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Re: Zero's Strange World
« Reply #60 on: November 01, 2008, 06:09:33 PM »
Yeah Burman is sick, he needs some footage in there for sure.

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Re: Zero's Strange World
« Reply #61 on: November 01, 2008, 06:15:33 PM »

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Re: Zero's Strange World
« Reply #62 on: November 01, 2008, 06:17:53 PM »
Whats wrong with Brock?

He is my fave on that team.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm1JZ_hH22M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8N2goW-on4

nevermind, i read that wrong. i want brockman to have a part.

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Re: Zero's Strange World
« Reply #63 on: November 01, 2008, 08:03:21 PM »
Jamie, what's up with Marisa?

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Re: Zero's Strange World
« Reply #64 on: November 02, 2008, 01:04:23 AM »
Jamie, what's up with Marisa?
yeah what's up with her, she got a boyfriend?
I'm interested.

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Re: Zero's Strange World
« Reply #65 on: November 02, 2008, 09:13:56 AM »
Whats wrong with Brock?

He is my fave on that team.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm1JZ_hH22M

God. I've never seen worse style in my life, and I've witnessed a kid with a broken ankle try to push around a skate park on crutches before. Look at how awkwardly his arms flail about each time he lands, as he desperately tries to stay on the moving board.

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Re: Zero's Strange World
« Reply #66 on: November 02, 2008, 09:20:05 AM »
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Whats wrong with Brock?

He is my fave on that team.

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God. I've never seen worse style in my life, and I've witnessed a kid with a broken ankle try to push around a skate park on crutches before. Look at how awkwardly his arms flail about each time he lands, as he desperately tries to stay on the moving board.

his arms are actually pretty stiff if you ask me then again your the doctor.

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Re: Zero's Strange World
« Reply #67 on: November 02, 2008, 03:30:03 PM »
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Whats wrong with Brock?

He is my fave on that team.

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God. I've never seen worse style in my life, and I've witnessed a kid with a broken ankle try to push around a skate park on crutches before. Look at how awkwardly his arms flail about each time he lands, as he desperately tries to stay on the moving board.
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his arms are actually pretty stiff if you ask me then again your the doctor.

I think we ought to sue him for malpractice on this one.

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Re: Zero's Strange World
« Reply #68 on: November 02, 2008, 03:32:02 PM »
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Jamie, what's up with Marisa?
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yeah what's up with her, she got a boyfriend?
I'm interested.

and furthermore, who on the team has banged marisa?

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Re: Zero's Strange World
« Reply #69 on: November 02, 2008, 04:07:33 PM »
always been stoked on marisa. definitely my fav girl skater.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m18cvpRl2rY
in the zero tour article in the new tsm, she's got a sick sequence of a kickflip front board.

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Re: Zero's Strange World
« Reply #70 on: November 02, 2008, 05:00:56 PM »
always been stoked on marisa. definitely my fav girl skater.
in the zero tour article in the new tsm, she's got a sick sequence of a kickflip front board.

http://www.blackboxdist.com/archives/exposure/

pretty sick

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Re: Zero's Strange World
« Reply #71 on: November 02, 2008, 06:15:50 PM »
The bitch I'm currently kind of with can bomb hills. Can she get on Blackbox flow too? (I really need firewood, and I hear that Mexican stuff burns really well.)
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Re: Zero's Strange World
« Reply #72 on: November 02, 2008, 06:23:23 PM »
always been stoked on marisa. definitely my fav girl skater.

might as well have a favorite skater of every ethnicity too...

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Re: Zero's Strange World
« Reply #73 on: November 03, 2008, 04:32:56 AM »
hyped on elissa and dane burman footage

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Re: Zero's Strange World
« Reply #74 on: November 03, 2008, 06:12:41 AM »
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always been stoked on marisa. definitely my fav girl skater.
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might as well have a favorite skater of every ethnicity too...
Favorite tranny skater


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Re: Zero's Strange World
« Reply #75 on: November 03, 2008, 08:25:24 AM »
always been stoked on marisa. definitely my fav girl skater.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m18cvpRl2rY
in the zero tour article in the new tsm, she's got a sick sequence of a kickflip front board.
cant date a chick who is better than me on a skateboard

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Re: Zero's Strange World
« Reply #76 on: November 03, 2008, 08:56:35 AM »
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Jamie, what's up with Marisa?
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yeah what's up with her, she got a boyfriend?
I'm interested.
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and furthermore, who on the team has banged marisa?

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Re: Zero's Strange World
« Reply #77 on: November 03, 2008, 08:24:00 PM »
The bitch I'm currently kind of with can bomb hills. Can she get on Blackbox flow too? (I really need firewood, and I hear that Mexican stuff burns really well.)

...sad you had to edit that post, how could it have been any more lame??
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Re: Zero's Strange World
« Reply #78 on: November 03, 2008, 08:33:50 PM »
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always been stoked on marisa. definitely my fav girl skater.
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might as well have a favorite skater of every ethnicity too...
not even close. i'm not being sexist, even elissa steamer admitted in an interview that girls in skating aren't in the same league as guys, otherwise the x-games would be co-ed, and the prize money for each would be equal. however, the ethnicity of a skater doesn't affect them at all. it's different, so i think i'm justified in having a favorite skater for each gender.

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always been stoked on marisa. definitely my fav girl skater.
in the zero tour article in the new tsm, she's got a sick sequence of a kickflip front board.
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http://www.blackboxdist.com/archives/exposure/

pretty sick
elissa's front nose is sick too. i think that david loy did that kickflip front board that marisa did in a line in birdhouse. either way, marisa>david loy any day.

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Re: Zero's Strange World
« Reply #79 on: November 03, 2008, 08:35:18 PM »
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The bitch I'm currently kind of with can bomb hills. Can she get on Blackbox flow too? (I really need firewood, and I hear that Mexican stuff burns really well.)
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...sad you had to edit that post, how could it have been any more lame??

ISUCK! if we team together....we can take this fat fuck down  8)

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Re: Zero's Strange World
« Reply #80 on: November 03, 2008, 08:52:22 PM »
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The bitch I'm currently kind of with can bomb hills. Can she get on Blackbox flow too? (I really need firewood, and I hear that Mexican stuff burns really well.)
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...sad you had to edit that post, how could it have been any more lame??

It had two things wrong with it:

1. I first put that she just "bombs hills." I had to add the word "can" because the last time I spent the night at her house, I taught her to go down a hill in her neighborhood. I didn't want it to sound like she's some dirty, washed up skate-whore like the hags you seem to like hanging out with so much. She's scared to even roll around on one; she just has the ability to do it when she wants to.
2. I didn't want you to get the wrong idea about what the product would be used for if she got sponsored (which I assume she probably could,) so I had to include the part about it being used for firewood. Her basement gets cold, and it's only source of heat is a fireplace. She screams a lot when we fuck, so I have to keep her down there. Therefore, I'm offering you this deal right now, man to man: for fifty skateboard decks per week, I promise to send you new footage of her bombing a different hill every month. I can't guarantee that she'll be wearing any of your products, but I'm sure you can edit that in. Also, if we break up for any reason, the decks are to be sent to HER house -- not mine. I do not want those things laying around here. Do we have a deal or what?

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Re: Zero's Strange World
« Reply #81 on: November 03, 2008, 08:54:17 PM »
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The bitch I'm currently kind of with can bomb hills. Can she get on Blackbox flow too? (I really need firewood, and I hear that Mexican stuff burns really well.)
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...sad you had to edit that post, how could it have been any more lame??
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ISUCK! if we team together....we can take this fat fuck down  8)

That's right. Neither of you could ever "take me down" alone.

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« Reply #82 on: November 03, 2008, 09:12:31 PM »
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The bitch I'm currently kind of with can bomb hills. Can she get on Blackbox flow too? (I really need firewood, and I hear that Mexican stuff burns really well.)
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...sad you had to edit that post, how could it have been any more lame??
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ISUCK! if we team together....we can take this fat fuck down  8)
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That's right. Neither of you could ever "take me down" alone.
This is you
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Re: Zero's Strange World
« Reply #83 on: November 03, 2008, 09:13:21 PM »
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The bitch I'm currently kind of with can bomb hills. Can she get on Blackbox flow too? (I really need firewood, and I hear that Mexican stuff burns really well.)
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...sad you had to edit that post, how could it have been any more lame??
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ISUCK! if we team together....we can take this fat fuck down  8)
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That's right. Neither of you could ever "take me down" alone.
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The bitch I'm currently kind of with can bomb hills. Can she get on Blackbox flow too? (I really need firewood, and I hear that Mexican stuff burns really well.)
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...sad you had to edit that post, how could it have been any more lame??
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ISUCK! if we team together....we can take this fat fuck down  8)
[close]

That's right. Neither of you could ever "take me down" alone.

I would put money on the fact that your a virgin.

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Re: Zero's Strange World
« Reply #84 on: November 03, 2008, 09:17:10 PM »
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The bitch I'm currently kind of with can bomb hills. Can she get on Blackbox flow too? (I really need firewood, and I hear that Mexican stuff burns really well.)
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...sad you had to edit that post, how could it have been any more lame??
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ISUCK! if we team together....we can take this fat fuck down  8)
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That's right. Neither of you could ever "take me down" alone.
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The bitch I'm currently kind of with can bomb hills. Can she get on Blackbox flow too? (I really need firewood, and I hear that Mexican stuff burns really well.)
[close]

...sad you had to edit that post, how could it have been any more lame??
[close]

ISUCK! if we team together....we can take this fat fuck down  8)
[close]

That's right. Neither of you could ever "take me down" alone.
[close]

I would put money on the fact that your a virgin.

No doubt about it

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Re: Zero's Strange World
« Reply #85 on: November 12, 2008, 07:35:30 AM »
So is there any news further news on who will be in this one?

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Re: Zero's Strange World
« Reply #86 on: November 12, 2008, 01:23:12 PM »
If it weren't for my cock and balls, I'd try a kickflip boardslide too.

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Re: Zero's Strange World
« Reply #87 on: November 12, 2008, 01:34:00 PM »
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Whats wrong with Brock?

He is my fave on that team.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm1JZ_hH22M
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God. I've never seen worse style in my life, and I've witnessed a kid with a broken ankle try to push around a skate park on crutches before. Look at how awkwardly his arms flail about each time he lands, as he desperately tries to stay on the moving board.
his style is perfectly fine. and ive seen your slap part, you should be the last person to hate on someone else's style, you look like a regular down syndrome kid when riding one.

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Re: Zero's Strange World
« Reply #88 on: November 12, 2008, 01:53:24 PM »
Gav Coughlan should have a part.

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Re: Zero's Strange World
« Reply #89 on: November 12, 2008, 04:08:42 PM »
Hey Dr Newton, can you please stop harassing every blackbox related thread. You won't change anyone's opinion on the subject because every points you bring up are incredibly biased. You're just passing off as a fool.

If it doesn't bother you to be considered a mean stupid person and you are just trying to piss people off then continue you're doing great :D
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