,500$ fine? What the fuck? Thats literally what he makes in one shift

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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #1327 on: April 12, 2012, 10:45:11 PM »
A stadium of fans chanting "bullshit" after that Bitz hit is enough for me to re-up on my Canucks hate for the next few years.

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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #1328 on: April 13, 2012, 10:27:36 AM »
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nashville is a really good team, and hockey seems to b ea legit sport down there, i can dig that.
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that shea weber zetterberg thing at the end was such horse shit. it's crazy he only got a $2500 fine

I try to have unbias opinion being a Wings fan, but 2,500 isnt shit. I could afford that fine. Gary Bettman was in the stands and the refs were calling everything possible. And in a league that is try to focus on head shots and suspend accordingly, this is just insane. If Wayne Simmonds would have done that to Crosby, he'd be banned from ever putting on a pair of skates.

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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #1329 on: April 13, 2012, 10:54:25 AM »
2,500 is the max fine you can give someone. and they arent gonna suspend a star in the playoffs for that anyways, it wasnt that crazy

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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #1330 on: April 13, 2012, 12:47:45 PM »
2,500 is the max fine you can give someone. and they arent gonna suspend a star in the playoffs for that anyways, it wasnt that crazy

grabbing someone's head and throwing into the glass twice when the game is already over isn't crazy?

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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #1331 on: April 13, 2012, 01:08:55 PM »
no, it isnt. its playoff hockey, grow up

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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #1332 on: April 13, 2012, 01:35:21 PM »

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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #1333 on: April 13, 2012, 04:21:21 PM »
Canucks fans are the worst. They fucking boo every call against them, regardless of whether it was justified. They booed saku koivu in a shootout in the 80th game of the year. They(we) come off as uneducated when they boo that bitz hit, its embarassing and stupid.also dudes calling into radio shows during the regular season, saying we should trade raymond for rick nash.

Also the general apathy at the rink is pathetic. If you can't get excited for a repeat presidents trophy team, makes me wonder how many fans will simply lose interest if the canucks miss the playoffs a few years in a row.
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #1334 on: April 13, 2012, 04:27:23 PM »
Weber makes $7.5 million this season, $2500 is nothing to him. This Panthers and Devils series is going to fucking blow.

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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #1335 on: April 13, 2012, 05:24:24 PM »
The amount of the fine means nothing. The fine itself is just there so the league can say "watch your step." Weber's under the microscope now, and if he fucks up again THEN there will be discipline.

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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #1336 on: April 13, 2012, 06:56:19 PM »
pens/flyers game 2: A Good-Ass Game Of Hockey.

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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #1337 on: April 13, 2012, 10:10:39 PM »
I think shanny felt that weber's hit wasn't dangerous, just chicken shit, and apparently chicken shit isn't a problem...

The Canucks are my team, and that whole 'Canada's most hated team' is some media bullshit, but I get why people may not like them.  The twins are hard to like, Kesler and Burrows dive like soccer players, and Louie is Louie..... Like for team Canada.....Canadians would grudgingly take Burrows for the 4th line, and Louie as a back up.

Enough about the nucks.....check out those Pens.....

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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #1338 on: April 13, 2012, 10:46:12 PM »
GIROUX.

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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #1339 on: April 13, 2012, 11:11:39 PM »
Im on pace to make 300$

Everyone, I mean Everyone picked Pens in my pool, no one picked a single Flyer except me.

I have Giroux, Jagr, Hartnell and Timmonen also picked up Parise and Elias and Timmy Thomas

It's still early in all these series but its a good start

These Canucks are a real heartbreaking team to watch. Back to back presidents trophies, only to play like this in the playoffs.

Richards, Brown and Quick are playing way too good for us to get back in this series. If we split in LA I will be surprised.

Hopefully this loss tonight will be humbling to Canucks Nation. We can get away from being so fucking arrogant, seriously read a Canucks message board. There are some absolutely delusional fans

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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #1340 on: April 14, 2012, 04:00:55 AM »
Elias first goal. What the hell did the Panthers defensemen thinking?
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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #1341 on: April 14, 2012, 10:13:27 AM »
Vancouver lost again, oh boy...............

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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #1342 on: April 15, 2012, 02:30:44 AM »
i made my picks while high and picked daniel instead of henrik i guess
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #1343 on: April 15, 2012, 03:25:46 AM »
Really happy that Senators took the last game. I wonder how many shots on goal Erik Karlsson got?
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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #1344 on: April 15, 2012, 11:05:10 AM »
Hagelin's headshot on Alfredsson, Carkner kicking the shit out of Boyle, Dubinsky getting ejected and smashing the Gatorade cooler, Phillips shoulder to the head of Callahan, Galiardi shoulder to the head of McDonald, Burns shoulder to the head of Nichol, Sobotka beating the shit out of Moore and breaking his nose, Roman Polak and Justin Braun and Barrett Jackman as well, and Shaw shoulder to the head on Smith.




Fucking awesome night.

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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #1345 on: April 15, 2012, 03:37:58 PM »
Well, time to wave goodbye to the Pens. They don't look like they want it at all right now.

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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #1346 on: April 15, 2012, 04:52:00 PM »
The Flyers/pens game was the most entertaining game ive seen all year.

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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #1347 on: April 15, 2012, 06:25:06 PM »
The Flyers/pens game was the most entertaining game ive seen all year.

Agreed. I want tonight's Canucks/Kings game to go the same route. God probably isn't that kind though. That son of a bitch.

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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #1348 on: April 15, 2012, 07:58:26 PM »
The Flyers/pens game was the most entertaining game ive seen all year.
The past three games were horrible.  Seriously, this last game must have been the 2nd worst game I've seen in about 3 years.  Hair pulling was unintentional because Hartnell has a faggot ginger fro that goes over his shoulders, but everything else was a disappointment.  Yeah, I think Pens need some regrouping.

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Re: Hockey Talk
« Reply #1349 on: April 15, 2012, 08:25:30 PM »
the 3 games have been great, sounds like your just a little salty that hartnell and the boys have been stuntin on the pens