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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #30 on: November 08, 2008, 09:06:45 PM »
hey, all in good fun man.

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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #31 on: November 08, 2008, 11:14:06 PM »
Vov, call up your nigga C-Hanz

if that flodgin ass nigga starts up one more rap battle he cant end...

I'm Chris Hansen, and when I read this statement, I swear my Steve Miller Band album skipped. Vov, are you fucking serious? I'm a 49 year old white male from Lansing fucking Michigan. I'm stooping to your level with this rap battle shit, what the fuck do I know about rap other than the fact that I forbid my children from listening to it? However, in the spirit of healthy competition, I'll give it another go.


Oh shit, he's back, takin' more seats than congress
Hidden cameras in the playpen, while seeds gettin' undress
C-Hanz be the one straight Shining like Kubrick
Vov  forcing kids to be jucin' his carrot stick.
“What's up Doc”  like he Scatman Corthers
bangin' his own kid, keep it all in the family, like Sally Struthers.
Chris Handsome Blow-Up, like Antonioni
Vov livin' in a fantasy, modern day Captain Moroni.


I'm Chris Hansen.




Bitch, i hope this rap phase of your's will pass
Vov stick all 12.26 inches into your 49 years of ass
ask wifey where Vurnquist choose to hide his stash
if it aint organic meat, C-Hanz, then wifey just might fast
Chris, im president elect of this penis that is erect
each and every Brazilian pube your wife choose to inspect
dont call me Spielberg, but anal traffic I do direct
if it aint Vov in that colon, then C-Handsome, it aint correct   

Im Vovert V.
Bad for your health like HIV
your see the smoke signals, you know shes smothering my tee-pee
runnin wild in your city like them niggas done gave the key
Vov Vurnquist for moderator, my nigga i do decree.

Oh for fucks sake. I'm Chris Hansen.

When Hanz put bic to paper, he like W.B. Yeats
The second coming, on your wifeys face, to lessen the birth rate.
Vov be that greasy teen, face got more oil then Kuwait.
Bitch, I use that grease, roastin' your weenie at the tail gate.
I be the warden, bend you over, lil Hanz, all up in your prostate.

Droppin' his rhymes like organic soap in the shower
I be rainin' down bullets, oh shit, it's Whitman from the clock tower.
Spray down your corpse with my egg white, like you drinkin whiskey sour.
With Hanz on the tube, Dateline NBC, it's TVs finest hour
Bust in your crib, snatch the children away, and interrupt your golden shower

Draftin' kiddies from the minors like they was Kevin Garnette
Chris the pusher that makes your whole system nervous, like Barbituate
Vov aint ashamed to admit he likes 'em small and sketch, like a vignette
Fuck with Chris? That's the worst bet, full chamber, Russian Roulette

HIV?, pssh Chris got more immunity than Richard Hatch
Servin' your nuts on some Mcenroe shit, game, set, match.

Hanz life.

First of all, Hanz, you cant be writing this shit
Vov can spit a rhyme with his mouth on a tit
straight off the dome and out the tip of my dick
come all over this snitches face, gizm ropes extra thick

Christopher Hanz, youd best to watch lil mama
Vov creepin in your house, blown off GHB and marijuana
she beggin for the schlong, Vov got her sweatin like in the sauna
legs spread and grasping wood like she was doin Benihanas

before the Green King of Procreation wifey had never known anal penetration
that bitch turned Girls Gone Wild like she reside in College Station
gave booty hole a promotion and sent that coochie on vacation
Vov freed up her brown kids like the Emancipation Proclamation

 
Sincerely,
 Some Square Ass Business 


 


 

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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #32 on: November 09, 2008, 12:15:14 AM »
alcohol sure is the lubricant of love

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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #33 on: November 09, 2008, 12:37:01 AM »
legs spread and grasping wood like she was doin Benihanas

you win
and yall dont need to be worryin about my rep, if yall really need to know, its cause no other rapper on here gully enough to do the dirt dolo i done
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« Reply #34 on: November 09, 2008, 01:43:28 AM »
legs spread and grasping wood like she was doin Benihanas

you win
yep. definitely!
I'll go frontside on some tranny for you.

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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #35 on: November 09, 2008, 02:16:38 AM »
Let's give C-Hanz the chance to come back. This has been brewing for awhile and I'm not sure this can be settled with a just a few bars...
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« Reply #37 on: November 09, 2008, 07:31:17 AM »

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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #38 on: November 09, 2008, 01:39:16 PM »
Vov, call up your nigga C-Hanz

if that flodgin ass nigga starts up one more rap battle he cant end...

I'm Chris Hansen, and when I read this statement, I swear my Steve Miller Band album skipped. Vov, are you fucking serious? I'm a 49 year old white male from Lansing fucking Michigan. I'm stooping to your level with this rap battle shit, what the fuck do I know about rap other than the fact that I forbid my children from listening to it? However, in the spirit of healthy competition, I'll give it another go.


Oh shit, he's back, takin' more seats than congress
Hidden cameras in the playpen, while seeds gettin' undress
C-Hanz be the one straight Shining like Kubrick
Vov  forcing kids to be jucin' his carrot stick.
“What's up Doc”  like he Scatman Corthers
bangin' his own kid, keep it all in the family, like Sally Struthers.
Chris Handsome Blow-Up, like Antonioni
Vov livin' in a fantasy, modern day Captain Moroni.


I'm Chris Hansen.




Bitch, i hope this rap phase of your's will pass
Vov stick all 12.26 inches into your 49 years of ass
ask wifey where Vurnquist choose to hide his stash
if it aint organic meat, C-Hanz, then wifey just might fast
Chris, im president elect of this penis that is erect
each and every Brazilian pube your wife choose to inspect
dont call me Spielberg, but anal traffic I do direct
if it aint Vov in that colon, then C-Handsome, it aint correct   

Im Vovert V.
Bad for your health like HIV
your see the smoke signals, you know shes smothering my tee-pee
runnin wild in your city like them niggas done gave the key
Vov Vurnquist for moderator, my nigga i do decree.

Oh for fucks sake. I'm Chris Hansen.

When Hanz put bic to paper, he like W.B. Yeats
The second coming, on your wifeys face, to lessen the birth rate.
Vov be that greasy teen, face got more oil then Kuwait.
Bitch, I use that grease, roastin' your weenie at the tail gate.
I be the warden, bend you over, lil Hanz, all up in your prostate.

Droppin' his rhymes like organic soap in the shower
I be rainin' down bullets, oh shit, it's Whitman from the clock tower.
Spray down your corpse with my egg white, like you drinkin whiskey sour.
With Hanz on the tube, Dateline NBC, it's TVs finest hour
Bust in your crib, snatch the children away, and interrupt your golden shower

Draftin' kiddies from the minors like they was Kevin Garnette
Chris the pusher that makes your whole system nervous, like Barbituate
Vov aint ashamed to admit he likes 'em small and sketch, like a vignette
Fuck with Chris? That's the worst bet, full chamber, Russian Roulette

HIV?, pssh Chris got more immunity than Richard Hatch
Servin' your nuts on some Mcenroe shit, game, set, match.

Hanz life.

First of all, Hanz, you cant be writing this shit
Vov can spit a rhyme with his mouth on a tit
straight off the dome and out the tip of my dick
come all over this snitches face, gizm ropes extra thick

Christopher Hanz, youd best to watch lil mama
Vov creepin in your house, blown off GHB and marijuana
she beggin for the schlong, Vov got her sweatin like in the sauna
legs spread and grasping wood like she was doin Benihanas

before the Green King of Procreation wifey had never known anal penetration
that bitch turned Girls Gone Wild like she reside in College Station
gave booty hole a promotion and sent that coochie on vacation
Vov freed up her brown kids like the Emancipation Proclamation

 
Sincerely,
 Some Square Ass Business 


 


 



I'm not gonna lie, the last line was straight fucking fire. I respect you as a lyricist, Vov, it's your penchant for the anal abuse of minors that I just can't reconcile. But even Sting made up with Stewart Copeland, right? So there just might be hope for us yet. But for now...

When C. wage war, Vov turn to a pacifist.
Seat torture at Abu Ghraib, no choice but to acquiesce.
Bow down to Chris dick, or feel the force like hydraulic press.
Word spread fast, Vov locked up tight. Respect to the Pony Express.

C-Hanz break fools off like he munchin' a Kit-kat
Droppin' tools so fast, y'all need a hard hat.
When Chris  in your 'hood, best unroll the prayer mat.
It's like Kirby vs Goro, final round, Mortal Kombat.

Puttin' the 'laughter' back in slaughter is how C. does best
Vov like Cary Grant, getting hunted, North by Northwest.
Makes his way to the Pediatric Ward, oh shit, unwelcome guest
This calls for lobotomy of the frontal lobes, Vov done flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Knockin' on your door like a Jehovah's witness
caught in the act, 69 with a 9 year old, hardly “square business”
He's got pedophilia down to a science, just check the litmus
Look more like Kiddy-Sutra, can't chalk it up to physical fitness.

Fuckin' Vov take seats like he was Christopher Reeve
Straight bucked from Hanz's horse, now he absent without leave
Chris be the one who blow up like Jihad, downtown Tel Aviv.
Vov stuffing anal stockings with 12 inch coal, Christmas eve.


Dateline NBC business.

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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #39 on: November 09, 2008, 01:51:48 PM »
wow it keeps getting better, this should be stickied mods

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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #40 on: November 09, 2008, 02:01:57 PM »
ahh shit, burnin lips hansen

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« Reply #41 on: November 09, 2008, 02:36:18 PM »
VOV!! VOV!!! VOV!!! VOV!!! VOV!!


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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #42 on: November 09, 2008, 03:44:49 PM »
My screen is on fire.
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« Reply #43 on: November 09, 2008, 04:19:34 PM »
LMAO

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« Reply #44 on: November 09, 2008, 05:23:34 PM »
Chris Hansen wins

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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #46 on: November 09, 2008, 06:57:02 PM »
Vov, where's the footage of your escalator grind?


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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #47 on: November 09, 2008, 09:07:55 PM »
Vov, where's the footage of the aftermath of this little "hang out"?


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« Reply #48 on: November 09, 2008, 09:12:10 PM »
OH SHIT!!!! OH NO HE DI-DNT!!!!!!!!

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« Reply #49 on: November 09, 2008, 09:43:49 PM »

gave booty hole a promotion and sent that coochie on vacation
Vov freed up her brown kids like the Emancipation Proclamation

 



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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #50 on: November 09, 2008, 09:54:45 PM »

gave booty hole a promotion and sent that coochie on vacation
Vov freed up her brown kids like the Emancipation Proclamation

 



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This cannot end. It just can't.
LUTZKA SUCKED HIS OWN DICK OFF
NOW HIS PUSSY IS 120 GRIT SOFT
I PEELED THAT NIGGAS SKIN OFF LIKE GRIPTAPE
ALIEN UNDERNEATH, EXPLODED JIZZ IN HIS BITCH'S FACE!

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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #51 on: November 09, 2008, 10:04:04 PM »

gave booty hole a promotion and sent that coochie on vacation
Vov freed up her brown kids like the Emancipation Proclamation




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« Reply #52 on: November 09, 2008, 10:11:50 PM »

gave booty hole a promotion and sent that coochie on vacation
Vov freed up her brown kids like the Emancipation Proclamation

 



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This cannot end. It just can't.



VOV VURNQUIST IS ONLINE

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« Reply #53 on: November 09, 2008, 11:00:32 PM »
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« Reply #54 on: November 09, 2008, 11:45:18 PM »
fuck all this news shit, im on some dosha and booze shit
beat the pussy of your wife til she rockin a blue clit
she never spit, and Chris, I cut that bitch no slack
she cradle the sack, and eat Twizzlers out my ass crack

cause Vov a big dick swanga. A banana cream slanga.
im with your kids reading Manga, and pullin twelve inch fangas
so excited they stompin feet like a Wu Tang banga
catch em up at 2 am leavin comments on my Xanga

walk into your kitchen, wifey ironing my chinos
vov in the living room squinted out like Filipinos
im the boss like Al Pacino, sick like Tarantino
look at a nigga wrong, its 911 like this was Reno










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« Reply #55 on: November 10, 2008, 12:03:59 AM »
my gun, where is it........

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« Reply #56 on: November 10, 2008, 10:26:58 AM »
My flow was way better, why the fuck did you delete it? So you guys can pretend to be Homer Simpson? Fucking frat-boys.

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« Reply #57 on: November 10, 2008, 01:25:56 PM »
My flow was way better, why the fuck did you delete it? So you guys can pretend to be Homer Simpson? Fucking frat-boys.

Its funny that youre pissed about being not funny.

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« Reply #58 on: November 10, 2008, 01:57:36 PM »
My flow was way better, why the fuck did you delete it? So you guys can pretend to be Homer Simpson? Fucking frat-boys.

Its funny that youre pissed about being not funny.

FUNNY?
SHIT AIN'T FUCKIN FUNNY. I hate bitches that see some oppurtunity to be creative and grab some wack shit and flip it, thinking that shits acceptable. IT AIN'T. Chris Hansen reps the Beta's or Sigma's and Bob don't shit organic excellence because that fool doesn't even eat. KNOW YOUR SHIT.


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Re: Vov Vurnquist
« Reply #59 on: November 10, 2008, 02:41:14 PM »
KNOW YOUR SHIT.

edit: HANSEN, YOU GOT A COMEBACK OR WHAT???

I THINK VOV IS TAKIN IT BUD
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