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Heart Attack Grill
« on: September 30, 2008, 07:10:05 AM »
Looks like there's a new hooters on the block









3:02 is pretty funny
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Re: Heart Attact Grill
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2008, 07:24:37 AM »
So now it's illegal to wear a naughty nurse costume and serve people horrendous(ly yummy looking) food?
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Re: Heart Attact Grill
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2008, 07:25:58 AM »
Quote from: Sleazy on September 30, 2008, 07:10:05 AM
Looks like there's a new hooters on the block




they serve their burgers with raisins??  im down....

gnarred, best thing ive seen in a while....
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Re: Heart Attact Grill
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2008, 08:58:21 AM »
weak sauce is weak sauce
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Re: Heart Attact Grill
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2008, 09:04:06 AM »
Quote from: Sleazy on September 30, 2008, 08:58:21 AM
weak sauce is weak sauce
mad weak sauce
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Re: Heart Attact Grill
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2008, 11:23:26 AM »
Half of me wants that burger more than anything, and the other half just wants to vomit.
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Re: Heart Attack Grill
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2008, 02:03:49 PM »
I don't know about letting some weird makeup covered acne faced slut feed me a pound and a half of greasy beef and bacon and american cheese, but I'd probably be down.
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Re: Heart Attack Grill
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2008, 02:10:17 PM »
I could see myself buying one of those tipple bypasses after a day of skating, then getting sick halfway through and hating myself.
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Re: Heart Attack Grill
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2008, 02:12:02 PM »
i don't think my mouth could handle anything beyond a double. not sure how you'd eat something like that.
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Re: Heart Attact Grill
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2008, 03:31:07 PM »
Quote from: lenny on September 30, 2008, 11:23:26 AM
Half of me wants that burger more than anything, and the other half just wants to vomit.

i think thats what the skanked waitresses are for.
they represent the burger
part of you wants to put it in, the other half of you wants to remember in it in the morning and slit your wrist while listening to the smiths.
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Re: Heart Attack Grill
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2008, 04:47:47 PM »
Mmmmm prostitutes and meat give my stomach and wiener a boner
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Re: Heart Attack Grill
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2008, 05:23:28 PM »



forgive me.
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Re: Heart Attack Grill
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2008, 05:57:26 PM »
Quote from: Sleazy on September 30, 2008, 07:10:05 AM
3:02 is pretty funny

Ha that bitch didn't know what to say. Dork!
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Re: Heart Attact Grill
« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2008, 10:02:55 AM »
Quote from: Shoryuken on September 30, 2008, 08:54:22 AM
american food in general is fucking WEAK SAUCE.
There's no such thing as American food in general... besides fast food I guess. Scope the regional food thread.
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Re: Heart Attack Grill
« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2008, 10:04:57 AM »
well there's New American but that's more panty remover than actual food
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Re: Heart Attack Grill
« Reply #15 on: October 01, 2008, 10:33:05 AM »
No, there is not one single grocery store in the continental United States.  We have to go to Hawaii or Alaska to do our shopping.  I prefer Alaska.  That way I can check on those silly Russians.
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