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Hamburgers
« on: November 04, 2008, 11:01:18 AM »
What do you guys like on burgers?

I like pretty much whatever, but no processed cheese.

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2008, 11:11:50 AM »
I like rice on the bottom then the burger on top, then an egg over easy on top of that, and then smothered with gravy and a scoop of mac salad on the side. Its called a Loco Moco.

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2008, 11:14:02 AM »
Calista Flockhart Arby's Vageen.  Flapper style burger spazz with ya tongue hangin all thp-pa-thp-pa-thp-pa

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2008, 11:14:57 AM »


Casino el Camino is your god.

Oh hell yeah, bar food is the shit. But no tomatos for me.

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2008, 11:25:19 AM »
ever fuck with salsa on a burger? I really like it.

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2008, 11:28:21 AM »
Tomatoes, pickles, salad, alot of tomato ketchup and alot of cheese!


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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2008, 11:36:21 AM »
My homemade sour cream burger, with bacon and avocados.  Ranch always...ketchup never



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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2008, 11:38:13 AM »
My homemade sour cream burger, with bacon and avocados.  Ranch always...ketchup never



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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2008, 11:47:03 AM »
theres a double cheeseburger at a gyro place down the street, the meat is so tender that you do not even need teeth.
if post- retirement duke nukem bagged that azz i have a chance too

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2008, 11:48:33 AM »
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My homemade sour cream burger, with bacon and avocados.  Ranch always...ketchup never



edit: found a pic
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My cheeseburger prowless gets chicks wet for the cream treat.
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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2008, 12:02:21 PM »
No mayonaise and no fucking pickles.

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2008, 12:08:30 PM »
No mayonaise and no fucking pickles.
not on that paticular burger the taste is unique and you dont wanna drowned it out with extra shit.  But on my go to CB's there is always mayo, pickles, lettuce, tomatoe's, diced onions (only diced) mustard, cheddar, bacon and ranch
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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2008, 12:12:48 PM »
this is what i want for my birthday...just needs bacon.  the 50 pounder.

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2008, 12:20:39 PM »
in-n-out secret sauce
mayo (only a little bit)
lots of tomato
lettuce
mozzerella cheese
mushrooms
a bowl of chilli for dipping purposes
a little pesto.



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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2008, 12:24:50 PM »

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2008, 12:40:40 PM »
blue cheese and the pickles must be crisp. It works on my hunger 70% of time, everytime.
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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #16 on: November 04, 2008, 12:50:14 PM »
I've had hummus on a burger once. I recommend it 

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #17 on: November 04, 2008, 01:27:10 PM »



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It is made of sirloin filled with Foie Gras, braised short ribs and black truffle served on a Parmesan bun. What makes a great burger great in my view is that it is better than the sum of it's parts. The db burger deftly manages to reverse this equation, and for the princely sum $32.

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2008, 01:32:33 PM »
ketchup, cheese, bacon, pickles, and lettuce.

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2008, 01:36:03 PM »

I don't think it should be called a hamburger without a slice of raw onion.

My fixins are: Worcestershire, Spicy Dijon Mustard, raw onion, lettus, with or without pepper jack cheese depending on my mood.

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2008, 01:41:59 PM »



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It is made of sirloin filled with Foie Gras, braised short ribs and black truffle served on a Parmesan bun. What makes a great burger great in my view is that it is better than the sum of it's parts. The db burger deftly manages to reverse this equation, and for the princely sum $32.
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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2008, 01:54:05 PM »
way too expensive i know. its real good. the foie gras is the ticket.

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at home just pan fried angus beef, grill the onions alongside, a slice of cheddar, ketchup. call it a day.

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #22 on: November 04, 2008, 05:13:41 PM »

I don't think it should be called a hamburger without a slice of raw onion.

My fixins are: Worcestershire, Spicy Dijon Mustard, raw onion, lettus, with or without pepper jack cheese depending on my mood.

agreed.

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #23 on: November 04, 2008, 05:25:07 PM »
In n Out

love my in n out t.

and their secret sauce is thousand island dressing.

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #24 on: November 04, 2008, 05:32:11 PM »

bacon cheese burgers are my choice

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #25 on: November 04, 2008, 05:34:45 PM »
This made me so much hungrier than I already was. Bastards, the whole lot of you.

Usually red onion, pickles, lettuce, cheese, bacon if available, ketchup or a lot of bbq sauce.

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #26 on: November 04, 2008, 06:31:19 PM »
I found a pic of my dream burg;


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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #27 on: November 04, 2008, 06:37:28 PM »
In n Out

love my in n out t.

and their secret sauce is thousand island dressing.

at face value . . . yes.


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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #28 on: November 04, 2008, 06:39:37 PM »
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in-n-out secret sauce
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how

go up to the counter and ask for some. If you're nice about it, they'll pretty much give you as much as you want. Sometimes i dont even purchase anything - i just walk into the restaurant, ask for some sauce, then leave.



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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #29 on: November 04, 2008, 06:45:35 PM »
This made me so much hungrier than I already was. Bastards, the whole lot of you.

fuckin eh, haven't eaten much today

lettuce, tomato, bacon, strong cheddar, ketchup, mayo, mustard, sometimes hotsauce

never onions, never pickles