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The Kind of People You Hate
« on: October 19, 2008, 01:12:51 PM »
I think I'm racist against philosophy students.

When you see a 20 year old in full tweed suit and tie reading Descartes in a Harvey's (this actually happened today), and you know he's a future corporate lawyer stooging it up, or you hear a bunch of them "debating" each other at a lame college party by reciting what they learned in class verbatim.

One time I saw a band that was composed completely of philosophy students.  They were like the philosophy all-stars.  So dreamy... but I'll puke on them.  This has been a long standing prejudice that will probably last into old age.

What generalizations do you cling to to get your angry shit juices flowing?

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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2008, 01:23:54 PM »
19/20 kids my age and younger


and thats being nice

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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2008, 01:26:15 PM »
my friends who became coke heads and burnt out fucks

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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2008, 01:28:49 PM »
my friends who became coke heads and burnt out fucks
this about covers it.
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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2008, 01:31:30 PM »
Kids that rock climb and like the Grateful Dead because they "smoked a bunch of weed".
Kids that like Bob Marley because he had dreads and smoked weed.
Basically every single kid 18 and younger. With the exception of a few.


Oh yeah, and a lot of hipsters with some exceptions.
The answer is Dutch Masters, you fat fucking catastrophe.

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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2008, 01:39:41 PM »
Kids that rock climb and like the Grateful Dead because they "smoked a bunch of weed".
Kids that like Bob Marley because he had dreads and smoked weed.
Basically every single kid 18 and younger. With the exception of a few.


Oh yeah, and a lot of hipsters with some exceptions.

I liked the dead before I started puffing, does that count?

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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2008, 01:39:55 PM »
fake people who treat their friends like shit, but somehow everyone still likes them
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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2008, 01:51:02 PM »
pedagogues who try too hard. 50 year old hippie professors who think they're still 22.

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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2008, 01:53:03 PM »
fake people who treat their friends like shit, but somehow everyone still likes them

   Oh jesus... i go to private school and there's a network of elitists who all hang out together and take an overkill amount of pictures and put them on facebook. it's a private school system that goes from k-12 and basically everyone besides me has gone there since conception. (i started freshman year.) it's all politics and they're all rich or at least have parents that make a 6 figure income. everyone in the school thinks i'm a wierd awkward douche, and i can never get a seat at a lunch table or get any dates to dances. i live in a part of town that some of them haven't even heard of.

   somehow they found out that i skate and make fun of me for it on a nearly constant basis. so every morning (...there's a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriend's four post bed.) i pull up in my 1978 chevy nova. i park between 2 09' 4 runners. plus all the dudes dip, hunt, watch nascar, make racist jokes, and listen to incubus. so yeah most of the fuckers at school.

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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2008, 01:55:58 PM »
you must be from the south.

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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2008, 01:58:37 PM »
the people who hide in my closet and masturbate while i sleep

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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2008, 02:06:17 PM »
I love everyone. We are all God's creatures.
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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2008, 02:25:38 PM »
i dont think theres a kind a person that i like
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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2008, 02:33:55 PM »
The daily volleyball cult that congregates right outside my apartment building and yells from noon til midnight.

People who think it's alright to constantly mongo stomp and 'feel the curves' on a longboard on walking paths around campus.

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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2008, 02:40:42 PM »
fucking people who dont clean up after themselves...

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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2008, 02:41:30 PM »
fake people who treat their friends like shit, but somehow everyone still likes them
I also hate people like this:

and I also hate about, lets see, about 79% of the people on my school.

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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #16 on: October 19, 2008, 02:58:18 PM »
fucking people who dont clean up after themselves...

theres nothing that bother more than that, it seems like half the kids i know these days arent fuckin house trained, they leave the door open when they walk in, dont put food away after theyre eating, etc.

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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #17 on: October 19, 2008, 03:12:44 PM »
Hate is really a strong word. I dislike people who think too highly of themselves (there's a huge difference between pride and confidence ) and don't think of others' ever. I think it's possible to take care of one's self without fucking people over.

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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #18 on: October 19, 2008, 03:20:08 PM »
Not sure if i spend enough time thinking about them to hate these people, but: shiny shirt wearing douche-bags who try to start  bar fights at closing time.  Also the kind of woman i see on the bus who's dressed all in pink and complains when she has to get up for someone in a wheelchair.
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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #19 on: October 19, 2008, 03:26:44 PM »
I think I'm racist against philosophy students... you hear a bunch of them "debating" each other at a lame college party by reciting what they learned in class verbatim.

I don't think they're a race, although most are as white as wonder bread.
And philosophy is like chess, the first few moves are predictable, but then things can get good.

I don't like people that are too pretty, too ugly, or too fat.

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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #20 on: October 19, 2008, 03:31:00 PM »
the people who hide in my closet and masturbate while i sleep
you made me spit my coffee out, just didnt see this coming thats all

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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #21 on: October 19, 2008, 03:31:57 PM »
I pretty much like everyone except the type of people that strictly confine to there own little group and never make friends with anyone that doesn't have similar interest in music or movies.
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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #22 on: October 19, 2008, 03:34:46 PM »
fucking people who dont clean up after themselves...

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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #23 on: October 19, 2008, 03:38:28 PM »
i dont think theres a kind a person that i like

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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2008, 04:28:20 PM »
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fake people who treat their friends like shit, but somehow everyone still likes them
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I also hate people like this:
and I also hate about, lets see, about 79% of the people on my school.

Yeah, I hate faggots like that. Telling their friends to shut up and crap. I know a guy like that in one my classes. I wish one of his "friends" would just tell him to fuck off.

Angry there is one person in my school who dresses like that and he is openly gay.

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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #25 on: October 19, 2008, 04:39:31 PM »
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fucking people who dont clean up after themselves...
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yeah people like this too. god i could be in this thread all night.

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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #26 on: October 19, 2008, 04:48:33 PM »
miserable and negative fucks who just complain and drag everyone else down, and emos
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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #27 on: October 19, 2008, 04:58:46 PM »
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Kids that rock climb and like the Grateful Dead because they "smoked a bunch of weed".
Kids that like Bob Marley because he had dreads and smoked weed.
Basically every single kid 18 and younger. With the exception of a few.


Oh yeah, and a lot of hipsters with some exceptions.
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I liked the dead before I started puffing, does that count?

I said I hate kids that only like the grateful dead because they, meaning the band, smoked weed. I have heard that answer countless amounts of times.
The answer is Dutch Masters, you fat fucking catastrophe.

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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #28 on: October 19, 2008, 05:03:48 PM »
I hate everybody.

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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #29 on: October 19, 2008, 05:18:37 PM »
if you're not a ridiculously hot girl or an extremely down to earth skateboarder, i probably hate you