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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #120 on: March 22, 2010, 11:25:04 PM »
...and I thought I was a party pooper.

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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #121 on: March 22, 2010, 11:29:36 PM »
I love this thread.

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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #122 on: March 23, 2010, 03:51:49 AM »
WE WANT VOVERT

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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #123 on: March 23, 2010, 04:27:21 PM »
I was Vov Vurnquist.

In the spirit of the upcoming holiday, please bring Vov back from the dead so he can give the children his basket of multi-colored juevos.

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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #124 on: March 27, 2010, 01:50:24 PM »
<3

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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #125 on: May 11, 2010, 01:26:51 AM »
BUMPED FOR VOV!
Sorry if I'm depressing snickers/ice nine/whoever.  We can't all be tatted up, broad-slaying, OC, cool guys.

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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #126 on: May 11, 2010, 04:34:23 AM »

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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #127 on: May 11, 2010, 04:41:45 AM »

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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #128 on: August 17, 2010, 08:10:49 AM »
Some motherfucking bump business.

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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #129 on: August 17, 2010, 12:45:27 PM »

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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #130 on: August 17, 2010, 12:55:37 PM »
Adam Dyet is the black jellybean of skateboarding.

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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #131 on: August 17, 2010, 01:30:36 PM »

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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #132 on: August 17, 2010, 10:47:13 PM »

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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #133 on: August 18, 2010, 12:14:58 AM »

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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #134 on: August 18, 2010, 02:06:35 PM »

Planted both of Andy Macs feet firmly in the grave so i could take his wife and children to Olive Garden.
like.. uh..

welcome to the uniVurncity, heres your first lecture
your girl, she want the Rod-man like Carmen Electra
make her cum so quick, she thought she fucked a specta
organic tuna, USDA certified inspecta

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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #135 on: August 18, 2010, 07:03:55 PM »
where you at hanz


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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #137 on: August 18, 2010, 09:18:57 PM »
Hey, yo, Vov be that Youtube star producin? viral vids

No beef from C. respect the hustle, but not when hustlin? kids.

David after the Dildo? Are you fuckin? serious? Can this be ?real life??

While Vov yanks Ben Wa?s like startin? a lawnmower, Hanz? planted deep inside his wife.

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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #138 on: August 19, 2010, 04:48:03 AM »
yeeeees.

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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #139 on: August 19, 2010, 09:06:08 PM »
i heard the Vov does abortions for midgets and then uses the midget fetus to make a soup.
Han solo blew up the Death Star in Episode 4.  Heard it from a friend.  Reliable source.

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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #140 on: August 21, 2010, 03:51:05 PM »
Abortions at the crib? Yeah vovvy the doctor
use so much lubrication vov should be sponsored by Gamble and Proctor
Astroglide sticker on the helmet
when vov get in that snatch, watch her back cause im hellbent
picked up the scent of Hansens wench, now im stalkin'
catch her Home Alone and treat her like Macaulay Culkin
this organic dick is comparable to the Balkans
and after i beat it up i read your kids a little Tolkien
Chris get caught balken' when it comes to this rap shit
vovs style is straight bat shit, Hansens style straight cat shit
sans litter box when vov start it
take a dump on the carpet after i fuck your wifes armpit

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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #141 on: August 21, 2010, 04:14:01 PM »
Abortions at the crib? Yeah vovvy the doctor
use so much lubrication vov should be sponsored by Gamble and Proctor
Astroglide sticker on the helmet
when vov get in that snatch, watch her back cause im hellbent
picked up the scent of Hansens wench, now im stalkin'
catch her Home Alone and treat her like Macaulay Culkin
this organic dick is comparable to the Balkans
and after i beat it up i read your kids a little Tolkien
Chris get caught balken' when it comes to this rap shit
vovs style is straight bat shit, Hansens style straight cat shit
sans litter box when vov start it
take a dump on the carpet after i fuck your wifes armpit

i think the self-clap should be more socially acceptable

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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #142 on: August 21, 2010, 04:17:50 PM »
picked up the scent of Hansens wench, now im stalkin'
catch her Home Alone and treat her like Macaulay Culkin
:D :D

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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #143 on: August 21, 2010, 04:48:30 PM »
Unbelievable, still.

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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #144 on: August 21, 2010, 10:23:52 PM »
still the fucking best

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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #145 on: September 08, 2010, 04:41:16 AM »

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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #146 on: September 08, 2010, 07:26:21 AM »
Abortions at the crib? Yeah vovvy the doctor
use so much lubrication vov should be sponsored by Gamble and Proctor
Astroglide sticker on the helmet
when vov get in that snatch, watch her back cause im hellbent
picked up the scent of Hansens wench, now im stalkin'
catch her Home Alone and treat her like Macaulay Culkin
this organic dick is comparable to the Balkans
and after i beat it up i read your kids a little Tolkien
Chris get caught balken' when it comes to this rap shit
vovs style is straight bat shit, Hansens style straight cat shit
sans litter box when vov start it
take a dump on the carpet after i fuck your wifes armpit

long live vov and his organic excellence.
It was seriously like seeing Jesus on a skateboard.

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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #147 on: March 03, 2012, 11:53:52 AM »

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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #148 on: March 03, 2012, 04:17:24 PM »
please god bring back vov
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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #149 on: March 03, 2012, 04:43:23 PM »
please god bring back vov

I play instrumentals and read/rap those lyrics in my head, then die laughing.

Shit is CLASSIC SLAP.