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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #30 on: November 04, 2008, 07:00:28 PM »
Bacon Cheeseburger cooked well done with cheddar cheese, excessive amounts of onions--sauteed, fried, raw...shit doesn't matter, light lettuce and pickles, barbecue sauce or thousand island dressing depending on the quality of the barbecue sauce available.  Fuego.

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #31 on: November 04, 2008, 07:33:00 PM »


would you eat this?

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #32 on: November 04, 2008, 07:41:01 PM »
I'm a hella picky eater but i'll list a few styles that I like
Lick's Homeburger w/ cheese, with Guk(garlic mayo)on both sides relish, mustard, ketchup, shredded lettuce.
In-n-out Cheese burger no onion(i can get down w/ grilled sometimes), no tomato
My own Turkey burger, with white cheddar, micro greens,pickles, guk(imported from TO), ketchup and mustard.    

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #33 on: November 04, 2008, 07:42:41 PM »
Lick's Homeburger w/ cheese, with Guk(garlic mayo)on both sides relish, mustard, ketchup, shredded lettuce.   

that sounds too good




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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #34 on: November 04, 2008, 07:50:05 PM »


would you eat this?

i'd probably have to unhinge my jaw to chomp that work of art.



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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #35 on: November 04, 2008, 09:25:23 PM »
^ notice the whole pickle spears on that bitch. 
or is that avocado?
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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #36 on: November 04, 2008, 09:29:56 PM »
^ notice the whole pickle spears on that bitch. 
or is that avocado?
avocado, notice the texture. Id kill that minus the fried onions
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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #37 on: November 04, 2008, 10:02:35 PM »
what's up with the baked beans?

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #38 on: November 05, 2008, 05:25:58 AM »
I had this McDonald's burger yesterday.  You ever eat there and chomp down on a real hard piece of gristle?  Seriously like rock hard.  I call them burger diamonds.  I don't like burger diamonds on my burger.

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #39 on: November 05, 2008, 06:59:59 AM »
No mayonaise and no fucking pickles.

can't do pickles or mayo.  grody.

avocado and raw onion all day.
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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #40 on: November 05, 2008, 09:04:53 AM »
In n out needs to open up in canada.

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #41 on: November 05, 2008, 11:25:52 AM »

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #42 on: November 05, 2008, 11:47:40 AM »
Mediam-Rare and make sure the bun had been toasted

Pizza Burgers are good.

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #43 on: November 05, 2008, 12:00:57 PM »
this is what i want for my birthday...just needs bacon.  the 50 pounder.


yo that shit is no joke.  i tried the 2 pounder.  it was ridiculous.  that's from denny's pub somewhere in PA.  me and a bunch of buds went out there to try it.  you only get 1 hour to eat it if you want it half price and your name on the wall.  i don't even think i got half.

read the descriptions on what they put on those things.  it's crazy.

cups of ketchup, cups of mustard, multiple onions, multiple tomatoes, head of lettuce, dozens of slices of cheese....

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #44 on: November 06, 2008, 11:36:08 AM »

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #45 on: November 06, 2008, 12:06:12 PM »
theres a local place called Litton's that owns my life

if post- retirement duke nukem bagged that azz i have a chance too

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #46 on: November 06, 2008, 01:07:41 PM »
The burgers from Brown's Chicken are fucking fantastic. I think they're only in the Chicagoland area, so if you're ever around here, check them out.

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #47 on: November 06, 2008, 01:43:49 PM »
call me a bitch, but i like them with cheese only, and i put ketchup on it(have to do it myself). i love cheeseburgers!

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #48 on: November 06, 2008, 01:46:15 PM »
I ate a BK double whopper (no pikles and no mayo of course) for lunch and now my stomach is rumbling something awful.

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #49 on: November 06, 2008, 01:46:22 PM »
i just remembered having a great burger from a place called crown burger in salt lake city. the royal burger replaces bacon with pastrami.

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #50 on: November 06, 2008, 01:49:08 PM »
no onions

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #51 on: November 06, 2008, 01:51:01 PM »
theres a local place called Litton's that owns my life



where?

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #52 on: November 06, 2008, 02:06:43 PM »
i just remembered having a great burger from a place called crown burger in salt lake city. the royal burger replaces bacon with pastrami.


oh. my. god.

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #53 on: November 06, 2008, 02:27:45 PM »
red robins is pretty good


white spot is awesome too.

this thread is making me hungry.

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #54 on: November 06, 2008, 02:36:41 PM »
My homemade sour cream burger, with bacon and avocados.  Ranch always...ketchup never



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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #55 on: November 06, 2008, 10:12:08 PM »
Am I the only one that is down with veggie burgers?

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #56 on: November 06, 2008, 10:17:38 PM »
Am I the only one that is down with veggie burgers?

they're alright....but they definitely don't hold a candle to the real thing.


I was a vegetarian for 5 years - biggest mistake of my life. The only plus was that my fingernails grew slower.



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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #57 on: November 06, 2008, 10:22:28 PM »
In China hamburgers are called:  hambaubau

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #58 on: November 06, 2008, 10:23:29 PM »
Am I the only one that is down with veggie burgers?

Nah, I'm down.

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Re: Hamburgers
« Reply #59 on: November 07, 2008, 09:46:20 AM »
Am I the only one that is down with veggie burgers?

so down to eat a veggie burger. homemade, of course. i've yet to come across a good ready to eat veggie burger, except for the BK veggie, which is still either hit or miss. But a good garbanzo bean burger with some grilled veggies or mushrooms, toasted bun, and melted cheese is the shit.

fuck i'm hungry. again.
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