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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #30 on: October 19, 2008, 05:31:05 PM »
There's this gay black kid who sits behind me in AP Psychology and wears a stupid Barack Obama t-shirt every day. He constantly mentions in class that he wants to "get drunk and get some dick," how he would "have sex with anything," and how "sex is just sex no matter who it's with." Anyway, the other day he said to me, "Can you pass back that paper, honey?" in this feminine voice. He seriously fucking called me "honey." Ordinarily I would've punched him right in his face, but I couldn't afford to get suspended, so instead I grabbed this binder from his desk and slung it across the classroom; sending papers flying everywhere. Then I just started screaming at him: "DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING CALL ME THAT AGAIN YOU GODDAMNED FAGGOT!"

I got escorted to the principals office; when I got there I claimed that he was sexually harassing me, and so I ended up not getting into trouble. There are rumors that my principal hates blacks/gays/etc. so I guess that helped. Anyways, the gay kid got suspended for a couple of days and had to write me an apology letter. I have it framed on my wall right now. I hate motherfuckers like that though.

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« Reply #31 on: October 19, 2008, 05:35:04 PM »
people who are deep in the closet

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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #32 on: October 19, 2008, 05:37:23 PM »
hahahaha

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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #33 on: October 19, 2008, 05:38:13 PM »
I think most people are fuckin kooks, even people I hang out with...

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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #34 on: October 19, 2008, 05:39:46 PM »
There's this gay black kid who sits behind me in AP Psychology and wears a stupid Barack Obama t-shirt every day. He constantly mentions in class that he wants to "get drunk and get some dick," how he would "have sex with anything," and how "sex is just sex no matter who it's with." Anyway, the other day he said to me, "Can you pass back that paper, honey?" in this feminine voice. He seriously fucking called me "honey." Ordinarily I would've punched him right in his face, but I couldn't afford to get suspended, so instead I grabbed this binder from his desk and slung it across the classroom; sending papers flying everywhere. Then I just started screaming at him: "DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING CALL ME THAT AGAIN YOU GODDAMNED FAGGOT!"

I got escorted to the principals office; when I got there I claimed that he was sexually harassing me, and so I ended up not getting into trouble. There are rumors that my principal hates blacks/gays/etc. so I guess that helped. Anyways, the gay kid got suspended for a couple of days and had to write me an apology letter. I have it framed on my wall right now. I hate motherfuckers like that though.

way to go. i know if anyone calls me anything but "sir" i throw their shit all over the place. fucking child.

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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #35 on: October 19, 2008, 06:16:35 PM »
i agree with so many statements in this thread.....

ppl who spend their entire week partying at clubs, minimum of 3-4 times a week, take lots of photos and insist on sharing their clubbing exploits with the enitre work....  sure i would love to see another picture of your slutty face in the exact same pose, at the exact same club with the exact same people 3 times a week.....

people who associate skateboarding with competition.... i was in the apartment lift a while back and some old guy saw my board and asked me if i was "training for the asian x-games in china".... i replied that i dont skate to compete and he went on to talk about how i should be pushing my limits and taking it to the next level by competing.....  that was the most painful elevator trips of my entire life.....

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« Reply #36 on: October 19, 2008, 06:26:24 PM »
did anyone mention the swiss yet?   im fed the fuck up with them

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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #37 on: October 19, 2008, 06:27:02 PM »
The "You wanna smoke some weed?" guy aka Mr.Towelie: Talks about weed 24/7 and always wants to get high no matter how fucked he/she is.

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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #38 on: October 19, 2008, 06:43:50 PM »
1)the kids who can only ollie and kickflip so they just huck themselves down the largest ? set they can find and then ask you, have you got the 13 yet? Ive recently just started ignoring them and telling them that i forgot how to ollie and kickflip.

2) girls who you are trying to hook up wit but they cant keep a conversation goin. You try to ask them stuff and they just say yea or no or IDK. Just straight lazy ppl.

3) people who think obama is a muslim terrorist AKA my grandpa

4) whoever wears Famous shirts and a backwards hat

5) people who never admit to their mistakes and only blame it on others
shit I could do this all day
and here comes coop dogg.....................

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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #39 on: October 19, 2008, 06:50:10 PM »
when people sleep at my house and dont make the bed or anyone who doesn't make their bed. make your mother fucking beds you mother fucking slobs.
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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #40 on: October 19, 2008, 06:53:38 PM »
There's this gay black kid...

I gave the benefit of doubt to you and read your post anyway. Bad idea. I hate bigots.
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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #41 on: October 19, 2008, 06:54:37 PM »
There's this gay black kid who sits behind me in AP Psychology and wears a stupid Barack Obama t-shirt every day. He constantly mentions in class that he wants to "get drunk and get some dick," how he would "have sex with anything," and how "sex is just sex no matter who it's with." Anyway, the other day he said to me, "Can you pass back that paper, honey?" in this feminine voice. He seriously fucking called me "honey." Ordinarily I would've punched him right in his face, but I couldn't afford to get suspended, so instead I grabbed this binder from his desk and slung it across the classroom; sending papers flying everywhere. Then I just started screaming at him: "DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING CALL ME THAT AGAIN YOU GODDAMNED FAGGOT!"

I got escorted to the principals office; when I got there I claimed that he was sexually harassing me, and so I ended up not getting into trouble. There are rumors that my principal hates blacks/gays/etc. so I guess that helped. Anyways, the gay kid got suspended for a couple of days and had to write me an apology letter. I have it framed on my wall right now. I hate motherfuckers like that though.

Is this a joke?
You're joking right.
I hate stupid fucks who pride themselves on taking AP PSYCHOLOGY.

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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #42 on: October 19, 2008, 07:02:39 PM »
I think most people are fuckin kooks, even people I hang out with...
I see where you're coming from, all my friends have quirks that frustrate me, but I don't hate them.

Fat, lazy, selfish bosses who always nag you to do more, yet never show any gratitude whatsoever for hard work.

I also agree with the post below me, and girls who are always "mature", that can't joke around.
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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #43 on: October 19, 2008, 07:05:14 PM »
Girls who think its cute to act dumb.

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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #44 on: October 19, 2008, 07:08:50 PM »
most people in bands
 skaters that "cool guy" other skaters
flaky game-playing women
condescending people

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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #45 on: October 19, 2008, 07:13:18 PM »
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I think most people are fuckin kooks, even people I hang out with...
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I see where you're coming from, all my friends have quirks that frustrate me, but I don't hate them.

Fat, lazy, selfish bosses who always nag you to do more, yet never show any gratitude whatsoever for hard work.

I also agree with the post below me, and girls who are always "mature", that can't joke around.


a personal gift, from me to you kev.   see especially Part III, chapter 7

http://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1867-c1/

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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #46 on: October 19, 2008, 07:32:38 PM »
People who complain about their job all the time.
If you don't like it, quit and find a job somewhere else.
Just don't complain all the time and come back year after year.

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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #47 on: October 19, 2008, 07:39:36 PM »
a personal gift, from me to you kev.   see especially Part III, chapter 7

http://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1867-c1/
If you're implying I don't understand the concept of a business, you're wrong.  I've only had one boss such as the one I described.

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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #48 on: October 19, 2008, 07:49:21 PM »
The "You wanna smoke some weed?" guy aka Mr.Towelie: Talks about weed 24/7 and always wants to get high no matter how fucked he/she is.

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, you ever work in a kitchen by chance?

Not only do they act that way, but they do the fucking mr towlie voice, and have all the "you wanna get hiiiiigh" slogans as a mantras. This 17 year old dish washer asked me that, in that voice, and I said "goddd, you're a fucking parody of yourself" and he was just like "lol... whuhhhh?" and shrugged it off and went on line to take knife hits off the stove.

I don't know if I'd say I hate those people, but...

they're just a stones throw from those people that just hang out downtown literally all day long every day, undisturbed by the police while they blaze, litter and loiter potentially nice parks, still wear jncos, 14 chains connected to wallet full of bus transfers and candy bar reciepts, those obnoxious fucking hats you win at the fair that's got pot leaves and aliens on them, and ICP jerseys, and from the pasty yellow skin typical of high levels of billirubin, you can tell they live primarily off cigarettes and Faygo

Goddamnit, I hate those people.

You don't work, you don't pay bills, you wear stupid fucking clown costumes year around like a jackoff, your passion in life is a shitty cheap soda brand, gahhhhhh, it must be rad to remain a child your whole fucking life.
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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #49 on: October 19, 2008, 07:58:41 PM »
this fat annoying chick who was dissing her best friends so hard behind their back when it was my first time meeting her, the same chick also accused me of stealing a two six from her at a party after i was passed out and puking for an hour when no even saw me drinking/taking it. i hate that chick alot.

people who are completely whipped by their girl friends.

people who never talk (im a pretty quiet guy too sometimes but i still speak my mind)

jocks who wear tight pants and anything else considered trendy these days.

little kids.

people who take the internet way too seriously.



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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #50 on: October 19, 2008, 08:16:46 PM »
WHAT DO YOU MEAN TAKE IT TOO SERIOUSLY?!!?! HONESTLY DUDE FUCK YOU
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:) I must have been tripping last night

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« Reply #51 on: October 19, 2008, 08:25:46 PM »
Kids that rock climb and like the Grateful Dead because they "smoked a bunch of weed".
Kids that like Bob Marley because he had dreads and smoked weed.
Basically every single kid 18 and younger. With the exception of a few.


Oh yeah, and a lot of hipsters with some exceptions.

sounds like everybody in my apartment building

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« Reply #52 on: October 19, 2008, 08:29:41 PM »
I hate slackers man.
EX: Ive just always had bad luck in terms of people with dealing my footage.
Its either they will get to it, or the data got corrupted.
You know, iam always down to do stuff but people are just too lazy and shit.

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« Reply #53 on: October 19, 2008, 08:30:43 PM »
psycho girls who stalk me.

fat girls who wear eskimo boots, big sunglasses, talk really loud, gut sticks out further than boobs in a shirt that is too tight, and tell lies about being wealthy.

most kids walking around my sisters college campus.

then there are soulless folks, i try to emphasize in those cases.


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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #54 on: October 19, 2008, 08:57:08 PM »
well black people who think they are thugs when they really arent and try and act fucking ignorant and talk really loud...

fat girls who think they are hot

dudes obsessed with world of warcraft, other video games and anime

people in clicks who cant talk to anyone out of there click

people who cant except somebody else for doing other things that they dont do
ex. one of my friends hates another one of my friends cuz he hunts...who the fuck cares

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« Reply #55 on: October 19, 2008, 09:03:29 PM »
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There's this gay black kid who sits behind me in AP Psychology and wears a stupid Barack Obama t-shirt every day. He constantly mentions in class that he wants to "get drunk and get some dick," how he would "have sex with anything," and how "sex is just sex no matter who it's with." Anyway, the other day he said to me, "Can you pass back that paper, honey?" in this feminine voice. He seriously fucking called me "honey." Ordinarily I would've punched him right in his face, but I couldn't afford to get suspended, so instead I grabbed this binder from his desk and slung it across the classroom; sending papers flying everywhere. Then I just started screaming at him: "DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING CALL ME THAT AGAIN YOU GODDAMNED FAGGOT!"

I got escorted to the principals office; when I got there I claimed that he was sexually harassing me, and so I ended up not getting into trouble. There are rumors that my principal hates blacks/gays/etc. so I guess that helped. Anyways, the gay kid got suspended for a couple of days and had to write me an apology letter. I have it framed on my wall right now. I hate motherfuckers like that though.
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way to go. i know if anyone calls me anything but "sir" i throw their shit all over the place.

Exactly. I'm so stoked on the fact that I got to throw his shit everywhere, cuss him out very loudly, and even threaten to kill him without so much as a verbal warning. My principal basically said that if some gay dude called him that, he'd react in the same way because it was sexual harassment. He promptly suspended the fag for like three days and made him write me an apology letter, HAHAHA.

I'm not taking any pride in being in AP Psychology. It's a pretty common course to be taking, and I'm in and have been in several other APs.

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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #56 on: October 19, 2008, 09:07:17 PM »
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There's this gay black kid who sits behind me in AP Psychology and wears a stupid Barack Obama t-shirt every day. He constantly mentions in class that he wants to "get drunk and get some dick," how he would "have sex with anything," and how "sex is just sex no matter who it's with." Anyway, the other day he said to me, "Can you pass back that paper, honey?" in this feminine voice. He seriously fucking called me "honey." Ordinarily I would've punched him right in his face, but I couldn't afford to get suspended, so instead I grabbed this binder from his desk and slung it across the classroom; sending papers flying everywhere. Then I just started screaming at him: "DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING CALL ME THAT AGAIN YOU GODDAMNED FAGGOT!"

I got escorted to the principals office; when I got there I claimed that he was sexually harassing me, and so I ended up not getting into trouble. There are rumors that my principal hates blacks/gays/etc. so I guess that helped. Anyways, the gay kid got suspended for a couple of days and had to write me an apology letter. I have it framed on my wall right now. I hate motherfuckers like that though.
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way to go. i know if anyone calls me anything but "sir" i throw their shit all over the place.
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Exactly. I'm so stoked on the fact that I got to throw his shit everywhere, cuss him out very loudly, and even threaten to kill him without so much as a verbal warning. My principal basically said that if some gay dude called him that, he'd react in the same way because it was sexual harassment. He promptly suspended the fag for like three days and made him write me an apology letter, HAHAHA.

I'm not taking any pride in being in AP Psychology. It's a pretty common course to be taking, and I'm in and have been in several other APs.

but you are proud of being a biggot, which is way more admirable  ::)
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« Reply #57 on: October 19, 2008, 09:23:31 PM »
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There's this gay black kid who sits behind me in AP Psychology and wears a stupid Barack Obama t-shirt every day. He constantly mentions in class that he wants to "get drunk and get some dick," how he would "have sex with anything," and how "sex is just sex no matter who it's with." Anyway, the other day he said to me, "Can you pass back that paper, honey?" in this feminine voice. He seriously fucking called me "honey." Ordinarily I would've punched him right in his face, but I couldn't afford to get suspended, so instead I grabbed this binder from his desk and slung it across the classroom; sending papers flying everywhere. Then I just started screaming at him: "DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING CALL ME THAT AGAIN YOU GODDAMNED FAGGOT!"

I got escorted to the principals office; when I got there I claimed that he was sexually harassing me, and so I ended up not getting into trouble. There are rumors that my principal hates blacks/gays/etc. so I guess that helped. Anyways, the gay kid got suspended for a couple of days and had to write me an apology letter. I have it framed on my wall right now. I hate motherfuckers like that though.
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way to go. i know if anyone calls me anything but "sir" i throw their shit all over the place.
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Exactly. I'm so stoked on the fact that I got to throw his shit everywhere, cuss him out very loudly, and even threaten to kill him without so much as a verbal warning. My principal basically said that if some gay dude called him that, he'd react in the same way because it was sexual harassment. He promptly suspended the fag for like three days and made him write me an apology letter, HAHAHA.

I'm not taking any pride in being in AP Psychology. It's a pretty common course to be taking, and I'm in and have been in several other APs.
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but you are proud of being a biggot, which is way more admirable  ::)

Shut the fuck up you self-righteous piece of shit. I really don't give a rat's ass what the kid does in his own bedroom. He decided to try to disrespect me in a classroom filled with people -- knowing I was not gay, and would not appreciate being called "honey," -- and so I really had no choice but to react. I don't have any personal objections to someone else's gayness, or consensual sex life in general, but that doesn't mean they get a free pass to drag me into it.

I'm pretty equal opportunity here. If any straight guy ever called me "honey" I'd react with the same amount of rage.

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Re: The Kind of People You Hate
« Reply #58 on: October 19, 2008, 09:31:47 PM »
rage on, bro
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« Reply #59 on: October 19, 2008, 09:43:32 PM »
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There's this gay black kid who sits behind me in AP Psychology and wears a stupid Barack Obama t-shirt every day. He constantly mentions in class that he wants to "get drunk and get some dick," how he would "have sex with anything," and how "sex is just sex no matter who it's with." Anyway, the other day he said to me, "Can you pass back that paper, honey?" in this feminine voice. He seriously fucking called me "honey." Ordinarily I would've punched him right in his face, but I couldn't afford to get suspended, so instead I grabbed this binder from his desk and slung it across the classroom; sending papers flying everywhere. Then I just started screaming at him: "DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING CALL ME THAT AGAIN YOU GODDAMNED FAGGOT!"

I got escorted to the principals office; when I got there I claimed that he was sexually harassing me, and so I ended up not getting into trouble. There are rumors that my principal hates blacks/gays/etc. so I guess that helped. Anyways, the gay kid got suspended for a couple of days and had to write me an apology letter. I have it framed on my wall right now. I hate motherfuckers like that though.
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way to go. i know if anyone calls me anything but "sir" i throw their shit all over the place.
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Exactly. I'm so stoked on the fact that I got to throw his shit everywhere, cuss him out very loudly, and even threaten to kill him without so much as a verbal warning. My principal basically said that if some gay dude called him that, he'd react in the same way because it was sexual harassment. He promptly suspended the fag for like three days and made him write me an apology letter, HAHAHA.

I'm not taking any pride in being in AP Psychology. It's a pretty common course to be taking, and I'm in and have been in several other APs.
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but you are proud of being a biggot, which is way more admirable  ::)
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Shut the fuck up you self-righteous piece of shit. I really don't give a rat's ass what the kid does in his own bedroom. He decided to try to disrespect me in a classroom filled with people -- knowing I was not gay, and would not appreciate being called "honey," -- and so I really had no choice but to react. I don't have any personal objections to someone else's gayness, or consensual sex life in general, but that doesn't mean they get a free pass to drag me into it.

I'm pretty equal opportunity here. If any straight guy ever called me "honey" I'd react with the same amount of rage.

There are gay people everywhere man, some are just so open.
It sounds like you def overreacted bc there are other ways to have told him not to do what he did.
I mean sure if he was touching you and stuff then rage on.
Gay people just say stuff that you are not used to.